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A.B. Smart

@blobrights.bsky.social
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I’m Andy Bluesky’s premier reply guy I sometimes post original art + writing, leftist screeds, bad puns, and unsolicited opinions. My work is completely AI-free. They/them 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 📸 abscifi

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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It’s real loser shit to just leave all your trash in the street after the 4th of July
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Me when I’m about to GET YOU
Imminent Threat Alert screenshot
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Cranberries are like “what if grapes tasted more like blood”
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I wonder if dogs experience alienation due to capitalism
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
In today’s culture you couldn’t write a song like “the 12 days of christmas”. Nobody can afford all that junk
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Tuesday is the Wednesday of Mondays
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The means-testing thing is so pernicious man. Designed in a lab to sow resentment, degrade the public good, shrink services and transfer costs away from government coffers and to individuals’ post-tax income
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James Longhurst @jameslonghurst.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Seven-word death punch
A screenshot of a TikTok comment says “never seen a cybertruck at the library”
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I have a very specific kind of disorder where I’m very much a regular human creature… except for t h e t h o u g h t s… and it’s mostly impossible to tell which ones are normative and which ones are bizarre delusions
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Eating a whole brick of Parmesan cheese must feel like eating an Italian-Style candle
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
If violence is the means, those who have made violence their whole identity will win the battle for this country. But we have more powerful means than violence; we have labor and people power and compassion on our side, and we can win the war with them.
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Count Mysterioso @mysteriosox.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
This is quite a post www.planetearthandbeyond.co/p/reality-is...
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I need someone to banish me to the bottom of the ocean with a spell that can only be broken by a magical narwhal and the scion of a powerful family of sorcerers
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
We make fools of ourselves when we choose to make foes from those who would choose to be our friends
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Duolingo Owl messaging me at 4:12am like “you up? I see you’re active on instagram. Maybe you should do a lesson. if you know what’s good for you that is”
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Sadly the lack of interaction here (I don’t have many irl friends that use bluesky tbh) has meant I basically only come to this site to shitpost, whine about personal problems I can’t air on instagram, and reply to random things I see on the discover tab. I will keep posting but idk how much
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Pretty much everyone only cares about how an event or fact will affect them personally or how it will affect something they want. You learn people’s values from the second part; people who care about others can’t hide it any more easily than those who don’t.
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I am just now learning that they call them Ballerinos. Why was I not informed sooner
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
You’re a romantic? I’ve had hang ups about an ex for 22 years. I’ve been nursing an unspoken crush on a VERY distant friend for 17 years. I’ve been thinking wistfully about a random hookup I had for the last two and a half years. Tell me about your heartache.
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Just look at me! Someday you too will realize that you’re the triple threat baddie you always wanted. Cool, hot, and deeply unwell are attainable goals
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Brian Box Brown @boxbrown.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
heavily redacted peanuts
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Saying “I love you” but out of spite
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Relevant
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Don’t ask the sweet Christian donut lady for queer relationship advice
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Crossposting the fiery anguish of being alive with a heart that yearns in a world that grows colder every day
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
A second TBoy has hit the towers
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Now watching
A screenshot from the movie Burlesque, starring Christina Aguilera
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
If you’ve got tattoos, glasses, neurodivergent traits, and unmanaged emotional baggage keeping you from accepting genuine affection given unconditionally by the people you want most, I’m probably already in love with you
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Steve Randy Waldman @interfluidity.com · 15/12/2025
"According to the…annual Harris Poll, for the 1st time, a majority of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to democracy. A remarkable 71% believe there should be a wealth tax. A majority believe there should be a cap on how much wealth a person can accumulate." www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/o...
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Opinion | The Billionaires Have Gone Full Louis XV
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
In spite of everything, I still love with a love so powerful that it comes bursting out of my chest and spilling all over the floor, even when I want to reject those feelings and keep myself safe and hard and alone. I think I can finally see why it’s a superpower.
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Yes, I do wear my goddamned heart on my fucking sleeve, thank you very much
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
The number isn’t going up because I want it to lol
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
A tweet screenshot reading

Experienced Website User
@RisenRabbit
i followed you because of a funny post some time ago, but its been exciting to learn about your bleak personal life and extreme political views
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Open letter to my ass cheek from my other ass cheek: PFFFFTTTT
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Lemme come over and make u box macaroni
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
When I was a kid 6 was afraid of 7...
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Ngl im pretty proud of my pixel art social media icons
A small pixellated icon of the planet earth, painted on an in-progress sticker as a World Wide Web logoA small pixellated camera icon painted onto an in-progress sticker as an Instagram logo
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Git Commit me to a goddamned institution jfc
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Ariel Slamet Ries @arielries.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Who cares if the reason I start posting art again is to try in vain to impress one specific person. I’m allowed to do that
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I drew a leaf and spent way too long on the individual cells
A digital painting of an American Tuliptree leaf. Each of the veins and cells of the leaf is detailed, and there is a caption above the leaf that reads “aut (umn) ism” as a joke about my overly precise technique (I am diagnosed autistic and love fiddly details).
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
If you’re a good driver they should let you put those wacky speed racer death trap gadgets on your car
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Frank&Stein @brandtandstein.com · 11/12/2025
Also, congratulations everyone who made something this year. A comic, a song, a film, a novel, a painting, a poem, a short story, a sculpture, crochet, embroidery, whatever it is. In this era of slop and theft, if you *make* something you are a shining jewel and I am so grateful for you.
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Making stickers and spoons for a swap market in KC on Saturday :)
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Need to decentralize and democratize my search for human validation
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I like how this is literally his current job that he’s held for 20 years. Congress is supposed to negotiate on our behalf, asshole
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