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Blaseball (RIV) and Chronolympic Commentator, Reporter, Sochi Pink-eye Haver. We are definitely one organism and not several (He/Him/His)

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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 03/10/2026
Failed savings roll?
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 30/09/2026
👁️🦠
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 30/09/2026
Best pancakes in the west coast
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 30/09/2026
Cannibal Elijah Wood from Sin City
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 30/09/2026
it's time for playoff baseball
Suicidal Nathan Fielder at a mets game
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The Joy of Baseball Podcast @joyofbaseball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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The Joy of Evolving with Bob Costas
On this week’s episode of The Joy of Baseball, Joe and Molly are joined by legendary sports broadcaster and baseball superfan Bob Costas.
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 30/09/2026
💅
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
until chicago pope i don’t think i ever truly understood that the pope is like a guy
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 30/09/2026
"Here's a matchup for you Mike. Will Venable versus God."
Bill Swerski's Superfans" is a recurring sketch about Chicago sports fans on the American sketch comedy program Saturday Night Live. It was a prominent feature from 1991 to 1992, and its characters have made various other appearances   they are sittisitting around a table PILED with food
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 29/09/2026
👑
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 27/09/2026
The salmon swim backwards, the previous 3,576.2 innings are undone. #blaseball
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 27/09/2026
... Me?
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Phillie Phanatic Dancing for Philadelphia Phillies
Alt: Phillie Phanatic Dancing for Philadelphia Phillies
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 26/09/2026
Just rumors about a "boys will be boys attitude" in the organization that I didn't put a lot of stock into until this Joss Hamilton thing.
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 26/09/2026
From the rubber too. Well done. Former players don't try from the rubber.
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 26/09/2026
This confirms a lot of chatter about the banana ball peeps and why I stopped following them in 2023.
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 26/09/2026
A musician needs to sample this clip.
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 26/09/2026
White men can't jump scene where Rosie Perez absolutely dominates Jeopardy. In this scene she answers (she questions?... She answers with a question?... She quanswers) "what is a quahog?"
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 26/09/2026
If that conversation happened, it's because Xi is making fun of him straight to his stupid face.
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 26/09/2026
I brought a flask of rye bourbon to my last job interview and got the position. Just sayin'
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 25/09/2026
The comment is Justin Upton erasure. deadspin.com/justin-upton/
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Deadspin | Justin Upton Makes A Spectacular Leaping Attempt Really Nowhere Near The Ball
Deadspin | Justin Upton Makes A Spectacular Leaping Attempt Really Nowhere Near The Ball
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 25/09/2026
Death Mints was right there.
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 24/09/2026
I would kill for Tock.
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 24/09/2026
I felt compelled to sketch up a mascot for my futuristic Olympiad game in development. So, please take a moment to say hello to Tock! Designed to observe, celebrate, and preserve every moment of Chronolympic competition, Tock is always watching for extraordinary achievement!
You can see my sprite artist insticts at work here with three differ poses of Tock, an anthropomorphic camera with arms and legs and a gold, silver, bronze pedastal sticking out of his head. Tock loves you. You must love Tock.
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 24/09/2026
Racist roomba
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 22/09/2026
Congratulations @pirates.com! You are in #PARTYTIME 🎉
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 21/09/2026
Sweater Weather is Happening
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Thick Sweater No Match For Determined Nipples
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 21/09/2026
"We've been running on not giving a shit about those peons for decades. Why on earth do you think we would care about anything that doesn't enrich our tiny in-group personally?"
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 20/09/2026
I haven't seen such a free swinging haymaker since Ron Artest.
Yellow punching Mustache with a pillow-handed right hook
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 20/09/2026
Start grilling Peyton about the woman he sexually assaulted at UT and still talks shit about behind closed doors. I'd watch that.
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 20/09/2026
He thinks declaring something a military complex has magical powers like how we treated declaring bankruptcy
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 19/09/2026
Because the sheriff, who's also my brother, asked me nicely to stop wearing a fake police badge.
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 19/09/2026
I'm Unexceptional 1970s White Guy. My power is that I suffer no consequences despite being the absolute worst. My catchphrase is "let's go status quo"
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 18/09/2026
Is the proper article for Humuhumunukunukuapua "a" or "an?"
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 18/09/2026
I'll never forgive the people that at any point saw this motherfucker speak in any capacity and thought, "Hell yeah, brother. Let's give THAT more power and influence." It's an unforgivable failure
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 18/09/2026
Twenty one more posts to go!
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 17/09/2026
Blaseball name
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 17/09/2026
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Homer Simpson: Get Ready For Something Stupid
Alt: Homer Simpson: Get Ready For Something Stupid
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 16/09/2026
If you don't get the stylish comment. Check out the kit these athletes wear for air rifle and air pistol
Turkish sport shooter Yusuf Dikeç competing at the 2024 Paris Olympics. Dikeç went viral worldwide for his incredibly casual demeanor and minimalist gear during the 10-meter air pistol mixed team eventSouth Korean sport shooter Kim Ye-ji, who became a global internet sensation during the 2024 Paris Olympics for her striking look and unflinching composure. She's kitted out like a time traveling assassin that has to kill you at burning man
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
look, you get to 73 points those earlier runs through the pushups come back with a vengeance. Great call to get a closer in there
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 12/09/2026
If he did a pushup of the score for each of the 10 touchdowns and one FG, he did about 405 pushups (minus what the closer did)
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 12/09/2026
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 10/09/2026
Classic Jesse Case tweet


@jessecase

If baseball really wanted to get exciting, they'd let a celebrity throw the LAST pitch. Bases loaded, here's Danny DeVito.

10:05 PM 11/2/16 Twitter Web App
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 09/09/2026
"Zero is technically a velocity"
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 09/09/2026
👀
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 07/09/2026
Nerd
Expansion era playoff game against the crabs and the pies where nerd patcheco swallowed a stray peanut and had a super allergic reaction.
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 06/09/2026
This is a fun read for the curious.
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Blaseball Splorts Almanac: The Discipline Era by CorruptDropbear
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 05/09/2026
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NSYNC's Justin Timberlake Victory Dance
Alt: NSYNC's Justin Timberlake Victory Dance they're jumping like an atonal Kris Kross but all at the same time
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 05/09/2026
Think of all the gas money I'd save if I quit my job!
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