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@blobcostas.chronolympics.com
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Blaseball (RIV) and Chronolympic Commentator, Reporter, Sochi Pink-eye Haver. We are definitely one organism and not several (He/Him/His)

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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 30/09/2026
Cannibal Elijah Wood from Sin City
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 30/09/2026
it's time for playoff baseball
Suicidal Nathan Fielder at a mets game
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 30/09/2026
"Here's a matchup for you Mike. Will Venable versus God."
Bill Swerski's Superfans" is a recurring sketch about Chicago sports fans on the American sketch comedy program Saturday Night Live. It was a prominent feature from 1991 to 1992, and its characters have made various other appearances   they are sittisitting around a table PILED with food
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 26/09/2026
White men can't jump scene where Rosie Perez absolutely dominates Jeopardy. In this scene she answers (she questions?... She answers with a question?... She quanswers) "what is a quahog?"
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 20/09/2026
I haven't seen such a free swinging haymaker since Ron Artest.
Yellow punching Mustache with a pillow-handed right hook
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 12/09/2026
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 10/09/2026
Classic Jesse Case tweet


@jessecase

If baseball really wanted to get exciting, they'd let a celebrity throw the LAST pitch. Bases loaded, here's Danny DeVito.

10:05 PM 11/2/16 Twitter Web App
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 07/09/2026
Nerd
Expansion era playoff game against the crabs and the pies where nerd patcheco swallowed a stray peanut and had a super allergic reaction.
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 02/09/2026
The Fall of Phaeton (1703–1704) by Sebastiano Ricci @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
This artwork is The Fall of Phaeton (1703–1704) by the Italian Baroque painter Sebastiano Ricci, currently housed in the Belluno Civic Museum.

The painting depicts the dramatic Greek mythological tale of Phaethon, son of the sun-god Helios. After losing control of his father's sun chariot and setting the earth on fire, Jupiter strikes him down with a thunderbolt.
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 22/08/2026
Don't bring a knife.gun to a gun.gun fight
Sean Connery from the untouchables
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 22/08/2026
Astronaut with a gun "always has been" meme
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 21/08/2026
Another Kissinger has hit the afterlife.
George W. Bush getting whispered that another Kissinger has died (actually him learning about another kissinger dying)
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 15/08/2026
"And you people, you're all astronauts on... some kind of star trek."
Without naming the Film, say a line that would make any true fan immediately recognize the film?
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 07/08/2026
This is more like it. Still weird though. #redsox #whitesox
Red Sox are third in their division and White Sox are first despite the fact that Boston has 4 more wins
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 05/08/2026
I live in a house full of Japanese people, and it struck me today just how completely everyone stopped giving a shit about the #dodgers. It's uncanny. It went from an everyday event on the TV to less than an afterthought. #mlb
Shohei smiling and making merry with a child rapist.
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 03/08/2026
I saw a can of "American Dew", and just assumed MAGA Americans were having a freedom fries spat with the concept of mountains.
Box of rebranded mountain dew as American dew
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 03/08/2026
I'm not the best at reading lips, but I'm pretty sure gramps is saying "Shithead" here..
Grandpa calling the dad a shithead
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 02/08/2026
Incognito Bob Ezrin here is as cool as a cucumber.
Canadian comedian Bob smirking at a Squirrel
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 25/07/2026
Milo of Croton by Joseph-Benoît Suvée (18th century, oil on canvas), @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
Milo of Croton by Joseph-Benoît Suvée (18th century, oil on canvas), depicting Milo with his hand stuck in a trunk, attacked by a wolf.
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 19/07/2026
THIS IS WHO RUNS THIS ACCT
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 15/07/2026
Xkcd comic by Randall Monroe

    Black Hat walks in.]
    Black Hat: New headcannon:

    [Cueball is sitting at his desk, using his computer.]
    Cueball: Yeah?

    [Black Hat lifts his hat, revealing his "headcannon": a tiny cannon on the top of his head. The headcannon fires and blows up Cueball's desk, the explosion throwing Cueball backwards.]
    Headcannon: BOOM
    Cueball: Augh!
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 04/07/2026
Profile portrait of a young man by an unknown Florentine 15th century artist. @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
This image shows the 15th-century painting Matteo Olivieri (?), created by an unknown Florentine artist.
 The painting is attributed to the Florentine 15th Century school and dates to the 1430s.  The portrait is believed to depict Matteo Olivieri, a Florentine citizen, though this identification is uncertain.
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 30/06/2026
Nathan Fielder contemplating [redacted] at a Mets game
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 27/06/2026
My daughter told me about it, but I had to see it for myself. It's real. My local target is selling anti-LGBTQ gear during Pride month.
A rack of rather shoddy San Francisco Giants shirts and jerseys
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 21/06/2026
A pie is poorly photoshopped over Nathan fielder's face
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 21/06/2026
Waldorf: This is the biggest disaster ever caused by hors d'oeuvres. Statler: How so? Waldorf: They're so bad that guests are diving into the cesspit to get the taste out of their mouth. Both: Hoo ho ho ho.
Looks like King Henry and someone else looking from the railing as 60 nobles fall to their death in a s*** pile
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 21/06/2026
Same energy
SNL Dick in a box skit where one of the characters is holding a box up with this dick
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 19/06/2026
[narrator voice] It was at this moment he knew he fucked up
Wilson getting picked up by Farnsworth like a naughty kitten that won't stop scratching the couch
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 19/06/2026
Ken Paxton did what now?!
Trending topics: 
Ken Paxton
Mexico Goal
World Cup
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 18/06/2026
OMG. This is gorgeous
Some fantastic pixel art of a conglomeration of all the stadiums in the league
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 18/06/2026
Thinking about FWXBC (Flat White Ex-Blaseball Club) for some reason


    Official Records
    Community Reports

League
The Coffee Cup
Home Location
Flat White
Team Slogan
"We Forfeit!"
Team Colors
#505050, #b8b8b8
Emoji
🏳️
External Links
Blaseball-Reference
Team Page
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 16/06/2026
Fuuuuuuuck that.
Despite the fact that I have a season pass I can't watch every goddamn game. It's stupid.
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 14/06/2026
Me at every parent teacher conference
A'ja realizing she forgot to tone switch during the interview
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 13/06/2026
Damn you
Futurama damn you old man scene
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 13/06/2026
Just rip those vile letters down, you fuckers. It's right there.
Scaffolding contractors moving almost as slow as Merrick Garland when democracy is on the line
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 13/06/2026
Candy canes with shoulder nipples
You look at that thing that's sticking up from his right shoulder and tell me it's not a nipple
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 11/06/2026
Here you all go.
The previous picture with the words removed from the shirts.
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 11/06/2026
Il est un grand fan de Pete LaCock
Pete LaCock trading card he was a first baseman and outfielder for the Cubs and he's standing like he's just daring you to kick him in the nuts
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 11/06/2026
Blob will issue a formal apology to the #1 in the AL Central White Sox at midnight tonight at the Bean.
Screenshot of current AL standings with the White Sox as number one in the central division
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 11/06/2026
Mets lost. Post Fielder
Nathan Fielder looking like he hates his life at a Mets game
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 08/06/2026
New profile picture for Blob. I wasn't 100% sure about the origin of the previous pixel art picture, and there were a few things that seemed off about it. Instead, I traced a picture from the broadcast of that fateful day in the Sochi Olympics in Illustrator and colored/shaded it myself.
Blob Costas in Sochi getting his pink eye which is to me one of the funniest moments in sports in a long time. He tried to soldier through while it looked like half of his face was melting.
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 08/06/2026
The #angels #dodgers game was a bit wild
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 07/06/2026
They really miss the opportunity to call themselves the PVC Pipelayers.
Bumper sticker of a swim club called the PVC dolphins with a generic looking angry dolphin on it. I'll save you a Google It's for the Pleasanton valley swim club somewhere in the East Bay
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 04/06/2026
How does he look like he's simultaneously in a world of pain and totally chill about it?
Zoom in of Gabriel Tual's face where he looks like he's happy that he has a bowel obstruction.
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 03/06/2026
I was finally able to make a gif of Tommy Troy losing the ball in the sun two days ago. This ultimately resulted in one of the worst sends I've seen from a third base coach outside of Little League #diamondbacks #giants
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 01/06/2026
Woof, buddy. Take a breather.
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 01/06/2026
Copy of a smartly bound edition of "Ducks: and how to make them pay" by W. Cook
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 31/05/2026
This image features Jenna Fischer as the character Pam Beesly from the television show The Office. She looks confused
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 30/05/2026
Ben Kenobi looking scared and saying that's no thunder
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 30/05/2026
A normal photo of Freddie Freeman with normal glowing fire eyeballs
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