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blitzcrg

@blitzcrg.bsky.social
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Cybersecurity goon. Recovering individualist. Bass player. I post photos of my cat and rant about the tech industry and local politics. Sometimes miniature painting. #yeg

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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Love to see it.
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
With winter on the way I'm looking very much forward to swapping 'garden time' for 'mini painting time' until spring. Two Starcraft armies to paint, a lot of Battletech WIPs to finish, and a bunch more ideas shelved over the insanely chaotic last ~18 months gonna get done.
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Sonic Spookhammer 🎃 @sonicsledgehammer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"What would Hitler do?" Suck, fail, and puss out before the Soviets could arrive and pull his teeth out through his rectum. This has been a helpful Two Second History.
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I used my thumb to scrape some seeds out of a hungarian wax pepper making dinner last night. Hands have been washed i don't even know how many times but there's still a detectable amount of capsaicin lurking under the thumbnail. TL;DR - don't do this.
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Lukasz Kowalczuk @elkowalczuk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Melvin Junko x Circle Jerks x Toxic Avenger
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Vancouver Island is beautiful. I wish there was a way for me to live here without having to live here.
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ah yes, small town British Columbia. One bar, zero patrons under 65 (apart from me). At least I'm here before the monsoon season begins this time!
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Winding down the garden. Wasn't expecting to have over a hundred pounds of plums to contend with.
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm almost a month into my return to the home gym. Modified everything to work around my shitty lower back. In there 5 days a week. Diet sorted. I'm not benching my bodyweight (yet) but working weights are all climbing like crazy and I *feel* strong as fuck.
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Events have transpired that have given me cause to listen to Billie Eilish's entire catalog. Streaming app algos are about to get completely fucked up.
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
MUH PRODUCE
Spoils of a back yard garden. Kale, Arugula, Mustard Greens, hot peppers
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have committed to becoming gym man. This necessitates a meal plan where my ADHD having ass now has reminders set to actually eat, because I've been accidentally consuming only ~1500-1600 calories a day. I'm 5'11" with wrists 8" around. It's a miracle I haven't fucking died.
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I definitely should've remembered my earplugs for the show I went to tonight. Bands were great, but my ears are ringing like a goddamn church bell.
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Did you know that past the age of 40, simply existing can cause parts of your body to experience mysterious, intractable sensations of pain?
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Atticus says hi.
Voidcat peering over the edge of a decorative tray
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Not gonna feed an army with the output of my bean patch but I *will* have delicious Caesars for the next year.
Six jars of pickled beans
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GabreliciousHobbies🧑‍💻 @gabrelicious.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Amazing read on wargamer about necromunda
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Woke up to a very destroyed grape trellis. Here's hoping it was just built shitty and done in under it's own weight and not by someone climbing over it.
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Any time I happen to open YouTube and there's a new Bobby Fingers video is a good time.
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Lesley Carhart @hacks4pancakes.com · 31/07/2026
I hate this. www.reddit.com/r/ITCareerQu...

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I was kind of thinking of doing a TikTok or something to reflect this. I am so tired of saying the same awful thing about cybersecurity on here hundreds of time, I'm not trying to be a gatekeeper or ahole.

I mentor young people for free. I want them to love IT and cybersecurity.

There. Are. No. Jobs. I'm soeffingtired. Cyber is full. There are no jobs.

The market has crashed. You will not get a job from a bootcamp. You will not get a career from WGU unless you did insane self study before hand. You will not get a job with a Security+ or CEH. HackTheBox and TryHackMe mean less than nothing to HR.

You had better have a Bachelors in CS from a credible school or similar. You had better have your Sec+ and CySA or OSCP. You had better be networking, doing projects, and getting top scores in CTFs. You had better have at least 2 years working in full time IT on your resume. You're competing with people with 4+ who have been laid off.

I am ready to throw fists at schools and influencers selling it otherwise. You have to fight to survive in this field these days and almost all of us have taken massive pay hits. It's not due to some magic AI. It's a rush on the field with glowing sales pitches, and a terrible global market.

Don't get into cybersecurity, or IT in general frankly, unless you have a box of torn apart computer parts on your shelf and a folder of projects on disk before even considering it. You will have to hustle. You'll get treated like crap and paid like crap. Your life will be old grey hairs like me telling you about how we got a job at a bar and you'll be finishing your 3rd 10.000 dollar cert. I can't fix that. Do it only if you love this stuff enough to deal with the unbearable market and all the shit you'll deal with for months looking for a low paid job. I see mentees in tears every single week and I am at the end of my rope.
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sign it. action.openmedia.org/page/196118/...
action.openmedia.org
Tell the Senate: Reform Bill C-22
LAST CHANCE to fix #BillC22 surveillance powers that threaten Canadians' rights and privacy! Major companies and civil society groups are raising the alarm. Demand the Senate #ReformC22 now! 👉 https:/...
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Doing a little backyard agriculture. Hot peppers and tomatoes all more or less thriving. #greenhouse
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ok #fgc - I am an old man, but have never gotten into a tag fighter before. It feels like time to try and actually understand this archetype. Is there anything like a 'tag fighting game fundamentals' article/video/series of blogs that can help a street fighter fan get their head around the genre?
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Oh good, another torrential downpour. On the bright side, whatever vegetables will survive in the garden until harvest time have not needed my assistance getting sufficient moisture.
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
So PC port problems are bad, but this shit runs great on a PS5. Shocking, I know, that a first party publisher would prioritize their box over other boxes. Anyway how the fuck to these psychos get this good at tag fighters? #tampaneversleeps #marveltokon youtu.be/HhTvMRku_wc?...
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TNS MARVEL Tōkon Tournament (Wolverine, Magik, Blade, Black Panther, ) Tokon Fighting Souls Beta
YouTube video by Tampa Never Sleeps (TampaNeverSleeps)
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Marvel #tokon beta impressions: game seems fun. netcode for the beta is horrible. PC port optimization is horrible. A friend and I were in a lobby on Friday night for a couple of hours. We had ~18ms ping, and the game's internal connection strength indicator gave us 5 bars. 8 frames of rollback.
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Marvel #Tokon beta doesn't launch via proton, and I'm assuming that's due to easy anti cheat. A shame, because other arcsys titles I have played run great on the steam deck and linux. If by some miracle this reaches anyone who has a workaround, I'd love to hear about it.
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Coby the Painted 🔜 MFF @cobythepainted.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Thier sheer mismanagement is going to end up killing ASOIAF, hands down thier best product, which they basically stopped supporting anyway. CMON has to be run by 3 raccoons in a trench coat on cocaine.
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Trying to make my weekly grocery shopping a little more predictable by menu planning and god dammit the entire Internet has become an open sewer of slop and bullshit.
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I think I finally cobbled together a bluesky experience that mixes the right amount of 'accounts I follow' and 'other shit I might be interested in' in a single view. It's pretty simple: save some you find interesting, disable reposts in your following feed, and enable this setting:
A checked box enabling the experimental "Show samples of your saved feeds in your following feed"
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
What's the opposite of power fantasy?
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Sensed I was being watched.
Black cat lurking under coffee table
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This god damn song is so good. youtu.be/5qOdBrp33VE?...
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Eye On You
YouTube video by Rocket From The Crypt - Topic
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Lukasz Kowalczuk @elkowalczuk.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Unfriendly reminder: a) FUCK GEN AI b) AI PUNKS FUCK OFF You can download both graphics as vector based pdfs here: lukaszkowalczuk.com/destroy-gen-ai FREE to use for non-commercial purposes.
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Better late than never. Decent first year test for the new greenhouse!
Plants in a greenhouse
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If I really put the pedal to the metal I can probably wrap up my other major project today & tomorrow now that I've dealt with that shit (kinda) and resume living a normal human life where I have time to buy groceries and cook meals and exercise
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I have been cleaning up water damage and patching foundation cracks for what feels like a lifetime. The possibility of two entire days with no rain has me practically giddy.
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It would really, really be great if the forecast for next week turns out to deliver close to zero rain please and thank you.
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ben @benrs.uk · 25/06/2026
good morning
Have you seen the cats bowl?

I didn't know they could.

i'm so sick and fucking tired of you
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Can't get anything done during the week because I'm slammed at work, so of course it's fixing to rain again on the weekend. Fucking hell.
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 24/06/2026
it's called a job because needing to have one is like being cursed by God
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Maybe I'm getting old, but I like the fact that the staff at the coffee shop on the corner know me by name and chat me up while I wait for my order.
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burst_error @bursterror.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
lol get rekt steam machine
Tabletop After Burner by Tiger Electronics
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The sun was out for...maybe an hour today? Two? I don't know. I can hear rain again. Please, sky. I need to get things done outside.
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Last year around August, I decided the time had come to max out my existing socket AM4 system and let the thing carry me as many years as it could for PC gaming. 5900XT and 64GB of DDR4 was minor wallet damage compared to what a modern build with similar specs would cost.
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Anyone with eyes and a brain knew the Steam Machine was going to be priced way higher than we all wanted it to be. Terrible timing, legitimately unfortunate. A low power living room PC would have been something I wanted, but not at current component prices.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 22/06/2026
This is correct. The price isn’t about Valve. It is a wonderful little machine that Just Works, and its part logistics have been fucked beyond all recognition by our AI dipshit overlords. If you were Valve would you want this shit to be a thousand dollars
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Is there a reason straight male friends don't go clothes shopping together? I don't know what made me think of this but I have never a single time in my life gone with a buddy to buy a pair of jeans.
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blitzcrg @blitzcrg.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A young person wished me a happy father's day today. I guess I look like I must be someone's dad. As far as I know, this is not the case.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
woke up this morning with the phrase, "Ork pronouns, 'e / 'em" stuck in my brain so there you all go
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