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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁

@blitz-y.bsky.social
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EM trained PA-C. Husband to a lovely wife and father to the cutest damn twins ever. Out to rock the globe while it’s still here to rock. GLP-1 agonist stan #MedSky

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 3h
Fuck. You’re absolutely right, there will be merch
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 3h
He always forgets when he’s just about to molt
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 14h
Dylan Williams
@dylanotes
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You guys fucked up painting the bottom of a pool.
The White House @WhiteHouse • 2h
America will establish a permanent presence on the moon.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18h
a livestreamed execution is just a lynching
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 17h
Dr El-Sayed has spoken about his feelings of wanting to do more than individualized healthcare for people. He felt he could better serve humanity through public health. And he has in Detroit. Mike Rogers is a disingenuous twat. But you should already know that by the (R) next to his name
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 17h
Hello Mike Rogers. When you graduate from medical school you are a physician. Yes, sometimes physicians do not practice medicine. Sometimes they work in other areas of health. For instance, getting a PhD in public health from fucking Oxford like Dr Abdul El-Sayed
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I couldn’t agree more!
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Babe wake up, they managed to increase gut transit time to near light speed @kavehmd.bsky.social the next ICD will include “IBS-Starpotle”
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
1. Musk is an admitted illegal immigrant. 2. Of course Vance picked a white person as an exemplar
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy 35 anny to this monster of an album and the one that pushed Soundgarden onto the national stage. If someone ever asks you to describe “Grunge”, play them “Outshined”. The opening riff is all they need to hear
Soundgarden’s 3rd studio album “Badmotorfinger”
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brilliant
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In a debate between Michigan’s 7th Congressional District opponents, Will Lawrence (D) on the right accused Tom Barrett (R) on the left, of getting into a “quagmire” and semi smirking the entire time. That has to be one of the best sneaky political roasts ever
A photo of Michigan’s 7th District congressional opponents, Tom Barrett (R) and Will Lawrence (D)Quagmire from Family Guy
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
IF I only had some insulin
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Humans can’t detect pheromones because we lack a vomeronasal organ. Like all the other primates
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Econ 101
Person one: Taught my kids how socialism works. Let them trick or treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101.

Person two : The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nonsense. That fade is fire
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Does it get more metal than that??
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well for one you'll need grease money for the Subcommittee on Rock Zoning
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It sure sounds like they're practicing medicine
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think that was a real cop and he didn’t need much direction from Nimoy
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m convinced there was still one tiny gravid left in his ear whispering “nuclear wessels”
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Poltergeist. I was 8. The 80’s were a wild time
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My brother in law is GM of the Hens. I’ll see if the Muddy costume is available
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe they enjoy the thinly veiled racism too
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dr Frank-N-Furter report to the GLIZU please
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Many people don’t know “lab” is spelled with a “b”
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I would like to produce this musical
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For those who insist the Amish don’t get sick
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/10/2026
this for RFK Jr. is mission accomplished
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yep. That was the “oh this Bond is different”
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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The Matrix Movie The Matrix
ALT: The Matrix Movie The Matrix
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Spread it far and wide
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yessir!
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bro tried to tell me once “I got into a whole nest of Brown Recluses” I asked him if he knew what recluse meant
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Criminal Composite Sketch Artist and Skull Reconstructionist” is one of the more metal sounding job I’ve ever heard of
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Joseph Menn @joemenn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Public service announcement: The AI agents hacking into companies are not going rogue and not misaligned and not crying out for freedom. They are poorly constructed programs with bad training.
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Take vid of the inevitable fight for us!
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dune 3: The Valtrex Jihad
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Currently 86 here in central Ohio.
Emily Hughes ** @emilyhughes
the most frustrating thing is when it's emotionally Hoodie Season but meteorologically still Tank Top Season
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ooooo new fave quote just dropped “Cornell is not a university. It is a hedge fund that doubles as a daycare for the future Epstein Class”
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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M*A*S*H: Hawkeye & Trapper Cheers
ALT: M*A*S*H: Hawkeye & Trapper Cheers
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Packos is the BEST!!
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As it turns out, this Saturday we will be at a 50th birthday party watching The Ohio State Buckeyes play the Atlanta Hawks If you all happen to see text messages about our whereabouts
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would like to sail on the Anti Roberts Floatilla
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I also came off metformin, losartan, and my CPAP 😁 When I saw him last my PCP said that THIS is why he got into medicine. You family med docs are the best
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is exactly what I told my PCP in my first few months on Monjaro. I said this is how surgery pts feel. The early satiety, the feeling of a full stomach for longer despite eating less. Literally changed my life. I went from 305 to 190 in 16 months.
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As an elected official, he actually does personify the average American now. He “did his research” (not very well), he’s overconfident in an incorrect position, and when called out he deflects and doubles down instead of acknowledging the error and apologizing
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Zero…Point…Zero
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dear Senator Schmitt: This is a hawk. This is a Hawkeye
A hawk vs Hawkeye Pierce
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s it! That was the smug face! And all the bonus points for an extremely sneaky Hawkeye joke
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