blipsky9.bsky.social @blipsky9.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Everyday I walk through a spider's web when leaving for work, I let out a silent curse against Robert the Bruce for complimenting that one spider all those years ago. Now all the 8 legged bastards think they need to follow that one's lead I guess 011
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialPatrick King @patrickkingart.com · 08/07/2025At one point we had modified my character's hammer so he could throw it, but I had to roll dex to make sure I caught it, which led to some pretty hilarious fails. 041
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialEric Schiller @triplee.bsky.social · 08/07/2025I play my INT 8 Fighter as not so much stupid but uneducated. Mechanically I decided that if a word has too many syllables or is specialized/technical, I roll Investigation to decide if he picks up the meaning from context. 031
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialJer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 09/07/2025A.L.W.A.Y.S. It adds so much more! One of my favourite characters was a chaos sorcerer with multiple personalities. DM let me have 3 sets of skill proficiencies and backgrounds. All spells had a roll for damage type and if she took an amount of damage shed swap personalities. Endless chaos. 041
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Shitty Character Idea: An aberrant mind sorcerer earth Genasi that is actually made up of bits of meteor, which thus lets them tap into alien power. #DnD 5314
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Newbie: Wow! You make dming look so easy! What’s your secret? DM: Oh it’s just the knowledge that you’re probably going to destroy the beautiful world I spent hours crafting and that I have to accept that. #DnD 86812
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Shitty Character Idea: A goblin wizard who started to learn magic after they stole a spellbook off of a wizard’s corpse post-ambush. #DnD 3352
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Player, sheepish: Ok, I think I’ve finished my character, but they’re not very original... DM: And you think my setting is? “The One Bracelet?” “Mt. Evil?” Who cares?! Play them how you want to play them, and by putting your own personal spin on the character it becomes yours! #DnD 0361
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 10/07/2025DM: Alright, the dragon is going to action surge... Party: Wait, what?! DM: Yeah they have some levels in fighter. They are an ancient dragon after all—gotta pass the time somehow. #DnD 4453
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 08/07/2025As a #DnD player, how likely are you to add a mechanical flaw to your character? For example, maybe your character gains exhaustion after casting too many spells, or maybe they have panic attacks, etc. 20295
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Shitty Character Idea: A goblin warlock who was “adopted” by a now extremely powerful party and has taken one of the party members as their patron. #DnD 0271
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Shitty Character Idea: A charming Paladin who is writing a memoir about their time as an adventurer. However, they never learned how to read, and thus they hired a timid bard as their ghostwriter. #DnD 3242
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I took out my customizations and generalized it to be 5e RAW: I present to you a point buy calculator that also lets you track your feats! You can find it at this link here. Use it to your heart’s content, make a copy, I don’t care! Share at your leisure 😊 docs.google.com/spreadsheets...docs.google.comPoint Buy Calculator with Feats 5e 2014 86222
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Shitty Character Idea: A sorcerer who mysteriously has powers, and nobody knows why. It turns out it was because their childhood bed was situated over a portal to the feywild. #DnD 5643
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Shitty Character Idea: A warforged ancestral guardian Barbarian who is made from the spare parts of many other Warforged. These dead Warforged are their summoned guardians. #DnD 4383
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Shitty Character Idea: A Yuan-ti Pureblood sorcerer who is a descendant of Medusa, and thus they wear a helmet at all times so they don’t slowly petrify their friends. #DnD 4404
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Shitty Character Idea: A sorcerer who gains their power from their heart after they got a transplant from the only donor available—an angel. #DnD 4455
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Shitty Character Idea: A celestial warlock whose familiar is the embodiment of their conscience. The familiar will constantly plead with the warlock not to do bad things, much to the warlock’s annoyance. #DnD 3241
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Shitty Character Idea: A rogue who is mistaken for their twin who is known as the “best thief in the world”. The rogue, however, has only shoplifted once—but won’t back down from a challenge. #DnD 4333
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Shitty Character Idea: A sorcerer/ancestral guardian Barbarian who comes from a long line of mage-kings. These kings aid the barbarian in battle when they rage. #DnD 3232
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Shitty Character Idea: A Lore Bard who uses Speak With Dead to gather ancient and long forgotten oral traditions from the corpses of dead story tellers. #DnD 6487
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Damn I really wish I could get paid to write fiction like DAMN 3322
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialGnome Anne @annethegnome.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Some advice for protesting while autistic 1. Prepare in advance Watch footage you find so you get an idea of what's going on and things you might have to deal with. Learn who the organizers are & what the goals are. Learn what the strategies are. Talk them through with your buddy. Prepare mentally. 221884
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Just added lineages and all their standard pre-Tasha’s numbers! It will auto-calculate speed, size, and a list of features for the lineages in addition to the feats you pick! 0122
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 04/06/2025I had no idea, but apparently the Shitty Not Compendium has reached silver best seller on DriveThruRPG! I’d love to get to gold—if you like the ideas I post and you want 300+ of them in book for with artwork then please consider checking it out! Thanks! 🥰 www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4...drivethrurpg.comThe Shitty Not Compendium - Sam Comerford | DriveThruRPGHiya, folks! My name is Sam Comerford, and I'm the author of this here "Shitty Not Compendium." Welcome to the Kickstarter! This project has been a passion of mine for the past while, and I'd love it ... 0123
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Shitty Character Idea: A bard who uses minor illusion to add a laugh track to basically everything, regardless of whether or not it’s funny. #DnD 3433
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Shitty Character Idea: An earth Genasi fiend warlock who is more of an Obsidian Genasi ever since they’ve taken their pact. #DnD 3312
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialDicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 31/05/2025This is actually an excellent question to ask. Plenty are near water features, but some cities are instead placed square on another resource they hog the shit out of. Ores, forestry, a general environment perfect for growing a specific food- Add magic, and the possibilities are endless. 5263
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialDicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Tip for the GMs, writers, and worldbuilders out there; Making a setting? City, town, what have you? Every once in a while, stop and ask yourself some basic questions about that setting. Hell, I recommend y'all ask questions like that in this thread so that one another can answer 'em. #TTRPG 8285
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Shitty Character Idea: A wild magic sorcerer Dragonborn whose scales are iridescent, and they roll on a table to determine what kind of breath weapon they use. #DnD 9589
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Newbie: Is the DM ok? Veteran: What do you mean? Newbie: They always seem a little distant after games. Veteran: Oh, they’re just grappling with impostor syndrome. If you want to make em’ feel better, tell them how much fun you’re having. Works every time. #DnD 424846
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Shitty Character Idea: A Tabaxi who has 9 lives, but each time they die they move down to alignment system as they become more cynical and jaded. They start at LG and end at CE. #DnD 7739
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Shitty Character Idea: A Warforged/Dragonborn whose breath weapon is just a shotgun they have in their mouth. Use all sorts of ammo! #DnD 6394
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Shitty Character Idea: A wizard who has been using basically anything on hand (napkin, receipt, parchment...) to write their spells on. They claim they’ll copy them into an actual book one day, but everyone knows that’s a lie. #DnD 6738
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Shitty Character Idea: A Dragonborn astral self monk who is part hydra, and thus their astral self is not an additional set of hands, but two more heads. #DnD 2524
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Shitty Character Idea: An aberrant mind sorcerer who was dreamed into existence by a beholder. #DnD 7382
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Shitty Character Idea: A berserker Barbarian whose rage is just fueled by their ever-building anxiety and fear of failure. #DnD 5381
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Shitty Character Idea: A sad goblin bard who makes jokes in order to appease their party and can’t stop because they’re afraid that the party won’t like them if they’re not funny. #DnD 6462
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Shitty Character Idea: A fun and chaotic tiefling who isn’t a just way to express my deeply repressed emotions?! 😳 #DnD 1263
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Shitty Character Idea: A tiefling sorcerer who uses their horns as a spellcasting focus, with evocation spells forming in the gap between them #DnD 2325
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Shitty Character Idea: A centaur that is a hydra with human torsos instead of heads. They each have different personalities. #DnD 5324
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Shitty Character Idea: A rogue who constantly changes their wild and insane backstory, only for it to be revealed that they grew up in the suburbs. #DnD 8564
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialCanaan Morse 莫楷 @canaanmorse.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Shitty Character idea, after @samcomerford.bsky.social A PC who joins the party claiming to be a gifted healer and enlightened guru. Turns out they’re a bard w/ a charlatan background who wants to be a cult leader. #DnD 1102
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Shitty Character Idea: A traveling necromancer who seeks to help people find closure by contacting their deceased loved ones, and has some skeletal assistants that are fun and quirky. #DnD 4495
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Shitty Character Idea: A Western warlock who uses a gun as a spell focus to channel their Eldritch blasts. Their patron is the Spirit of the West, and they can add a bonus to their initiative with their QuickDraw. #DnD 9592
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialInbeeTalks @inbee.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Shitty Character idea a la @samcomerford.bsky.social A Wizard who practiced his entire childhood to become a Royal Mage Gets the job The job was simply to magically put the symbol of the King on every piece of paperwork that came across their desk 2102
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialBob Bonsall @bobbonsall.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Shitty Character Idea a la @samcomerford.bsky.social: An Undead Patron warlock whose patron is their ancestor, and their patron is very, very disappointed in them for becoming a warlock. And they never hear the end of it. 1122
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Shitty Character Idea: A champion fighter who was the captain of their high school’s sports team, but ever since then they’ve felt empty. Now, they’ve taken up adventuring to feel alive again, or die trying. #DnD 2311
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Shitty Character Idea: A trickery cleric who pretends to worship other religions so that they can collapse their hierarchy from the inside. #DnD 4525
Reposted by @blipsky9.bsky.socialSam Comerford @samcomerford.bsky.social · 07/04/2025DM: What’s your backstory like? Newbie: Well, I wrote 10 pages about my first character ever, and I love them so much. DM: Great, what about you? Veteran: This is my goblin named Skrem. He is looking for the last can of beans in existence. That is all. DM:...Perfect. #DnD 71489
