iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yesterday was def a roller coaster. I've been really quiet on here. I suck at social media. It's just not in my nature to share my thoughts into the limitless void on a regular basis. Sry :(

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Please be Shadowcat. Please be Shadowcat. Please be Shadowcat. Narrator: it was not Shadowcat.

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

....until you are late with kibbles. Or pet the wrong spot. Or leave for any amount of time. Then they def think you should be a better person in general.

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm sorry. The good place at 51? The Americans at 17? BSG at 31?*Alias not even being on here ..* Wtf is this slop?

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

That's right, start the existential dread young, get em used to it

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

More Internet points are scored the longer you have to play before finding said broken thing, especially if it's not on the critical, or even secondary path, or you have to controller DDR for it to happen. The more obscure the issue before the ragepost, the better.

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: Yuna will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Jesus fucking Christ this is the best thing I've seen all day. Cloudflare, shut down the internet. We can all go home.

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It's not even that she wore this. Though, holy crap I could go on for days... It's that there was likely a team comprised of multiple people (several even) who said "yeah, that's perfect". I cannot imagine that no one around her was brave enough to say "uhh.... That.... Doesn't work"

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"Ukraine does not want to do that" regarding giving up parts of their country to Russia. Yeah, no shit dumb fuck. What would you say if someone was trying to take Texas or Florida? ... .... ..... Okay bad example, but you get the point!

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I legit had forgotten that Harrison Ford was married to Callista Flockhart. And DAMN she looks good!! Also, Harrison Ford is one of the genuinely good ones. Absolute icon forever.

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Also, I am playing Balatro now. I also played it 2 years ago. Balatro is timeless in itself. It's always a great game. Play it whenever. All the time. Nonstop... (Please help me, I have a problem.)

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

My best case scenario is to get hit in a parking lot by a Tesla going kinda slow, enough to like, break a bone but not cause serious damage. And my mom said I don't do retirement planning.

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Mitch McConnell is more dead than the dating prospects of a 36 year old living in his mom's basement wearing cargo jorts.

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I can't even tell if this is satire. Is this satire?

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I just heard a customer say "When did Carmen Sandiego turn brown?" When did a woman named Carmen. Sandiego. Turn latina. Like.. 1980 something? Then a coworker asked who Carmen Sandiego was. *Fades to dust*

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Every now and then I get Carol Kane and Carole King confused. One is an older woman with super curly hair and an ability to seem all kooky and silly. The other... No wait... Um... Shit that was... Fuck.

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I cannot. I am unable to can. My ability to can has been revoked.

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Now that tofu is being recalled because of ink, I'm going to predict the next one. I'm going to say ... Corn. Is tainted with Iodine. Yeah that sounds just batshit crazy enough to happen.

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Yes, of course. Immigrants, obviously. /s

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

"That's what we ... You're just repeating ... I'm confused ... you seem to be saying that it's bad to want those things... Do you... *Sigh* Yes. We want impeachments to take place, and trials to take place."

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

You know those days where like, nothing catastrophic happens, but a thousand little things happen and it just tears you down until you just feel defeated and explode at the smallest provocation? Yeah me neither. That must really suck.

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Jesus you like ONE thirst trap and suddenly Bluesky is throwing so much porn at me. Plz stop

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Wario and Waluigi coded eggplants. This did not start as a dick joke, but here we are...

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I offer them sweet tea in a long, black, fur-lined lace robe, and let them know how strong they are, like a NORMAL human...

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Fuck, now I agree with Trump about something ..

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I hate that we are living through another remake of this song, and it still works.

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I cackled at the caption. Well played sir/ma'am/them.

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Holy shit this person gets it Mewgenics is a systemic and design masterpiece that I think is well thought out and well made. I hate playing it but I love what it is and what it does

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Omg I thought I was the only one!!

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

This makes me super unhappy. Forcing users to opt out of something they don't agree with is not cool. At least Kotaku and Aftermath have made it easy. Amazon should have given clear notification and instructions.l on how to. If people want it fine, but most don't Bad look Twitch. Bad look.

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I've been back in the US for 5 months and I think I've reacclimated well. I've become immune to prescription drug and political ads on TV and I'm okay with the censoring of "fuck" on the radio. I still spell colour with a "u" though. And it's still "zed". And "s" in works like realised. *shrug*

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Yay, I get to have another spinal tap. hooray... What possible action did I take to earn such fabulous prizes like this? :( Come on body, stop being awful.

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Holy shit, I just realized I am almost to 200 followers. That's ... Wow. 200 people get updated when I think of something witty or funny or stupid or offensive I'm sorry, but also thank you! Hey #BigBrother producers, you should cast me. Just LOOK at this reach! 10s of people!

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Game devs are toilet paper. The best ones are strong and dependable, but no matter how tried and true they are, all of them have to deal with someone else's shit before being flushed away.

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Lettuce could give you explosive diarrhea. Brownies will not. #justsaying

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Its almost like it would be a conflict of interest or something....

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