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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪

@blindmellojelly.bsky.social
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Perpetually amazed by the amount of people who are mentally constipated yet suffer from frequent & explosive bouts of verbal diarrhea. Jet City, Planet Earth.

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Justice for Justin (STILL!) @ish-not.bsky.social · 14h
@kenmartin.bsky.social could NEVER… And WOULD NEVER… And that’s why he should resign… THIS is leadership- it’s speaking up for those who have carried the heaviest load and done the work under the tent… Bring him back and I may come back #MYForeverChairman
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 13h
🤦🏿‍♂️ I want off this planet. Suspected Plague Death at Russian Lab Sparks ‘Anti-Epidemic’ Lockdown - Newsweek share.google/YCQXEu0vdr7W...
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Suspected Plague Death at Russian Lab Sparks ‘Anti-Epidemic’ Lockdown
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Wonder Woman 🐝 Demands Justice @alsowonderwoman.bsky.social · 17h
Rape is a violent crime with a lifetime of impacts. Not a misdeed.
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Ella - or PJ if you like @ellaorpj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Listen. Make a plan now. If you get a mail ballot *if at all possible* take it to a ballot drop box. If you can’t,vote and mail IMMEDIATELY. If you vote in person, do so as soon as early voting opens. PASS IT ON. 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
👀?! Did they get in through the satellite guidance systems? 🤔
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Find your nearest polling place Find the nearest drop box If you must use the USPS, fill out your ballot and return it ASAP. On election day don't be surprised if there are 💣 threats called into SOME polling places. Like what happened in 2024. Threats the FBI said originated in 🇷🇺. Plan accordingly
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eric Schmitt: We have some very troubling reports of you hosting Gestapo at your home. Jack Smith: Senator, I believe you are referring to the Gazpacho I made.
Side by side still of Senator Eric Schmitt-Stain and Jack Smith at a Senate hearing.
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THEE NWMagpie - I Don't Argue With Ppl John Brown Would've Shot @thenwmagpie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eric Schmitt: "Were or were you not, at one time, presenting yourself to the American public and worldwide as the husband of Angelina Jolie?" Jack Smith: "Senator, I believe you are referring to the film starring Brad Pitt, 'Mr. And Mrs. Smith.'"
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eric Schmitt: "Were you or were you not described as, and I quote, 'A gas, gas, gas?" Jack Smith: "Sir, I believe you are referring to Jumping Jack Flash"
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Jennifer C @thejenniwren.teamlh.social · 02/10/2026
Voter purges across the South hit Black voters hardest. It's documented, and nobody gets to argue it away. We're not backing down. We're signing up. Deadline is OCT. 5: GA, MS, LA, TN, FL, TX. Register, then drag three friends with you. #LetsGetVoteReady social.demcast.com/s/AdwAzBSZ
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Check Your Voter Registration
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Sean Herrala, Quinquagenarian @seanherrala.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I made a thing. @thisyou.net - reply bot not activated yet.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
$500K is pocket change for that dude. That's couch cushion money for folks in his tax bracket.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gahtdambit. What did Florence Pugh say? Now I gotta go look. 🙄
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What did @mialynneb.bsky.social end up cooking in her Le Crueset?
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the very reason why I don't fvk with public swimming pools. Cryptosporidiosis outbreak at McMenamins’ Bothell pool over, King County Public Health says – KIRO 7 News Seattle share.google/OlIzmfHI64EP...
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Cryptosporidiosis outbreak at McMenamins’ Bothell pool over, King County Public Health says
The parasitic outbreak ties back to someone swimming in McMenamins' Anderson School pool, according to King County Public Health.
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gov. Hochul: I signed an executive order appointing AG Letitia James as special prosecutor in the sexual assault case at Cornell. She could not have been clearer that she was 100% confident that she had been raped. Those words never made it into the account that Cornell police sent to prosecutors.
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But did you Skeet about Bluesky thinking my ass is AI? 🇱🇨🇺🇸 @thepassionittwists.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hating Black people as the go to method of paying tribute to whiteness will not make you white. They will never forget you're not one of them and they will never let you forget it either.
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PortiaMcGonagal @portiamcgonagal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But don't fall for the trap that it's only MAGAs and Republicans, which is a conversation MANY white Dems and Independents do not want to have, IMO.
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Sassy Grandma @socrfn2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@danbernstein.bsky.social you and @mattabbatacola.bsky.social may have already seen/know this. Also, the Bears have 3 lobbying firms on the payroll? And they're still on this stadium strugglebus? Pritzker met with Rog' & Pat Ryan again?! youtu.be/KG5TwAtwkCU?...
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Bears Stadium Saga: Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker met with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Thursday
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😁😏 youtu.be/ChwKH4KIuzc?...
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War Pigs
YouTube video by Bud E. Luv - Topic
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Eddie Smith @eddsmitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here is the story—and how it changed Illinois law forever. It began on Nov 8, when 23-year-old clerk Anna Pelley was found murdered in Cairo. Driven by racial hysteria, local authorities used bloodhounds to track a suspect. They arrested William James, a Black laborer, (cont)
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Southern Illinois, much like my home state of Indiana was/is quite the hotbed of racially charged incidents. There's a town in Southern Illinois called Anna. The story is the founder named it after his wife but is known colloquially as A.N.N.A. "Ain't No Ni@@ers Allowed". It was(?) a sundown town.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's Breast Cancer awareness month, y'all.
Save the Boobies against a white background.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're road tripping in the Beast?!
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Or it could be Rainbow Brite.
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 02/10/2026
Two brothers have been charged in connection with a long-running scheme to raise money for Hamas by disseminating propaganda and soliciting donations for “the poor and orphans in Gaza” via social media, court records show.
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Brothers arrested in long-running scheme to raise money for Hamas
The two are accused of falsely soliciting donations for “the poor and orphans in Gaza” via social media, court records show.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 02/10/2026
Gov. Kathy Hochul named Letitia James, New York’s attorney general, as special prosecutor to investigate the 2024 Cornell University case.
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Hochul Names Letitia James as Special Prosecutor in Cornell Case
Gov. Kathy Hochul appointed the New York State attorney general to investigate allegations by a former Cornell University student that several men sexually assaulted her.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm in Seattle and I heard those 7 sphincters pucker all the way out here.
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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
does not seem to boggle my mind
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Hillary’s Laugh @jillyfromthehilly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hard ass truth!
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Part of the reason he left the "case" was because of issues with his clearance. Why can't that dudes people get sekuuurity? Election denier Kurt Olsen steps down from "grand conspiracy" case share.google/VrvMsiGZP9q5...
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Election denier Kurt Olsen steps down from "grand conspiracy" case
Olsen notified the Justice Department that he was departing the case in an email Monday.
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Crystal Voted 4 Harris @crystal4mvpharris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Adding on to Santa butting in during October.
Cartoon:  A street with 3 lanes, with the Witch-Halloween in the October lane, the Turkey-Thanksgiving in the November lane, and Santa-Christmas in the December lane. 

As Santa started swerving all the way over to October and the witch yelled at him to stay in your lane. The turkey was pissed too
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Michelle 🪷🇲🇽🇺🇸🌵 @chicana74.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Woman Veteran ☮️ @pamelaoplays.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
- 🌊💙 ☮️ #PamelasThursdaysAreGoodFor remembering that females do NOT need to be polite to someone who is making them feel uncomfortable. -
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EktaShahMD @ektashahmd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
www.instagram.com/p/Dd6wBXblEL... Thread 🧵 1/
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😍 LISSEN...
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EJD @firewxguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think it's funny Steve Hilton tried to play gotcha with Xavier Beccera on COVID-19 and measles. Joe Biden's Administration’s national comeback from COVID was the biggest national comeback since FDR and Xavier Beccera was his HHS Secretary. Compare and contrast that to brain worm RFK Jr., Steve....
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💥LazarTagWolf💥 @lazartagwolf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Goddamn this barbaric, hateful and ultimately INEFFECTIVE practice to hell. The death penalty is inhuman, indecent and DOESN’T DETER VIOLENT CRIME!
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Evidently when 🍊👹 attends a game, if he moves at anytime, game comms get cut. Without warning. That means coaches in the box to coaches on the sidelines and players. Steve Sarkisian alleges Donald Trump altered 2026 CFP title game communications - Yahoo Sports share.google/cM4brsCcA2Dw...
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Steve Sarkisian alleges Donald Trump altered 2026 CFP title game communications
Arch Manning and Texas could deal with similar issues against Tennessee in Week 4.
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That Preppy Black Girl @tmwillia828.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
What if #NolanWells had been white and his friends were all Black? We are still not letting this go. #JusticeForNolanWells
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Liberty University?!
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Michael Paulauski♨️ @mike10010100.com · 01/10/2026
Somehow none of this will matter, because, again, all folks *actually* wanted was to feel morally pure. They did not *actually* want fewer dead Palestinians. They wanted to feel free from culpability.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok. I'm "functionally illiterate". Their parents would've done the world a favor had: Their father left them in a sock or had a better pull out game. Their mother had swallowed.
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 30/09/2026
It’s amazing how Gaza manages to work its way into literally every story lately.
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Side-Eye Pinkie Pie Read Project 2025 - Did You? @nypoliticalmom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
True to form, human pustule and supposed "journalist" Michael Tracey doxxed a rape survivor. He would have seen the group Snapchat and joined in.
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Sinner Representative @irepresentsinners.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(But “sHe’s iRrELeVanT 🤪”) THAT’S MY FUTURE PRESIDENTTTT!!! 😝💅🏼
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He stays ready.... didn't even need the full story.... if a Black woman is involved, he's going against her.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gas Prices
5.99 with Chevron Card
6.19 debit/credit 
7.69 Diesel
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