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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪

@blindmellojelly.bsky.social
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Perpetually amazed by the amount of people who are mentally constipated yet suffer from frequent & explosive bouts of verbal diarrhea. Jet City, Planet Earth.

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Summer Whitesell @linimentcake.bsky.social · 4h
Fellow King County voters: Join me in upsetting the GOP in WA state by voting no on I-638, I-001, and I-645. Let millionaires and billionaires keep paying their fair share in taxes, let anybody play school sports, and keep the government from molesting children to prove their gender to play sports.
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Vote Blue with Blue Hearts
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 3h
Both of you please stay alert
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 4h
Wasn't the Santa Ana winds the reason the really bad fires happened a couple of years ago? Please stay safe.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 4h
More fucking wildfires in California?!
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 6h
I'm sorry...what?
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Trump in 2tone makeup
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it's Candy Love @candylovely.bsky.social · 7h
"All passed the bar"⚖️ 🎓🎓🎓🎓
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 7h
The man was shot in the head and stuffed into a barrel and dumped in Lake Mead. Local authorities: "We have no evidence that ties this killing to organized crime". Ok. This looks really Organized Crime'y to me. Whatever you say, Big Dawg.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 8h
🤣🤣 This started out like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas. "Do I amuse you..."
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 8h
🤣🤣
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 8h
Or who the "Lone Ranger" was based on.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 9h
✊🏿
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 9h
I can't wait until he finds out about Bill Pickett. Or Nat "Deadwood Dick" Love.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 9h
🤣🤣 "Why are you just standing there looking? HELP ME!!"
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Rep. Shontel Brown @repshontelbrown.bsky.social · 9h
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 10h
Checked the mail and our Ballots have arrived. 😁
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Paul George in Thoughtful Moment
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 11h
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Katie Zacharia is out as White House press secretary after just 5 days on the job share.google/Bgr4k3E2s9jO...
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Katie Zacharia is out as White House press secretary after just 5 days on the job
Zacharia had come under scrutiny after a shaky first news briefing and the revelation that she represented herself as a lawyer but did not pass her bar exam after law school.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 11h
So one of the men who beat the woman at the Pedo's rally in Youngstown Ohio outed himself and the crew with him. His name is Russell Dickert.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 12h
Having been to Vegas multiple times, never when single, has shown me that Vegas knows how to market its adult excesses. There is not much in Vegas that you can't find in a lot of big cities if you look hard enough. Hell, even if you don't. You'd be surprised what's happening in underground Seattle.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 13h
🤣
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
This is everything good. I can't imagine having a child and not being able to hold them.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Those dna tests stay giving up ghosts. I don't know how old you are but when Roots came out in the 70's, a White woman decided she wanted to show that White people had roots too. Guess what she found out. 🤣 She was pissed. IIRC she was Southern & that "One Drop" rule was looming over her head.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
🎵"Lord I've really been real stressed"🎵
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Arrested Development - Tennessee (Crying Man)
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Damn near 30 degree difference!
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
🤣🤣
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
👀 You seem to be knowledgeable of the prostitution jurisdictional legalities.
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Damien Darhk in Legends Of Tomorrow
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Neil Degrasse Tyson's Iconic Shrug
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Mmmmhmm. 😏🤣
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Man Says Sure-Sure-Sure on Airplane
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
They've already told her not to decorate her desk yet.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
This thread has piqued my interest...
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Snoop Dogg: Really, Tell Me More
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
"When I moved back FROM the United States...". Her mouth seems to move faster than her brain sometimes.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Oh wow!!
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Right?! Like..."Giiirrrl how do you know him?!"
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I'm sorry not Shabba. That's Shaggy.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I'm glad you had a good time.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
🤣🤣
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Nodding Dan Levy
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Those cold winds from the north are going to have to wait until he gets his Shabba on.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
"Hell to the no!"
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Hell Naw Meme Reaction
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Like Such
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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
had a blast with my ex husband this evening and I will not be taking questions as I have no answers. telling y'all instead of my friends who lived through it the first time.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Damien Darhk in Legends Of Tomorrow
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Oh?! I wonder if it was the 🍊👹 or Pee Wee German who gave the order.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
🤣🤣 watching all his base choking down dookie sandwiches to support him would be awesome. Like...
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Little Girl's Disgusted Reaction
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Justice for Justin (STILL!) @ish-not.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Amen.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
People thinking Kimberly is going to tear that family's house down to the studs in her tell all book is putting too much faith in Kimberly. Kimberly G is a true believer. She won't do anything to hurt 🍊👹 or his people. Maybe she proves me wrong. I wouldn't bet MY 💰 on it. I know that much.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Yup. I thought the same when Janet had her baby at 50-51. She got 💰. I knew that baby would be nannied up. Day, swing shift and overnight.
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
In case anyone has missed it, yes, I'm extremely insulted and annoyed by someone who DID NOT PASS THE BAR claiming they are a lawyer. She wasn't one in China. She wasn't one in California. She went on TV and repeatedly said she was one and gave commentary as if she was one. False. Lies. Fraud.
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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
@alyssonfergison.com may I DM you real quick?
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Washington State Democrats @wadems.org · 15/10/2026
Jeopardy! host Ken Jennings is joining Democratic leaders and activists speaking out against a tax giveaway to WA’s wealthiest that would wipe out BILLIONS in funding for public schools, health care, and our communities. This Nov., protect WA’s future and vote NO on I-645.
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Jeopardy! host Ken Jennings urges Washington voters to keep million dollar earners tax in *NO on 645's* newest television spot - NPI's Cascadia Advocate
The beloved quiz show host is putting voters’ knowledge to the test in a new ad highlighting 645’s tax giveaway to the wealthy and the loss of funding it would cause to the state's K-12 public schools...
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Anita @anita1956.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
There’s going to be no end to what they will try in their desperation to silence the people, and still WE WILL VOTE!
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Suspicious white powder sent to election offices in 3 states
No injuries or adverse health effects have been reported, and officials said they are working with state and federal law enforcement.
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