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@blemley.us
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husband, father, geek. Baseball, unix, sw dev sec, dogs. he/him, PittsburghSkeets feed. The opinions expressed and interactions are my own and not necessarily those of my employer or other organizations of which I am a part.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1h
Every hacker in the world watching Trump put Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel in charge of the military and the FBI
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Scarface: Tony Montana Laughing on Phone
ALT: Scarface: Tony Montana Laughing on Phone
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brian @blemley.us · 4h
16 The best-equipped army cannot save a king,nor is great strength enough to save a warrior.17 Don’t count on your warhorse to give you victory–for all its strength, it cannot save you. Psalms 33:16-17
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 4h
He thinks this kind of asinine, bigoted babbling makes him look like a tough he-man; in reality it makes him look like a weak, pathetic wannabe overcompensating for a micropenis.
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brian @blemley.us · 5h
Cowboys with lots of testosterone are tops…. Got it.
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brian @blemley.us · 5h
While you were dressing dolls, I was dressing cables.
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brian @blemley.us · 5h
His brain channeled Archie Bunker and probably thought it was a compliment since it was an Hispanic Heritage event.
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brian @blemley.us · 11h
False
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brian @blemley.us · 21h
He did. But man, 117 pitches is crazy
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brian @blemley.us · 21h
I stayed up to see if Schlitter’s arm was gonna fall off
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brian @blemley.us · 23h
I’ve seen AI write a bash script. I don’t trust it to give me a medical script
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brian @blemley.us · 29/09/2026
Schmitt shouldn’t have skipped his testosterone treatment this morning.
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Pittsburgh Pirates @pirates.com · 29/09/2026
Our guys. 🥹
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brian @blemley.us · 29/09/2026
Ice cream of the future too a dark turn.
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All my money is in trauma bonds and the return isn't that high.
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brian @blemley.us · 29/09/2026
Even the Pope will be pulling for the Padres.
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brian @blemley.us · 29/09/2026
Answer key:
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brian @blemley.us · 29/09/2026
A.
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Splinter @splinternews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MLB fans can't help but gripe about the sport's playoff format when a "playoff team" like the Astros doesn't even win more games than they lost. Story: www.jezebel.com/astros-worst... #Astros #WhiteSox #ALWest #MLB #playoffs #Houston
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brian @blemley.us · 28/09/2026
C
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brian @blemley.us · 28/09/2026
It’s a country song that’s set the record for consecutive weeks at no 1 on the Billboard charts. Basically, the article is saying there is no way people haven’t heard it or of it. People are just saying that because it’s country
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brian @blemley.us · 27/09/2026
A
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brian @blemley.us · 27/09/2026
Philly used 2 Pirates bullpen cast-offs tonight. DBacks have Dennis Santana pitching now. Apparently neither team wants to win tonight
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brian @blemley.us · 27/09/2026
Too bad the DBacks are losing
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brian @blemley.us · 27/09/2026
On the Apostate Top 10?
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brian @blemley.us · 27/09/2026
Such a weird “Please like me” article. I’ve heard of it but I haven’t heard it and if I did, I certainly didn’t recognize it. It’s ok. I can’t say I’ve heard any of the top 10 songs. Country or not. Langley is just not gonna pop up in my playlists between Gravemind and Make The Suffer.
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brian @blemley.us · 27/09/2026
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Minion Laughing with Popcorn
Alt: Minion Laughing with Popcorn
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brian @blemley.us · 27/09/2026
Looks like a lot of groomers and very few gamers
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brian @blemley.us · 27/09/2026
Bullpen game and using 2 Pirates bullpen cast-offs while trying to clinch is certainly a choice.
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brian @blemley.us · 27/09/2026
Thoroughly enjoying this Phillies game. Need AZ to come through with a win tonight
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PghGoldens @pghgoldens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can you tell we were just outside because we were. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens
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brian @blemley.us · 26/09/2026
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, what day is it? Lol. Good to see that one again
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Hump Day Camel Asks Mike
Alt: Hump Day Camel Asks Mike
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brian @blemley.us · 26/09/2026
B. Rollins
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brian @blemley.us · 26/09/2026
Sigh

Padres clinch 3rd straight postseason berth as they seek
1st World Series title
9 HOURS AGO
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brian @blemley.us · 26/09/2026
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brian @blemley.us · 26/09/2026
Rafa Flo!
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brian @blemley.us · 26/09/2026
That’s a wild stat
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats
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brian @blemley.us · 25/09/2026
Probably gonna get card-is-carded but a lot of people didn’t read the baseball headlines this morning.
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brian @blemley.us · 25/09/2026
Matty batted .338 in ‘67. He was in good company.
Baseball card showing 1967 Batting Leaders.  Pictured are Roberto Clemente, Tony Gonzalez, and Matty Alou
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brian @blemley.us · 25/09/2026
False
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brian @blemley.us · 25/09/2026
No wonder Melania doesn’t want to hold that leprous hand.
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brian @blemley.us · 25/09/2026
I’m not sure which turns my stomach quicker. That or this. Either way it’s been a bad day for beverages bsky.app/profile/dinf...
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BREGMAN: Hey doc, can you make my face look like the bumper of every Nissan Altima DOCTOR: I got you my guy
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brian @blemley.us · 24/09/2026
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brian @blemley.us · 24/09/2026
If there is anyone in the administration that connects with the blue collar voters, it’s definitely Melania
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brian @blemley.us · 23/09/2026
We keep classified documents next to Trump’s shitter. I guess we’re always asking ‘What can brown do for you?’
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brian @blemley.us · 23/09/2026
I’m not voting for anyone who wants to let that creep ‘save face’. Screw that noise. That’s why we’re where we are now.
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brian @blemley.us · 23/09/2026
We keep classified info by Trump’s shitter. I guess it’s ok to send “sensitive” part by commercial delivery.
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brian @blemley.us · 23/09/2026
Many republicans are part of the child molester community. It’s terrifying that Tommy doesn’t have the balls to stand up to that. Leave the furries alone.
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