Blechg @blechg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Oh my god I just got it. He’s a troll from Homestuck. The US president tweets like a troll from Homestuck. He even has One Of Those Typing Quirk Things they do. This explains so much. 001
Blechg @blechg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Me whenever I see a roadkill opossum ngl. Shit’s devastating 060
Blechg @blechg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026“Vigilantes can be wrong so we shouldn’t lionize them” also holds a lot less water once you remember that police are quite often wrong as well, with devastating consequences and very little accountability. Being employed by the state doesn’t make you infallible! 040
Blechg @blechg.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I’m all lost in the supermarket I can no longer shop happily I came in here for the special lotion And giant baby on the TV 020
Blechg @blechg.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Gonna make a parody of Semisonic’s “feeling strangely fine” but it’s “feeling predictably unwell” 000
Blechg @blechg.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The only doomscrolling I endorse is writing cryptic prophecies of fated calamity on rolls of paper 000
Reposted by Blechgthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/07/2026“food for thought” buddy my thoughts don’t need any food at all. been trying to starve them fuckers for years and they still keep doing the thing 111788366
Blechg @blechg.bsky.social · 25/07/2026How dare you make me obsessed with a creature that is so elusive 020
Reposted by BlechgSami Schalk @drsamischalk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Madison continues to gather all weekend at the site of Corey Ruiz’s murder. It has been very peaceful & emotional. Last night after 1am a car attempted to drive through the barricade and hit people. Please be careful if you are there after dark. 112044
Blechg @blechg.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Cried to Sunset Tree on my commute into work today. It was nice, or at least good somehow. 000
Blechg @blechg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Don Muffin Or if food doesn’t count Donald Air Conditioning Unit 140
Blechg @blechg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026My parasocial dream is to one day have a normal-ass interaction with John Darnielle where we are both just going about our business and barely interact with each other beyond “excuse me”, “thank you”, “have a nice day” type shit 040
Blechg @blechg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026My guess is that either folding with chicken inward might put more stress on the cheese crust, potentially causing breakage. Or maybe this way you can just fit more stuff in it. Or maybe it is just arbitrary. 170
Blechg @blechg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026”Schismatic Acts“ - a one-man black metal musical theater production about Catholic hypocrisy I’d watch that in a heartbeat 020
Blechg @blechg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026… making the hour-long drive home because this thunderstorm has brought in a fucking *deluge* let me tell you what. 000
Blechg @blechg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026… is a DNR-licensed wildlife rehabilitater, and whose neighbor has the same name as me. Now I’m sitting in my car outside my friend’s house (my friend is most certainly asleep by now) eating a sandwich for dinner at 11:30 PM and waiting for the rain to let up before… [3/4] 100
Blechg @blechg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026… a lovely father and son who are just about to fly to Palestine, some nice folks at the pet store who helped me get a carrier and supplies and gave me tons of advice, a cool lady named Sarah who contacted a bunch of her friends for me, and Jonas, whose wife… [2/4] 110
Blechg @blechg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Y’all, today has been a fuckin adventure. Normal-ass workday, but then on my way to drop off rent at the landlord’s I took a 3-hour detour to rescue a baby rabbit from the middle of the road, which had me meeting lots of wonderful people including… [1/4] 110
Blechg @blechg.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I love how you draw people and make them feel like silly little critters 010
Blechg @blechg.bsky.social · 25/06/2026You almost have a haiku! It could be: What ingredient Works to instantly improve Almost everything? 050
Reposted by Blechgdisgruntled lesbian of Minneapolis @phoenix-rights.bsky.social · 23/06/2026People have been really loud and active around the bathhouse ordinance, but this is essential work that doesn’t get the same of attention It’s not flashy, but it makes tangible actual improvements to city law including ensuring Minneapolis remains a safe haven for gender affirming care access 🧵 04618
Reposted by Blechgcuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Life is hard but. There are miniature versions of normal sized objects. And you can touch them 211294276
Reposted by BlechgDavid William with a 'This IS my costume' pin @nrvscrcts.bsky.social · 10/06/2026"It’s generations of broken promises, stolen resources, ignored rights, and a government that’s decided it can keep pushing until someone pushes back hard enough. The chiefs are telling you, loud and clear, that moment has arrived." #abpoli #cdnpoliindigenousinsider.substack.comThey’re Ready to Arrest Chiefs.First Nations are ready to shut it down. Danielle Smith says she’ll arrest them. The chiefs say: skoden. 25556219
Blechg @blechg.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Totally agree. In fact, I think in a way that final scene was poking fun at anyone looking for more overt exposition. 030
Blechg @blechg.bsky.social · 30/05/2026yes, but delivery services like Doordash will do a delivery fee, an online service fee, and on TOP of that they will generally list the menu items themselves at a markup. Istg I've used doordash once because I got free delivery and a discount and I STILL somehow ended up paying more than in-store 010
Reposted by BlechgLinnea Sterte @decassette.bsky.social · 23/05/2026sometimes I think abt how if I don't wear earrings for a week I have to brutally re-penetrate my earlobe & I wonder abt fictional cyborgs & like, how they manage 1401
Reposted by BlechgBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Gas is $6, nobody can afford a house, and we just kicked starving people off SNAP so they now have to pay $8 for cereal. Why are we even doing this at all right now? 37071861303
Blechg @blechg.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Fuck it, made my first comic since I was like 10 or something. This is RJ, short for Roadkill Jesus. They die a lot but they always get better! 151
Reposted by BlechgThe_Lady_Red @theladyred.bsky.social · 24/05/2026A PhD student at Stanford noticed her classmates were asking Al to write their breakup texts. So she ran a study. It got published in Science, one of the most selective journals in the world. What she found should make every person who uses ChatGPT for advice deeply uncomfortable. 9889124352
Blechg @blechg.bsky.social · 24/05/2026They are the best at being little and rats of all that I know! 020
Reposted by BlechgAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6085402816203