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{they/them} a fish in a tank looking to the silvery surface of the glass and wondering what it is

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Blechg @blechg.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Fuck it, made my first comic since I was like 10 or something. This is RJ, short for Roadkill Jesus. They die a lot but they always get better!
A 4-panel comic starring an opossum named RJ.  In the first panel, RJ stands across the road from some blueberry bushes, thinking, “hmm blueberries”.  Blueberries is spelled B L U B R I E S. In the second panel, RJ waddles onto the road, unaware of an oncoming car in the background.  The third panel cuts into the second to show the car as it hits RJ, though a scrungled tail is all that’s visible of our opossum friend.  The background goes to a bright contrasty pink as the car’s driver yells “Jesus!”  The fourth panel simply reads “3 Days Later”.  Below that, the fifth panel shows RJ standing triumphantly, alive once more, with light radiating from them and text that reads “They live!”  The sixth and final panel depicts RJ sitting next to the blueberry bushes, tossing a blueberry into their mouth as a thought bubble above them reads “Worth.”
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Blechg @blechg.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Mandate pronouns
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