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Blaubont

@blaubont.bsky.social
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Opinionated Masshole. Once upon a time I was an artist, nowadays I watch movies, play video games, and do a lot of lifting things up and putting them down. I also rant and ramble about the things that bug me in the world He/Him

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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 11h
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 10h
Me 60% of the time scrolling here now that it’s October. I’m cool with it.
Comic panel of the ninja turtle Raphael saying “wow a demon babe.” There is an actual demon babe in the background
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
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John in Western New York @johnwalczak.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FUCK Lebron, Kevin Hart, and all these others pushing the bankruptcy apps for gambling. They've made millions off of entertaining and still need to make more and more off the pain of people gambling. Fuckers.
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Blaubont @blaubont.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe the Obi band was a bad choice?
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Blaubont @blaubont.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Arrrrgh! I got a bunch of movies from Tiktok auctions and threw on Night of the Missing tonight. I got excited when I realized it was an anthology, and then more excited as the first story involved a creepy ice cream truck, and it all went downhill. Every story had the nugget of something special...
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Blaubont @blaubont.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Day 1 purchase.
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Lee CroNina's The Mummymoto 💀 @spacecoyote.com · 17/09/2026
Homer wearing the nacho hat but the nacho had has been photoshopped to look like the Guile hair popcorn bucket
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Cheru @cheru.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Babe I’m in the mood, put on The Bucket 😏
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
REMEMBER TO UPDATE TITLE BEFORE THIS GOES LIVE - ASHLYN is $10.99 on Woot buff.ly/BmSUfN6 #ad
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 6 Steam Early Access codes for SHROOM AND GLOOM from @teamlazerbeam.bsky.social and @devolverdigital.com. Giveaway ends Sept 14th - 6 PM PT. Early access available now on Steam store.steampowered.com/app/3271280/...
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Great Witch of Cedarhold - Gator Days
The Great Witch of Cedarhold - Gator Days

Characters

Polly - Opossum - Olivia's older teenage sister.

Gustopher - Alligator - Olivia's friend.

Olivia - Opossum - Polly's little sister.

Ms. Mercow - Manatee - An older neighbor

Panel 1

Polly is standing by a fence and is telling Gustopher and Olivia a story. The top of a head can barely be seen behind the fence.

Polly: CAREFUL! The Great Witch of Cedarhold lives here!

Panel 2

Polly makes a frightening face.

Polly: A kid broke her shed window so she turned him into a worm. Then she turned his parents into birds. And then-

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Before Polly can finish, the person behind the fence has made herself known. She looks over the top of the fence.

Ms. Mercow: Oh my...

Gustopher: THE WITCH!

Olivia: RUN!

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Polly suddenly feels embarrassed about making up such a scary story and apologizes.

Polly: I'm sorry, Ms. Mercow.

Ms. Mercow: I always wanted to be a witch. Tell them I'll take their bones if they hurt my hydrangeas.
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Jean Caden 🗡️ Art @johncaden64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can’t wait to play #metroid Girl Dinner
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one we see Sarah, the protagonist, lying in bed with the lights out. She says, "Is everyone ready for sleep?"
In panel two we see a brain, heart, and stomach. They say, "Yes!" "Yup!" and "Yep!" 
In panel three we see a bladder, squirming. A speech panel says "Bladder?"
In panel four the bladder looks up. It says, weakly, "I don't know".
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Blaubont @blaubont.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's it like inside your head?
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Homer Simpson Monkey Brain
ALT: Homer Simpson Monkey Brain
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Blaubont @blaubont.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This sucks. Fuck cancer.
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Blaubont @blaubont.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
While the poster design is offensive to my eyes, I am shocked to announce that Water Park Shark was not as bad as I expected. It was goofy and competent for the premise and I don't regret watching it. It even got a chuckle out of me at the end.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm reading a horror book in Braile. Something bad is about to happen. I can feel it.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/09/2026
how i be getting around in my car now that Apple Maps and Google Maps are dead to me
pic of printed out paper Mapquest directions mounted to rearview mirror
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Vampire Survivors 🧄 @vampire.poncle.games · 02/09/2026
🩸 BLOOD FOR THE BLOODMOON 🩸 the Bloodmoon demands a sacrifice & we want to reward you 🫵 📅 show up to give blood between Sept 2nd - Sept 30th ✅ submit proof 🎁 get a key for Vampire Survivors + Legacy of the Bloodmoon, while supplies last #BloodForTheBloodmoon
An image that shows Vampire Survivors: Legacy of the Bloodmoon key art, at the top there is a blood dripping logo that reads: "Blood for the Bloodmoon" and text at the bottom of the image which reads: "Give blood. Get a free bundle. Sept 2 - Sept 30". At the bottom there is the Vampire Survivors Legacy of the Bloodmoon logo.
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geckowo @geckowo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Disc-Connected: Your trusted news source in physical media @disc-connected.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
***ANNOUNCEMENT*** Coming n November 24th on #4K/Blu-ray dual format in the US from @severinfilms.bsky.social: #TheUglyStepsister (2025)! “THE WORK OF A FEARLESS FILMMAKER… Intentionally gross and grotesque, it showcases some of the gnarliest practical effects this side of
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The Worst Artist Ever @pancookie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROUGE AND LEX LUTHOR FUCKED CANONICALLY???
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
'Playdate maker Panic is refunding tariff fees to customers' "It's just not our money to keep, and it felt really good to give it back. That's an easy way to know you made the right decision." - Panic co-founder Cabel Sasser www.gamedeveloper.com/business/pla...
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly Parton
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Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 23/08/2026
Sony emailing everyone about PlayStation terms of use during a backlash over the end of discs and a lack of digital ownership is certainly a choice
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The Saint of Sinners! @thesaintofsinn1.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Vince 👑
Vincent Price as Professor Henry Jarrod delivering the iconic line in the 3D horror classic House of Wax (1953).
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Blaubont @blaubont.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I had a whole ass dream about wearing and shopping for rings last night. I wear zero rings in my day to day life, mundane as fuck but such a weird long dream.
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Here is the list of movies that will play during today's 24-Hour Summer Movie Mind Melter at secretcinematheque.com (subject to change):
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
TONIGHT: Join us @ 8:00 PM (EASTERN TIME) at secretcinematheque.com for a movie that didn't make the cut, but like always will have people going "WHY DIDN'T YOU PLAY THAT DURING THE MARATHON?"
secretcinematheque.com
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Mala Ardloske 🪓🐉 @voidhorn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh shit, it's today
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's happening this Saturday. Aug 22. 10 AM (Eastern Time)
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Blaubont @blaubont.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
During the pandemic when everyone was using their free checks in fireworks in my state, there were fireworks every single night for 4 months straight. When I said it was ridiculous and felt bad for all the scared animals, I had someone touting in repy I was anti-america and it was their freedom.
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Blaubont @blaubont.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Buy it.
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Blaubont @blaubont.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It would be so funny if he was pulling an Adam Sandler "Let me take my friends and family on a vacation on Netflix's dime"
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 18/08/2026
Tubi is going all-in on horror with the brand new year-round TERROR ON TUBI hub. The seasonal celebration now becomes a permanent home for free-streaming horror. Curated collections evolve throughout the year, giving fans and newcomers fresh ways to explore the horror genre.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's the Goldeneye N64 Cradle scene but instead of James and Alec , James is Mario and Alec is the Super Mario 64 penguin
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Michelle Franklin│Legends and Lectures @michellefranklin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I TOOK MY 90 YEAR OLD NEIGHBOUR TO AN ANIME CONVENTION! Her first con ever!
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Blaubont @blaubont.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I don't think the block button is working. I block anyone posting AI slop images, no matter the good intentions, and I swear I am seeing familiar faces. Seriously what is the goal here? You aren't making money on bluesky with slop and I doubt anyone will follow your slop posting to a place you can.
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I never thought I would see George W. Bush portrayed as a master of Mahjong. The new English pub of REFORM WITH NO WASTED DRAWS is the wildest thing I have read in a long time.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Breathedge is free to own on Steam (offer ends Aug 9th) buff.ly/rPEeDFn
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
So there's no WAY ArcSys is referencing Sawada's seppuku move, right? There HAS to be some more famous BlazBlue character that does this too, yeah?
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Admirable Women @admirablewomen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Lucille Ball--actress, comedian, producer & film-studio executiver--was born #OTD in 1911. In 1962, she bought out Desi Arnaz's interest in Desilu Productions & became the 1st woman to own & run a major TV studio. Desilu produced many popular TV series including Mission: Impossible & #StarTrek. 🖖
This classic black-and-white studio portrait captures the legendary Lucille Ball (1911–1989), an American actress, comedian, and pioneering studio executive. Best known for her iconic role in I Love Lucy, Ball was the first woman to lead a major television studio, Desilu Productions. In this elegant, close-up composition, Ball looks directly at the camera with a calm and poised expression. Her light-colored hair is styled in elaborate, high-volume rolls that sweep upward from her forehead, typical of the sophisticated 1940s glamour. She wears a shimmering, light-toned jacket with a subtle grid pattern that catches the light. Her ensemble is accented by large, round, sparkling cluster earrings that draw attention to her face. The lighting is soft yet focused, highlighting her perfectly applied makeup—defined brows, dark mascara, and a polished, dark lip color. The background is softly out of focus, featuring a neutral, textured wall with organic, leaf-like shadows that create a sense of depth.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win one of two $25 Gamesplanet credit (US Store) courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway ends on August 7 at 6 PM PT Summer Sale is live until August 10th buff.ly/PPrdUgT #ad
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Moonlighter is free to own on Steam (offer ends August 9th) buff.ly/j9In9yf
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