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Just another bozo on this bus: please deflate your shoes before entering. The artist formerly known as dr_memory@twit (and same on livejournal, remember them?) and currently also known as @memory@blank.org on mastodon. Banner photo by @lifewinning.com

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Yoz Grahame @yoz.bsky.social · 2h
BAY AREA: this nice, modern, fully working gas stove is yours FREE if you can pick it up from Fruitvale (Oakland) in the next four hours There is also a window air conditioner, a queen-size bookshelf headboard, and an adorable sewing table. All free, but ask in the next HOUR
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 8h
Yes but it’s generally a sign that something has gone desperately wrong. my.clevelandclinic.org/health/disea...
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Anhidrosis (Lack of Sweat): Symptoms, Causes & Treatment
Anhidrosis is a condition in which you don’t sweat normally in one or more body areas. Not being able to cool down properly can be dangerous and even life-threatening.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 8h
(Conversely, it’s hard to imagine the movie working even a tiny bit without DDL deciding to go full method and leave tooth marks on every last bit of set dressing and prop: I don’t think there’s a single line of Bill’s that would land coming from anyone else.)
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 8h
My deeply held unprovable counterfactual belief here is that if River Phoenix had lived he would have been the obvious person to cast as Amsterdam but I have no scenario that excuses Diaz being cast other than the studio demanded it.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 9h
(But lordy, Leo’s voiceover was extraneous. Like I said: weird misfire.)
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 9h
Gangs of New York was mostly a weird misfire of a movie but the final shot, where the city fades into the modern skyline and you instantly understand that everything the protagonists fought over has been quietly erased by the passage of time is for my money Scorsese’s finest moment.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 16h
look, if you're worried about being remembered, don't try to pursue immortality or whatever, the smart move is to start selling substandard copper and then make sure anyone who complains deposits a physical copy of that complaint in a site that will later be archaeologically significant
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 20h
What harness are you using it with?
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 20h
I love it when tiny lizards attempt to eat my hand except that they don’t have the jaw strength to do… anything at all nevermind break skin. But it does not deter them!
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 20h
Evil. Evil is what it is.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 22h
Yes, although the young lady herself posted an instagram reel about what the actual accommodations the show made were and it was really interesting! www.instagram.com/reel/DduD7A_...
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 22h
That was so nifty! I’m pulling for him to be in the final just so they have to do the long form meet the family video!
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 22h
I… was not expecting the host of the Great British Bake Off to summarize quite so much of my personal philosophy in a post to this silly little website but here we apparently are.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 22h
Yeah, they’re a noticeable improvement over “searching google images for something to stick into your PowerPoint slide” but I struggle to think of an actually productive use.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 29/09/2026
And the scary thing is that she’s probably the best that the neo-brandeisians have to offer.
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 29/09/2026
NYers READ SHARE DONATE My friend Chelsea's daughter has leukemia & needs platelet transfusions. She can *only* have AB platelets. You can donate if you are AB+ or AB-. Please go to Sloane Kettering at 1250 1st Ave. Say they're for Stella Suther. DM me for her bday www.reddit.com/r/AskNYC/s/a...
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 29/09/2026
I don't think we are ready for the level of stupid discourse if Paxton loses but Collins squeaks it out.
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Stephen Jacob Smith @stephenjacobsmith.com · 29/09/2026
The city needs get out of the business of being a landlord to the city’s grocery wholesalers, since it’s clearly very bad at it. Other industrial districts (northern Brooklyn, Maspeth, South Bronx, Sunset Park, West Shore of SI) should be upzoned for modern warehouses, Hunts Point should be sold off
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 29/09/2026
READ THEORY I cannot believe this post is nearly 15 years old now. crookedtimber.org/2012/05/30/i...
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In Soviet Union, Optimization Problem Solves You — Crooked Timber
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 28/09/2026
worthwhile read. super depressing. smartest thing in the whole piece is what kemal says in the beginning about whose war it is.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 28/09/2026
plenty of yikes there, but credit where it's due: this is hilarious
Aella's infamous "Have you considered that people who get rich are just better than you" tweet, quoted by Jacob Coxon:

"When you make back 10% of your ill-advised credit card debt with a shitcoin play."
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Prof. Michael Fuhrer @michaelsfuhrer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's a lot of confusion about what Covid-19 RNA in wastewater is telling us. Here's data from Biobot for the United States. Currently Covid-19 RNA concentrations are elevated *relative* to recently (a real "wave") but absolute levels are low compared to the height of the pandemic.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 28/09/2026
Rolling Stone made a pretty penny publishing softbound best-of-the-year review compilations as early as 1982, so I think there should be plenty to find!
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 28/09/2026
(An interesting question for me: circa 1976 when "Songs" came out, which other albums are even in the conversation? Abbey Road and Let it Bleed, fine. Layla & Other Assorted? Station to Station?)
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 28/09/2026
Stevie's run from 1970 (Signed, Sealed & Delivered) through 1976 (Songs in the Key of Life) is just awe inspiring. Most artists would sell their souls and their parents' souls to have made just _one_ of those albums. Imagine releasing seven albums and having Innervisions _not_ be obviously the best.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 28/09/2026
...actually this is a completely solid business plan.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 28/09/2026
During peak covid, I re-read the extant Locked Tomb books (Gideon the Ninth, et al) a frankly embarrassing number of times. (Fair warning: the series is not finished yet.)
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 28/09/2026
“Why should I change my name, he’s the one that sucks” absolute final end stage boss.
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Deth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
metalinjection.net/news/gwar-co... RIP Sexecutioner
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GWAR Co-Founder Chuck Varga, a.k.a. The Sexecutioner, Dead at 68 - Metal Injection
"Raise your glass and tell his tales. Legends never die. Hail Varga! Hail Sexecutioner!"
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 28/09/2026
I actually did that midway through the day, but current NYC conditions are "northern scotland" and actually sitting in front of my computer with a nice cup of tea was relatively speaking pretty appealing. :)
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 28/09/2026
This is the stuff that scares me. The paperclip maximizer is a fantasy. Simple economics are going to force people to fix the power consumption issues. But "if you tune a model just right it becomes a stochastic terrorism generator" is now a _known fact_. Someone, somewhere is iterating on it.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 28/09/2026
Is there a win condition here? Does it end with a perfect codebase and/or a paperclip maximizer?
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 28/09/2026
AI-assisted yak shaving is a hell of a thing. Feed one problem to Claude. It fixes it, but it also flags three more (very real!) problems. Rinse. Repeat. Repeat. Now you have 3^16 problems!
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 28/09/2026
Having last been there in 2000, I am genuinely fascinated by the idea of a China that _wants_ tourism. I'm sure it's true! It's just... different.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 28/09/2026
Every once in a while I wonder what my net worth would be if I'd never sold my google rsus to buy index funds and I wince a little.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 27/09/2026
No worries: sods law says that the typo always falls in the worst possible place and contextually it was obvious that you'd just accidentally dropped the negation. :)
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 27/09/2026
(And reading between the lines a bit, it looks like this person already lost their prior account for exactly this sort of behavior, so my sympathy is really zero.)
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 27/09/2026
I'm gonna push back on this: being a smol bean account is not license to be an abusive shit to other people who happen to have larger follower counts, and you don't get to complain if that other person draws attention to your behavior.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 27/09/2026
Yeah, to be clear the buck stops with the man himself.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 27/09/2026
I really, _really_ want to know who it is in Bernie's org who gets final say on endorsements. Then I want to launch that person into the sun.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 27/09/2026
Nothing like it was a year ago but I think whoever is running eurosky needs to get their shit together.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 27/09/2026
Okay now I’m curious. JA/89 — you?
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 27/09/2026
Lord knows he’s got his own set of issues but I do wonder what Singer feels about the fact that he was basically used as a fig leaf for convincing people to give money to Yud.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 27/09/2026
God willing.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 27/09/2026
Yeah. I think people just don’t understand how brutal a filtering process stands in front of the big four professional sports leagues. Only absolute genetic freaks on the third or fourth standard deviation of whatever distribution applies need apply.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 27/09/2026
My current favorite example of this is the kid who plays Dr. Ogilve on The Pitt. The costumers and makeup artists have gone to _incredible_ lengths to make him look awkward and offputting. In real life he looks like this.
The actor Lucas Iverson
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 27/09/2026
I think it was @johnrogers.bsky.social who described the process of writing for tv as toiling away in a cave to produce a script and then showing up on set to watch the most beautiful people on earth read your words.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 27/09/2026
“I’m closer to LeBron than you are to me.”
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 27/09/2026
Hell, they were probably the best player in their _state_.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 27/09/2026
I am delighted to have an opportunity to once again post my single favorite article headline of all time. priceonomics.com/are-car-alar...
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Are Car Alarms Completely Fucking Useless? - Priceonomics
Audible car alarms are not only incredibly annoying, but almost entirely useless: they do not reduce crime or deter thieves, and they produce an overall net negative impact on society. So why do they ...
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