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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 14m

Family is one of the best TNG episodes but also rewatching it makes me so angry that in Picard, they show the winery being worked by like thousands of robots and hover-tractors and come the fuck ON your brother would never want THAT Jean Luc

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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 6h

New euphemism just dropped

Marlene from MoonKnight says to her butler who is avoiding looking at her as she leaves her jacuzzi: "Oh knock it off, Samuels - you've seen my squeaky velvet before"

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 5h

Silver Age was full of plots like "Superboy needs to get a vaccine certificate but needles break so he can't get it done by the school nurse" (he ends up finding a blind doctor who can sign the form and won't "see" that the needle broke or his secret identity)

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 9h

Now I have a printer that can print on canvas, I give it a week before my home is covered in old movie posters.

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Forgotten Comic Strips @forgottencomics.bsky.social · 9h

"Mr. Gallagher and Mr. Shean" by Jo Swirling, 1923-1924 October 16th, 1923 as seen in the Rochester Journal

Comic strip "Mr. Gallagher and Mr. Shean." Based on the popular vaudeville act Gallagher and Shean, providing alternate lyrics to their titular song. Gallagher and Shean lament that with all the makeup and clothes there's nothing real about women these days, which includes Gallagher's wife. Gallagher insists that his wife's blonde hair is hers, after all he saw her buy it from the beauty shop.

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Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 9h

Computer make a gun out of all my deceased pets bones. Load it with bullets made out of my favorite toys my parents sold in a garage sale when we moved. Make a pixel perfect hollow point tip and fill it with nostalgia molecules, then shoot me in the head with it so I experience infinite childhood.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 9h

MY CUSTOM GTA GANG MEMBER: We gotta hit the high school auditorium Saturday. This local craft fair with all the painted pumpkins is popping. ME: No it has always been my dream to stay at home and safely masturbate. 🟡 Quest updated: A Weekend Without Hospitalization

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 9h

Suddenly thinking of the Dawn of Man segment in 2001, where the monkey-men don't have things like sentries or secure doors or anything and in the middle of the night a leopard just sneaks into their den while they're all asleep and eats one up

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 10h

Ignoring the insane concept that an AI will ever be able to do this task... his "hopes and dreams" are shooting and running down people in his hometown GTA-style?

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 10h

Call me crazy but I think dressing as a civilian and randomly shooting people in the cars is more dangerous than Mamdani's tweet, personally

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 17h

Smoke detector decided I was sleeping too soundly, blasted 3 super loud beeps to ensure I woke up in a panic then turned itself off

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M O E @venommoe.bsky.social · 23h

“ The First Dragonborn “

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I know we all stopped saying "cruelty is the point" but the point of every action these MAGAs take never stopped being cruelty, and this is more evidence if you needed any more

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Bake soda pop"? I'm not even remotely sure what that means...

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Forgotten Comic Strips @forgottencomics.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Dudley D." by David Gantz, 1961-1964 March 24th, 1961 as seen in the Houston Chronicle

Comic strip "Dudley D." Dudley is about to swat what he thinks is a fly, only to discover it's a beautiful topless fairy.

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

To spell it out: if you were actually into "Nationalism" as a concept, you'd be CHEERING someone tearing down a statue honoring a rebel against the nation. Rubio doesn't care about "Nationalism", he just wants more racism in the world

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I suppose the idea is I'm supposed to just see the words "Mamdani" and "Palestine" in the same headline and then get foaming-at-the-mouth-angry? Or something?

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The only monuments that have been torn down (other than the ones Trump did himself) are of slave owners and literal rebels against the government

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

And this will work, because MAGAs never lie

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 09,1943

P1- NANCY HAS RETURNED HOME WITH HER AUNT FRITZI
MR.SPUTTER: YIPPEE- - NANCY'S GONE- -
OUR HOME IS OUR OWN AGAIN- -
YEOWWW!
P2- MR SPUTTER IS RELAXING ON THE COUCH
MR. SPUTTER: BOY OH BOY- -THIS IS THE LIFE TRA- LA- TA-TUM DE - DUM
P3- THE HOUSE IS VERY QUIET NOW, YOU CAN HEAR THE CLOCK TICKING ON THE MANTLE TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
P4-FRITZI AND NANCY ANSWERS THE DOOR AND ARE SURPRISED TO SEE MR. SPUTTER
MR.SPUTTER: I CAME OVER TO VISIT NANCY. I MISS HER

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The saddest thing about this entire story is that the people who made this project MIGHT be so deep into AI psychosis they GENUINELY believe they can clone Photoshop in like a week with AI credits. I actually prefer to think they're scammers

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

* If people actually download and try out the project and find out none of the apps work and ask about it, be sure to reply with the snidest, most obnoxious, most punchable, way: "well AI is so great all those bugs will be fixed in less than 24 hours!!!"

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

* You can't pay the AI boosters much with your budget, so if they veer off the rails and the thread turns into "and therefore we need to build 472 new datacenters every week!" instead of the benefits of your project, just roll with it

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Business plan for 2026: * Use $500 in AI credits to make a convincing-looking but completely non-functional clone of Adobe apps * Put it up on a website and charge $$$ for it * Hire AI booster idiots to promote you on social media with blatant lies like "it's reverse-engineered from Photoshop!"

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Too lazy to scroll back a few weeks when Newsom posted there wouldn't be any layoffs, because he's a naive rube moron

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I want to find their phone number and call and order it. "Yes I want that thing on your flyer that looks like an elephant's ballsack full of rabbit turds with some yellow chopsticks on top"

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The vacuum's not even turned on. The bag's not inflated, pfft, faaaake

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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

There's already about 20,000 Federal ethics laws (and many Constitution clauses) Trump is shitting and pissing all over every single day, but the problem is: none of them are NEW enough. So if we pass a NEW one obviously Trump will start paying attention. Brilliant strategy

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Even if Trump did sign it, he's already sworn to do a bunch of stuff (like... defend the Constitution) he does not do and shows no interest in doing. So why would he follow that particular ethics bill and not the millions of others he's ignoring currently? Whole concept is absurd

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So how many questions has the New York Times "raised" without answering? Millions? Billions at this point? There have to be at least a dozen a day. "Raises questions!" "Raises uncomfortable questions!" "So many questions running right up that flagpole, people!"

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

They should have had an episode of Next Gen where the saucer separates and only minutes afterwards does the engineering section realize all the turbolifts are in the saucer section and now they have to use the stairs

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 04/10/2026

Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.

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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

all y’all actin like you know Stuffy Durma, but they didn’t even spell it right youtu.be/-ue-0fcR_CU?...

youtu.be

Stuffy Durma - Hobo Hootenanny

YouTube video by Thad Komorowski

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Runner up would be Citizen Kane: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jep... more traditional humor there

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Kids in the Hall - Citizen Kane

YouTube video by Parachute Adams

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

There is no answer other than Love And Sausages: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Chv...

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KITH Love and Sausages

YouTube video by DDSDD

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

So the house is like 11 miles from central Everett, 2 miles from central Lake Stevens, but has an Everett address. Naturally, the classified ad wouldn't waste words warning you about that when you went to pick up the item...

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Also this area had a lot of ridiculous stuff because of the super-fast population growth, like Everett addresses that were clearly in Lake Stevens, because the Everett post office served them even though they were like 9 miles across a slough with zero houses in them...

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Ah well, when I was about that age I had to navigate a whole ton of twisty turn-y housing developments most of which were new enough to not even be on the printed maps yet, so. I dunno how the pizza delivery drivers did it

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 03,1944

P1- NANCY IS WEARING A PAINTER’S HAT AND SMOCK, SHE IS SHOWING SLUGGO A PAINTING SHE HAS JUST FINISHED
NANCY: HOW DO YOU LIKE MY MODERN PAINTING?
SLUGGO: PHOOEY

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NANCY:WELL --- STEP BACK A BIT ---
MAYBE YOU’RE STANDIN’ TOO CLOSE TO IT
SLUGGO: COULD BE

P3-SLUGGO: YEP --- DAT HELPS ALOT

SLUGGO IS STANDING AT THE OTHER END OF THE STREET LOOKING BACK AT NANCY HOLDING HER PAINTING

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Litterbox Comics @litterboxcomics.com · 03/10/2026

Anyone else's kids like this? 👀

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 03/10/2026

Custer’s first stand

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(hamburgers cost 5 cents voice) if you got really lost, you'd just pull over at some random house and knock on their door and ask for directions, and everybody was cool with this and didn't answer the door with a shotgun or anything

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