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Cait_Geng

@blairwolff.bsky.social
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Horror writer, horror los̶ver, constant reader Books📚 Dogs🐾 Horror movies🎬 Crochet🧶

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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
boxd.it/WPq Spooky season, Day 1 🎃
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The Creeping Flesh (1973)
A Victorian scientist returns to London with his paleontological bag-of-bones discovery from Papua New Guinea. Unfortunately, when exposed to water, flesh returns to the bones, unleashing a malevolent...
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think I need a writing accountabilibuddy. Or something. Because focus lately? I don't know her.
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Mariah Carey: I Don't Know Her
ALT: Mariah Carey: I Don't Know Her
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Would you bring an iced coffee to an exorcism
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is it a good time to rewatch Venture Bros in its entirety? I think it is.
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The Venture Bros: Go Team Venture!
Alt: The Venture Bros: Go Team Venture!
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Always looking for genuinely terrifying book recs, please and thank you
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Eye Popping Fright Cartoon
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 25/09/2026
Pour yourself a cup of ambition. It’s Dolly Parton Day.
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It's officially Dolly Parton Day, with parades, pink lights and book drives
Communities worldwide are dedicating Friday to honoring Dolly Parton. The day falls on Sept. 25, a wink at her hit song “9 to 5.”
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My Threads account was randomly deactivated without explanation a while ago, so I'm giving this abandoned account another go 👋
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Nelson Muntz Ha-Ha! Simpsons Laugh
Alt: Ralph from The Simpsons waving hello
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 24/09/2026
V/H/S/MIXTAPE premieres October 9 on Shudder. Directors include Ernest Dickerson, Flying Lotus, Tobias Forge, David Moreau, RZA and Renee Zhan - with GWAR and Jim Henson’s Creature Shop.
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I really think all Welcome to Derry needed to be was different kids in a different era fighting IT, with a few cues from the book. This convoluted CGI fest just wasnt it (IT) for me... (🧵)
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Dia VanGunten / Writer @pinkzombierose.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Mom’s a lib, Calvin is a lefty.
LIFE COULD BE WORSE, CALVIN.

LIFE COULD BE A LOT BETTER, TOO!
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meys @meysq.com · 15/12/2025
a year that begins with the loss of david lynch and ends with the loss of rob reiner qualifies as a nightmare
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I'm actually so bored of bad news
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
These posters for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth are the greatest thing ever? #art
Poster for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth showing Lady Macbeth whose back is turned to us, and Macbeth posed towards us with his hand on the back of his wife's neck. The long cut in the back of her dress reveals skin in the shape of a sword/dagger that Macbeth seems to be holding.Poster for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth showing Lady Macbeth facing us with her cleavage cut into three pointy triangles. Macbeth is kneeling in front of her, away from us, his face in his wife's chest. The exposed skin of Lady Macbeth looks like a crown that aligns with the top of Macbeth's head.
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Also, there is a jumpscare in Keeper that made my entire body break out in goosebumps, which hasn't happened since that top tier jumpscare in Oddity. Aside from that, Oz Perkins really *gets* anxiety, and I love him for that🫶
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I watched Keeper alone in a completely empty cinema, which is sad for the movie theatre industry 👎but also my favourite way to watch horror movies👍. Its good to watch it in a massive, dark, yawning space so the dread can really spread out from the screen
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a woman in a red shirt is sitting at a table writing in a notebook .
Alt: Actress Tatiana Maslany in the film, Keeper. She is in a red shirt sitting at a table writing in a notebook.
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
South Park are the definition of chaotic good
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
The last time I knew true contentment was the day I got my hot pink Motorola Razr
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Still got beef with whoever decided to put Ed Sheeran in Game of Thrones
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Can't believe how important South Park feels right now. Wild.
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
It feels like we're living in some extreme philosophical thought experiment that aims to prove how fallible democracy really is. Just dictatorship with a fancy hat on (or a urine-coloured wig made of drain clogs)
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
A WHITE DUDE HIS NAME WAS JOHN HE HAD A QUEEN BEE RULES TATTOO ON HIS ARM HE ASKED ME IF I'D BE HIS DATE FOR THE PROM AND HE'D BUY ME A HORSE A PORSCHE AND A FARM
Julie Andrews playing a guitar and singing to children in The Sound of Music
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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
hello my baby hello my honey
the ocellus alien eyeball doing the Michigan J Frog routine
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
RFK Jr has the deadest eyes I've ever seen. And I don't mean dead as in devoid of emotion, I mean they look like rotten corpse flesh, no light or gleam.
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a man with a beard is holding a bloody hand in the dark
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Fascinated by Fred Durst's transition over the years from nu metal nuisance to modern day cryptid
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Watching Jaws on the big screen was probably the best time I've ever had at the movies. It really was meant to be experienced on a giant screen just looming over you 🦈 I wanna go again 🥹
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
The Hunting Wives is such peak trash (complimentary) 🫶
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Fuck ai for many reasons, but fuck ai *today* for making me have to give up em dashes 👎
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Michael Varrati @michaelvarrati.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
In SUSPIRIA, they weren't mean because they were witches...they were mean because it was ballet school. Clearly, you need to revisit CENTER STAGE and FAME.
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Oh, Discordia.
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 08/07/2025
I don’t want to play in your yard, I don’t like you anymore. You’ll be sorry when you see me sliding down our cellar door. NEON has unveiled the first poster for KEEPER, a dark trip from Osgood Perkins.
Image of someone looking down at camera, but face is blurred out. "I don't like you anymore" above them on Keeper poster
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Create your own double feature 🎬 #filmsky
The poster for the 2001 Japanese movie, PulseA poster for the 2022 movie, Talk to Me
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Having dogs is so cool. They just live in your house and you can pet them whenever you want and look at their little paws
Two dogs snuggled together on a couch. One is a black, medium-sized greyhound cross, looking back toward the camera. The other is a brown medium-sized fluffy mixed breed with a swishing tail.A close-up up of the brown dog's back paws, which are stuck out behind him. He is a little mutant, as his back right paw has 3 toes and 3 paw pads instead of the usual 4.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 26/06/2025
what you want to do is put an impossible amount of pressure on yourself to “succeed” and tell yourself constantly that you are wasting your “potential.” do this until you die
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
"The body politic, like the human body, begins to die from its birth, and bears in itself the causes of its destruction." -Jean-Jacques Rousseau Maybe every generation feels like this is imminent, but still... feels pretty imminent
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Spaghettification is a silly name for something so horrifying
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Foz Rotten @fozrotten.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Michael J. Fox and Stephen King want you to READ!
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
On the 50th anniversary of the Jaws attacks we should remember that great whites can live upwards of 70 years, so be careful out there.
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
My normal dogs who are very normal
My sweet brown dog Ayreu sitting with a curtain over his head like a nun's habit. He looks a embarrassed.My goofy black lurcher dog hanging out belly up with her head shoved inside a blanket so only her snout is poking out. She just thinks being upside down is neat.
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
The bids for Texas Chainsaw Massacre are nuts: Oz Perkins/NEON Jordan Peele/Monkeypaw Glen Powell/A24 Taylor Sheridan/Paramount Netflix I say let them each make a version 👀 Texas Chainsaw Battle Royale
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Recession indicator
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
I'll never get over how the best line in all of noir – "I've got eight slugs in me. One's lead, and the rest are bourbon" – doesn't come from Raymond Chandler or Dashiell Hammett, but Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin dressed as a noir detective, saying "Yeah. That's me, Tracer Bullet. I've got eight slugs in me. One's lead, and the rest are bourbon. The drink packs a wallop, and I pack a revolver. I'm a private eye."
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Mike Ryan @mikeryan.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Twitter: this is how men with huge balls fight. This is what masculinity looks like Bluesky: this is the first messy breakup of pride month
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Every few years an article appears that's like :"The bandage dress is back!" and for a second Im excited, because lurking somewhere in the back of a wardobe I'm pretty sure I still have one - like the most 2010s FCUK dress. But then I remember why I never wore it. Fuckass dress. Stop gaslighting me.
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FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Both Universal Studios Hollywood and Universal Studios Orlando are getting a FALLOUT haunted house at this year's Halloween Horror Nights.
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FALLOUT Is Coming To Halloween Horror Nights This Year
Both Universal Studios Hollywood and Universal Studios Orlando are getting a FALLOUT haunted house at this year's Halloween Horror Nights.
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
This spreading Lily epidemic would be a cool marketing ploy for an upcoming movie
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Cait_Geng @blairwolff.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Spot the difference👀🥐🥐
My pug Zelda curled up like a croissantA croissant curled up like my pug Zelda
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