Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 10/03/2024Jumped on a trampoline for approximately 30 minutes yesterday and apparently I’m going to feel it for the next 3 days Everything hurts and I’m old. 160
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 04/03/2024Yall, a man just told me I wouldn’t need an SSRI if I went to church more often and that god didn’t intend for us to take all this medication. Just in case you’re wondering what it’s like to have mental health discussions in the Bible Belt. 1110
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 01/03/2024Put your kids in baseball, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. They didn’t mention I’d be freezing my ass off for 3 hours 3-4 nights a week 🥶 5130
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 28/02/2024Same. Can someone just tell me what to do at all times please 020
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 27/02/2024I need my back cracked so badly I’d consider going to the bad place (chiropractor’s office) 260
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 27/02/2024Guys, I accidentally made the trauma fellow blush and it was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. I totally get the appeal now and will be riding this high for the foreseeable future 120
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 15/02/2024I wish I could unread this, but since I can’t I’m passing on the trauma 🥒 6213
Reposted by Blair Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/02/2024girls only want one thing for valentine's day and it's disgusting 8937
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 10/01/2024Boy: Mom play that song that goes ‘second from the top’ Me: Are you asking me to play “Misery Business?!” Boys: YES Have I…succeeded as a millennial mother? 🥹 270
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 16/10/2023Saw some discourse here earlier regarding women in their 30s and I’m just saying I feel and look better pushing mid 30s than I ever did in my 20s (also happy tall sock season to those who celebrate) 5330
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 15/10/2023The Sunday scaries after vacation are the scariest of all 😩 360
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 15/10/2023Watermelon moonshine and a hot bubble bath. I am so back. 150
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 14/10/2023Might have blacked out and spent $50 on a box of truffles but how could I not try one of each 050
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 06/10/2023Me at work scrolling through all the shenanigans happening here instead of doing my job 160
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 02/10/2023Didn’t eat all day just so I could eat my weight in enchiladas tonight 🤤 5290
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2023I know nursing has traumatized me because sometimes I hear noises that sound like things I’ve heard at work and my chest gets tight 😫 Loud air conditioning or fan = makeshift negative pressure devices in the makeshift Covid ICU in the summer of 2020 5110
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2023Currently considering applying for a new job with a 10 minute commute, a ‘normal’ Monday-Friday schedule, and much less stress. The only issue: I’d be bored out of my mind. And I love what I do now. But apparently it’s selfish to prioritize job satisfaction. Or so I’ve been told 🙃 580
Reposted by Blair lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2023"we dont need gifs on bluesky" just say you hate me. just say you want me to get hit by a bus. just say you would throw me down a well if you could 481390215
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2023Time for a new hyperfixation hobby. I’ve been through crocheting, gardening, painting, furniture refinishing, just to name a few. What am I going to spend tons of money on and then forget in 3 months? 140
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 23/09/2023It’s gameday, and Alabama is once again giving me gray hair. But it’s a gorgeous day for football! 160
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 23/09/2023Felt sad, but then I remembered that quokkas exist and now I feel a bit better 🥹 620826
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 23/09/2023Deleting my Twitter app, even for the few hours it’s been today, just proved how much fucking time I waste on that site 🤯 Considering permanently deleting the account at this point 4110
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 22/09/2023Just bought my Halloween costume and started Christmas shopping on the same day because why not? 390
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 22/09/2023Had a tweet go crazy viral over there with 7m+ views so naturally I panicked and deactivated the whole account 😅 360
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 21/09/2023Leftover pizza and lexapro for breakfast. I’m killing it over here. 3120
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 21/09/2023Would’ve been nice to get some sleep, but instead I finished reading The Jasad Heir and started Death’s Obsession. I’ll sleep when I’m dead. Or maybe I won’t if the Grim Reaper is anything like this book 🤔👀 030
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 20/09/2023Monster cookies with the kiddos to kick off spooky season ❤️ 3221
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 20/09/2023Petition for @karenpercy.bsky.social to take her tour nationwide. Sign below. We’re making friendship bracelets 130
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 20/09/2023Ok you’ve heard of shower beer, but have you ever heard of shower canned wine? 040
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 18/09/2023🚨Major emergency at work: the Spotify won’t load on my computer 160
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 18/09/2023My friend just recommended this book to me and this is the dedication. Im sold. 130
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 18/09/2023In my monthly “I should get a full tattoo sleeve” mood. Won’t do it, but I’m gonna think about it a lot. 160
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 17/09/2023Got these texts along with 3 missed calls about 2 hours into my shift — immediate full blown panic ensued obviously. Turns out my child just cut his finger on a piece of glass and they needed to know if he needed stitches (he did not) 🙄🙄 8120
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 15/09/2023My toxic trait is talking shit about my job every day but secretly loving it so much I could do it for free 🥺 130
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 15/09/2023“I’m not built for this heat.” - me, a person who has never known anything but this heat. 130
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 15/09/2023#1 thing I’ll never ever do after being in the trauma game: Ride a motorcycle. And you shouldn’t either, ok? 🥺 130
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 14/09/2023Bluesky codes flying off the shelf today for some reason 🤔 120
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 14/09/2023Y’all I’m finally in a bathtub after 6 weeks everybody clap 😭😭😭 160
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 09/09/2023You know, I don’t kink shame but I do say what the actual fuck is this A romance about a gd sentient pillow?! 😑 580
Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 09/09/2023Rewatching Friends and am once again obsessed with recreating every one of Rachel’s outfits. 170