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God I miss the tanning bed. So warm and cozy and the sound was relaxing.

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It was actually someone extremely important to me, which makes it that much worse 🥺 I agree, if you believe god loves you, why wouldn’t he want you to take whatever you could to feel better.

You don’t. It has to live with you forever now.

To be clear, I did *not* read this 😅. I found it on twitter. I draw the line at invertebrates!

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Apparently if it’s beneficial to women, it’s a no-go.

I’m so sorry but he had other plans for her

of things, I mean. In my head, I envisioned opening up the mouth of my penis and feeding a little of her into it. Let her wriggle her sexy little butt around in the mouth as I stroke myself. I'd even wondered whether
it would work if y sore to out her in half

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YES. And tbh if I had to choose a shoe as a mate, it would not be a damn Croc

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They find me 😳 Just today, I was minding my own innocent business and @thesix.bsky.social sent me a romance about Crocs

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A recent dumb find- a romance about a man and his wife…who turns into a literal worm.

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Me: would you tell someone with heart failure not to take medication? Him: no, that’s an actual medical problem.

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Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 03/03/2024

Yall, a man just told me I wouldn’t need an SSRI if I went to church more often and that god didn’t intend for us to take all this medication. Just in case you’re wondering what it’s like to have mental health discussions in the Bible Belt.

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That looks freaking delicious

Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 02/03/2024

My absolute favorite is when they say “honey, don’t y’all have some men that can help you pull me up?” Don’t need a man, sir! Watch and see

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Literally just had this happen and it hurt my feelings so bad 🥺 like I’m not worth having as just a friend?

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That sounds right. We haven’t played in a few years and I forgot baseball started so early 😩

I got a heated vest but something like that might actually be better

Oof. Gonna try to convince mine to do basketball exclusively. Or like chess…swimming…something indoors 😅

Aww thanks 😊 Yeah I’ve ordered all the warming things. It’ll be miserably hot here in about 6 weeks, but I need all the help until then

Blair @blairbear.bsky.social · 29/02/2024

Put your kids in baseball, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. They didn’t mention I’d be freezing my ass off for 3 hours 3-4 nights a week 🥶

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Never gets old. Mernin’ Scissors!

Do you use a pen tip or like a brush with a pot of eyeliner?

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Same. Can someone just tell me what to do at all times please

Book excerpt: I've just never been good with choices.
Don't appreciate them. Don't care for them.
Would rather not be presented with one.

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And the FaceTime goodbyes

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We had a make-shift Covid icu that had thick wooden doors for the rooms, so we had to use cheap baby monitors just so we could hear the vents alarming outside the room. Also had the 2 week n95s. Feels like a nightmare

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