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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸

@blaidd.bsky.social
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he/him old smelly bastard ephemeral artist i just think blaidd is neat (pls don't say strange things at me)

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 1h
...ohhhhh their heads are inverted because so was datatsushi's
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 1h
idk how to explain it but i find these weird fucks kinda cute.... despite their creepy as fuck twisted-around heads
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 16h
is it a cat in a hat
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 18h
ya i play Motsner Hutner,
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
well. it was worth a shit
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
my genuine reaction when an old man shoots himself unprompted
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they really nailed the feeling of trying to fight back in a nightmare. i swore i was gonna die like 20 times here lol
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
mmmm.... forbidden ramen..
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
thinkin about the similarities between Rule of Rose and the Orphanage, particularly with both following a woman forced to confront their past at an orphanage where all the other kids mysteriously died after they left
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ok one last update to capture what a twisted fucking michaelpath i am: added castlevania 64 lol
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
holy shit.....
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
shimura's missions are neat because he packs plenty of firepower, but that doesn't eliminate the stress of being hounded by shibito on account there are snipers among them, and none of the shibito stay dead anyway, so it's more about buying time
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hoooooo i am so snart aggro'd enemies are marked by a red cross after closing out of sightjack, which you can use to approximate your shot and take them out even if they're physically out of sight
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ok so the solution is to ignore the puzzle entirely an just rush him when he reloads lol
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"alright, this time i think i got hi—LISA WHAT THE HELL"
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my god he has a quick draw
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
fucking hell this game stresses me out lol
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
dont be shocked but i just met a lady.. yea her name is Earthworm
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
which is hilarious because in-game he looks like such a fuckin grouch lmao
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
.....oh shit his face model is that pretty tho
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
somehow i overlooked yoriko's doodles of professor takeuchi, lol
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
october horror games buddy
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i like that slitterhead takes fromsoft's whole concept of having to commit to every attack and expanding that to a number of mechanics. it feels like you only ever have just enough time to land a move or heal or buff just before you need to deflect, creating a very tight combat rhythm
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this lady in her pj's has no idea her half-parry just saved the world
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(i also always kind of wanted a horror game set in a densely crowded city, but instead of fully rendered civilians, you'd just see the blurry, shadowy implication of a crowd)
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i think if i could change one thing in slitterhead, i feel like civilians spawning in should have some kind of visual effect to imply warped time, like if they initially appeared in blurry ghost trail or something—like in long exposure photos
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i love horror games
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it's impossible to forget, though. i just have to... well, i'm still trying to figure that out. endure? just try to push aside my thoughts? tell myself i'm worth something? honestly, i don't know who i am or who i should have been anymore
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
also if you just love weird games or Akira Yamaoka's music or Kowloon Walled City or dogs
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know I'm like the #1 Slitterhead fan this side of the Milky Way, but it's a perfect game for October spoopies (without being strictly horror). It even takes place around/on Halloween! Pair it with its spiritual predecessor, Siren, for the full cult horror spectrum, lol.
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
altho i guess it's possible that this was him all along....
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
idrc care about anything anyone posts no one cares about my lobotomy results (Really Good) sex isn't real Growup
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
who up umm. uhhh oh gee i dunno
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
and you'll never guess my third fav that's right, it's mickey's dick smasher
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
and naturally my 2nd favorite is gwyndolin's long as fuck hallway moonlight butterfly theme demands oblong arena
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my favorite arena in all of soulsborbe tho.... The Brindge,
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i wish more of elden ring's boss arenas were like godrick's tbh. i like how much more... organic? the encounter feels having uneven terrain, obstacles, cliffs...
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i dread them remaking majora's mask because it would be wholly unnecessary to try and change such a beautiful design (too bad it breaks after 100 uses lmao)
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this the kid who tr*ed to shoot trump.. Feeling Old, Mallenial ? 💀💀
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
anyway enough being a bitch lmao let's all play siren for halloween this yearb
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"i'm sure capcom is just referring to like help with coding and whatnot—" this is from january of 2025
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lmao
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh she ready to throw down
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
nooooo what makes you say that
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
when you OK
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
edo jumpscare
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i always forget how ridiculous blake looks in his clown mask
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
girl my Counch
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i think about this lil effect from bram stoker's dracula alotte
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