samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 1h...ohhhhh their heads are inverted because so was datatsushi's 000
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 1hidk how to explain it but i find these weird fucks kinda cute.... despite their creepy as fuck twisted-around heads 000
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026my genuine reaction when an old man shoots himself unprompted 020
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026they really nailed the feeling of trying to fight back in a nightmare. i swore i was gonna die like 20 times here lol 041
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026thinkin about the similarities between Rule of Rose and the Orphanage, particularly with both following a woman forced to confront their past at an orphanage where all the other kids mysteriously died after they left 140
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026ok one last update to capture what a twisted fucking michaelpath i am: added castlevania 64 lol 160
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026shimura's missions are neat because he packs plenty of firepower, but that doesn't eliminate the stress of being hounded by shibito on account there are snipers among them, and none of the shibito stay dead anyway, so it's more about buying time 100
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026hoooooo i am so snart aggro'd enemies are marked by a red cross after closing out of sightjack, which you can use to approximate your shot and take them out even if they're physically out of sight 120
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026ok so the solution is to ignore the puzzle entirely an just rush him when he reloads lol 100
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"alright, this time i think i got hi—LISA WHAT THE HELL" 100
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026dont be shocked but i just met a lady.. yea her name is Earthworm 030
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026which is hilarious because in-game he looks like such a fuckin grouch lmao 000
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026somehow i overlooked yoriko's doodles of professor takeuchi, lol 110
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i like that slitterhead takes fromsoft's whole concept of having to commit to every attack and expanding that to a number of mechanics. it feels like you only ever have just enough time to land a move or heal or buff just before you need to deflect, creating a very tight combat rhythm 120
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026this lady in her pj's has no idea her half-parry just saved the world 040
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026(i also always kind of wanted a horror game set in a densely crowded city, but instead of fully rendered civilians, you'd just see the blurry, shadowy implication of a crowd) 010
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i think if i could change one thing in slitterhead, i feel like civilians spawning in should have some kind of visual effect to imply warped time, like if they initially appeared in blurry ghost trail or something—like in long exposure photos 120
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026it's impossible to forget, though. i just have to... well, i'm still trying to figure that out. endure? just try to push aside my thoughts? tell myself i'm worth something? honestly, i don't know who i am or who i should have been anymore 230
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026also if you just love weird games or Akira Yamaoka's music or Kowloon Walled City or dogs 020
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I know I'm like the #1 Slitterhead fan this side of the Milky Way, but it's a perfect game for October spoopies (without being strictly horror). It even takes place around/on Halloween! Pair it with its spiritual predecessor, Siren, for the full cult horror spectrum, lol. 131
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026altho i guess it's possible that this was him all along.... 010
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026idrc care about anything anyone posts no one cares about my lobotomy results (Really Good) sex isn't real Growup 010
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026and you'll never guess my third fav that's right, it's mickey's dick smasher 130
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026and naturally my 2nd favorite is gwyndolin's long as fuck hallway moonlight butterfly theme demands oblong arena 130
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026my favorite arena in all of soulsborbe tho.... The Brindge, 140
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i wish more of elden ring's boss arenas were like godrick's tbh. i like how much more... organic? the encounter feels having uneven terrain, obstacles, cliffs... 1101
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i dread them remaking majora's mask because it would be wholly unnecessary to try and change such a beautiful design (too bad it breaks after 100 uses lmao) 000
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026this the kid who tr*ed to shoot trump.. Feeling Old, Mallenial ? 💀💀 020
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026anyway enough being a bitch lmao let's all play siren for halloween this yearb 000
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"i'm sure capcom is just referring to like help with coding and whatnot—" this is from january of 2025 110
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i always forget how ridiculous blake looks in his clown mask 120
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i think about this lil effect from bram stoker's dracula alotte 141