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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

@kaaauthor.bsky.social I don't recall this entry from the main series. Is this canon? 😛

Animorphs meme book cover featuring George Costanza of Seinfeld morphing into a bowl of soup. Text: Shh. I'm shifting into.. SOUP MODE.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 01/09/2023

"Diane, ahleven-thirteh AM, February twenteh-fouth. I'ma enterin' the towna Twin Peaks."

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Any mixer can be a hand mixer if you jam your hand into it

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Venom and Eddie Brock are an example of Western toxic yaoi

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

It's funny to me that I could theoretically doordash non-food items to other locations, like paying driver to go deliver a stapler to the beach. Delivery complete. Five stars.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

I have come to the conclusion, after much thought and internal debate, that a snail using a roller skate for a house is the most perfect creature on this earth 🐌 🛼

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

There should be a japan themed taco bell called Otaku Bell

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

@kaaauthor.bsky.social I loved Animorphs so much I morphed into a girl and stayed that way for way longer than 2 hours.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

I've been thinking about it since my dream last night, but I don't think a bicycle made of cheese would work.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Tired of living through unprecedented times. Ready to live through unpresidented times.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

BREAKING: Bigfoot Real, Gay

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

By the name alone, Instagram should be an on-demand grandma delivery service

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

BREAKING: magic now real

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

MR T SAYS: don't do school, drink your drugs, stay in milk

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 05/11/2023

It's only Lesbian if it comes from the Isle of Lesbos - otherwise, it's just sparkling sapphic.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 03/11/2023

Make peace with the terror of being alive.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 20/10/2023

Yeah, sex is cool but have you ever had your feelings validated and someone really listen to you?

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 19/10/2023

"Mom, dad. Thank you for meeting me. This isn't easy to say.. but I need to tell you something important. I'm.. Mexican."

An ad for a tank top from Amazon that is labeled 'Mexican Flag' when the colors are of the trans flag.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 19/10/2023

I Have No Mouth But Ice Must Cream

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 13/10/2023

I wanna become a fungus, but my apartment doesn't have mushroom.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 13/10/2023

Damn girl, are you the bottom of my laptop? Cause you're super hot and I'm getting nervous.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

First work day in a skirt today. Next up tomorrow is skirt and leggings. I am rapidly checking off Trans Firsts. Wait until I get my first ear piercings. Wait until I can walk into a salon and say 'give me the most lesbian haircut you got on the books.' I am trans. I am a woman. I am unstoppable.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 11/10/2023

Lara Croft is Indiana Jones for lesbians. I will not be taking questions at this time. Thank you.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 11/10/2023

Hittin up the trans girls on my bike call that T4T-Mobile

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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

Tiny Follow Friday, B-Side, pt. 2 @krissywrites.bsky.social sweet, sincere, soothing @billiewrites.bsky.social romantic in the poetic sense @blademaiden.bsky.social the fact that this is still a small account is a legitimate injustice. follow them and restore my faith in humanity.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 05/10/2023

Capitalism: "fool, no man can kill me" Me: "I AM NO MAN"

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 04/10/2023

//EMERGENCY BROADCAST 'TEST' SIGNAL RECEIVED //Loading.............OK. //enable mode_trans //enable mode_gay //set parameters: //if (gay) //do (crimes) //Running...

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 01/10/2023

When life gives you liminal spaces, make liminade.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 01/10/2023

PC build for maximum cooling, call that my OnlyFans

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 30/09/2023

Overwatch is dead, but the fat asses and slamming racks of the heroes live on in our hearts.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 30/09/2023

Come to Seattle! We got: • Less rain than you thought • The Gays™️ • Big water • Weed • Cat cafe And more!

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 30/09/2023

She bootstrap on my 3.5" floppy til I post

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 22/09/2023

O, wonder! How many goodly creatures are there here! How beauteous Bluesky is! O, gay new world; That has such posters in’t!

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 27/09/2023

[David Attenborough voice:] The cute-off may seem innocuous.. but in the wild, trans folk communicate via being cute at or with each other, with some vying for social dominance with resplendent displays of absolute adorability. Truly, the trans is a wonder of the natural world.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 27/09/2023

An episode of MTV Cribs but it's the infinite labyrinth from House of Leaves

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 25/09/2023

Just discovered that my dress has pockets. This must be what it felt like to discover a new land.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 24/09/2023

Me, hearting random ass pics on my feed:

A painting of a queen knighting a.. well, a knight. The knight is kneeling, as you do, in deference to their queen. They are notably missing their pants, but are considered modest by noble court standards on account of their fashionable g-string. Sir Thiccems' ass is rotund, voluptuous - an absolute wagon. I would imagine this is why they are being knighted.

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