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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

@kaaauthor.bsky.social I don't recall this entry from the main series. Is this canon? 😛

Animorphs meme book cover featuring George Costanza of Seinfeld morphing into a bowl of soup. Text: Shh. I'm shifting into.. SOUP MODE.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 01/09/2023

"Diane, ahleven-thirteh AM, February twenteh-fouth. I'ma enterin' the towna Twin Peaks."

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Any mixer can be a hand mixer if you jam your hand into it

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Venom and Eddie Brock are an example of Western toxic yaoi

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

It's funny to me that I could theoretically doordash non-food items to other locations, like paying driver to go deliver a stapler to the beach. Delivery complete. Five stars.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

I have come to the conclusion, after much thought and internal debate, that a snail using a roller skate for a house is the most perfect creature on this earth 🐌 🛼

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

There should be a japan themed taco bell called Otaku Bell

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

@kaaauthor.bsky.social I loved Animorphs so much I morphed into a girl and stayed that way for way longer than 2 hours.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

I've been thinking about it since my dream last night, but I don't think a bicycle made of cheese would work.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Tired of living through unprecedented times. Ready to live through unpresidented times.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

BREAKING: Bigfoot Real, Gay

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

By the name alone, Instagram should be an on-demand grandma delivery service

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

BREAKING: magic now real

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

MR T SAYS: don't do school, drink your drugs, stay in milk

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 05/11/2023

It's only Lesbian if it comes from the Isle of Lesbos - otherwise, it's just sparkling sapphic.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 03/11/2023

Make peace with the terror of being alive.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 28/10/2023

Learn how to use a sword. I'm serious. It's essentially a lost art that keeps you fit and all the sword lesbians are there.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 22/10/2023

Reskeet away The world deserves to see the Aphroditic Greek sculpture you have crafted of yourself

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 22/10/2023

One trans girl to another, those tits are #girlgoals as fuck Lookin hot sis ✨

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 20/10/2023

Yeah, sex is cool but have you ever had your feelings validated and someone really listen to you?

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 19/10/2023

"Mom, dad. Thank you for meeting me. This isn't easy to say.. but I need to tell you something important. I'm.. Mexican."

An ad for a tank top from Amazon that is labeled 'Mexican Flag' when the colors are of the trans flag.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 19/10/2023

I Have No Mouth But Ice Must Cream

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 18/10/2023

No place like this can function without someone to come in regularly and wipe down the loads.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

There's a post-Magic?? *Commander decks spill out of my purse*

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

What does it say about me that I clocked this as Time Walk immediately?

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

An Anti-Lock Brake System can be very helpful for sudden stops. Good job!

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

Well, I can see from your avatar that you've got the cute face thing covered 100%

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

Finally. It's time.. for Pirate Drones.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

Elon thinks Room 101 is cool as fuck and can't wait for his turn

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 13/10/2023

I wanna become a fungus, but my apartment doesn't have mushroom.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 13/10/2023

Damn girl, are you the bottom of my laptop? Cause you're super hot and I'm getting nervous.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 13/10/2023

Damn girl, are you the bottom of my laptop? Cause you're super hot and I'm getting nervous.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

I'lllll beeee goooone 🎵 In a ban or twooooo 🎶

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

Conjure a taco anytime, where ever I want. Free tacos, forever. End hunger. Make infinity profits from a food truck empire. Also, bad guys? Enjoy the taco that is now occupying where your brain was. I'll be over here, eatin a taco.

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Miranda🗡️Mae @blademaiden.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

First work day in a skirt today. Next up tomorrow is skirt and leggings. I am rapidly checking off Trans Firsts. Wait until I get my first ear piercings. Wait until I can walk into a salon and say 'give me the most lesbian haircut you got on the books.' I am trans. I am a woman. I am unstoppable.

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