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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 5h

And while you’re at it - toggles, rocker switches and levers.

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 5h

And then he speaks about subjects and he’s so damn - reasonable.

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 8h

It’s 2053: US consumer goods are being reintroduced to Canada and several other nations. The reception is tepid with many concerned with quality of workmanship, Trojan horse software and generally dated technology. More than two decades of high quality European products has set a high standard.

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 8h

Home is wherever you hang your syrup. And regular staff - customer fist fights.

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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 9h

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 8h

I used to watch this guy for entertainment value before my college commute and I remember my Dad asking why I was interested in a mealy-mouthed fraud? I said it was like looking at a strange world.

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 9h

My man… the entire thread stings, swings and sings

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 13h

Unpopular take: Instead of scrolling through your feed endlessly on your device, why not just drive your vehicle?

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 13h

Those #French kids are built different.

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 13h

Unpopular take: Instead of scrolling through your feed endlessly on your device, why not just drive your vehicle?

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It’s the same people who go to bat for Musk on the regular, the same people who Steinbeck suggested were temporarily embarrassed millionaires. More aspirational than based in reality.

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

So was that last week ? Have they got back to you yet?

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sure. But what size was the bottle? We two go through three or four 570 ml bottles a year but we’re 🇨🇦 so half of that is in Caesars and the rest in soups, stews and on scrambled eggs occasionally.

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Fietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Talk to your kids.

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The idea that I would take that shitgibbon’s guidance on anything linguistic is abhorrent.

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Don’t forget to trim your flaps and set the autopirate.

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Peter Flax @pflax1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tens of millions of American motorists believe there's nothing wrong with texting at a stoplight. Or driving 73 in a 60mph zone. Or changing lanes without signaling. Or rolling right on red without coming to a full stop. But somebody has to do something about cyclists who don't follow the rules.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Saudi Arabia is right on our ass. 🇨🇦

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Canada's National Observer @nationalobserver.com · 28/09/2026

This morning — following two investigations into Toronto mayoral candidate Brad Bradford's use of an app that rewards supporters for posting AI-generated comments and sharing contacts — Bradford called our reporting "inaccurate." We're now releasing the recording that proves our reporting.

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Bradford calls CNO reporting of AI app rewards ‘inaccurate.’ Here’s the recording proving our reporting.

Canada’s National Observer has decided to publish the segment of the Zoom call that corroborates its reporting.

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We’d already ditched the concept of fast food as part of lifestyle.

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We never drink coffee in the car alone or, for that matter, in transit anywhere anymore . We share coffee time together each morning. Sitting and talking. Then maybe in a work meeting or social interaction.

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There’s been a stream of people saying they already have this boycott habit. I’m one of them. My wife and I sat down and calculated what we were annually spending on coffee at Starbucks one day and promptly went out and bought a $650 espresso machine. It easily paid for itself in six months.

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Tupperware tariffs until the imbalance is rectified.

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“We need more enforcement, not progressive street design!” The enforcement:

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They shortened it to Ortega from the original Ortegason when they came over.

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There will be a presser in the near future to discuss and detail my upcoming move to a new hair care regimen. Date and time to be announced.

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Cilantro growing people: Hey, a guy wants us to sell smaller bunches of cilantro. Other cilantro people: Why doesn’t he just eat more cilantro? I dunno. Whaddya wanna do? We can do it. But it’s going to cost him. Still another cilantro person: Why doesn’t he form a buyer’s union? Others: hmmmmm!

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hello, I’m Brad. My claim to fame is that I’m older than most people. Thanks!

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The perplexed leopards gets them everytime.

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Took several seconds to make out what I was looking at.

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

In the winter it’s hard to find drivers so the owner will do it himself. Now, I’m not going to cast aspersions on the shop’s legal status but so far he’s showed up in a Bentley, a high-end Porsche and, holy Culdesac, a McLaren.

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We occasionally order pizza from this local place. They deliver it themselves. The pizza isn’t exceptional; there’s lots of places that are a few notches better, some we’re comfortable walking to if we choose. But the place we order from that delivers has a unique edge.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Norway produces more oil than Venezuela. And yet, between January and August 2026, electric vehicles made up 97.8 percent of all new cars sold in that country. Moving to EVs is often based on intelligence, not need. Which is why it lags in the notoriously short-sighted and stupid United States.

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

At the core of chili is a protein and capsicum and a desire to make something greater than the individual parts. Everything else is a choice.

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Every chili is an expression of culture, place, time, abundance or scarcity and tradition.

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The rooster says, “I care little for their organoleptic senses. Where was their consideration when they were pumping out bad cannabis, dryer sheets and burnt garlic into the locality?”

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The rooster says, “Let’s grill some peppers on the balcony on this fine autumn day “. To which I say, “Those aromas can be pretty pungent; what about the other residents with their windows open?”

An assortment of bright coloured peppers lie at the feet of a faded, metal garden rooster

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

First day of scarf for the purpose of warmth

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