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Bradley James Cooper

@bjamescooper.bsky.social
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Alive, churning, producing. 🍷Pro winemaker, 🚲bike-rider, 🦮dog butler, 🏢 progressive urbanism. #Uranium Read > The Bradley James Cooper Collection open.substack.com/pub/thebradleycoo…

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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 3h
Sure. But what size was the bottle? We two go through three or four 570 ml bottles a year but we’re 🇨🇦 so half of that is in Caesars and the rest in soups, stews and on scrambled eggs occasionally.
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Fietser Brandon @americanfietser.bsky.social · 15h
Talk to your kids.
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 13h
The idea that I would take that shitgibbon’s guidance on anything linguistic is abhorrent.
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Peter Flax @pflax1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tens of millions of American motorists believe there's nothing wrong with texting at a stoplight. Or driving 73 in a 60mph zone. Or changing lanes without signaling. Or rolling right on red without coming to a full stop. But somebody has to do something about cyclists who don't follow the rules.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Canada's National Observer @nationalobserver.com · 28/09/2026
This morning — following two investigations into Toronto mayoral candidate Brad Bradford's use of an app that rewards supporters for posting AI-generated comments and sharing contacts — Bradford called our reporting "inaccurate." We're now releasing the recording that proves our reporting.
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Bradford calls CNO reporting of AI app rewards ‘inaccurate.’ Here’s the recording proving our reporting.
Canada’s National Observer has decided to publish the segment of the Zoom call that corroborates its reporting.
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Numbskull update:
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There will be a presser in the near future to discuss and detail my upcoming move to a new hair care regimen. Date and time to be announced.
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hello, I’m Brad. My claim to fame is that I’m older than most people. Thanks!
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We occasionally order pizza from this local place. They deliver it themselves. The pizza isn’t exceptional; there’s lots of places that are a few notches better, some we’re comfortable walking to if we choose. But the place we order from that delivers has a unique edge.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Norway produces more oil than Venezuela. And yet, between January and August 2026, electric vehicles made up 97.8 percent of all new cars sold in that country. Moving to EVs is often based on intelligence, not need. Which is why it lags in the notoriously short-sighted and stupid United States.
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The rooster says, “Let’s grill some peppers on the balcony on this fine autumn day “. To which I say, “Those aromas can be pretty pungent; what about the other residents with their windows open?”
An assortment of bright coloured peppers lie at the feet of a faded, metal garden rooster
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
First day of scarf for the purpose of warmth
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Local business: Support us! Keep it local! Keep the $ in the community! Also local business: {ooh! Ai can do our creative work}
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Think your job is tough? Imagine being on the research and selection committee at the deluxe mixed nut company! Macadamia- in Brazil - out!
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Had a recent dream while napping that ended with me having to sing the last line of a verse in a song that celebrated Malibu canyon at the insistence of a Neil Young impersonator.
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Very thin French fries are incongruous with regard to their tuberous origins and do not represent the potato properly.
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This afternoon’s choices: 1. Beer 2. Beer and a snack
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gathering up all the family nail clippers and taking them to get sharpened tomorrow morning. I love fall traditions.
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We eat the tongues of our enemies.
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
During this “period of personal discovery” in the US, friends may have to seek other outlets and sources for their usual activities in trade and commerce.
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Lanrick Bennett @lanrickbennett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CRITICAL MASS
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Accepting the fact you’re aging: You wake up after a good sleep and know you’ve got three or four hours of decent energy and then it’s a little bit sleepy until you surrender the day.
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All existing internal combustion vehicles purchased before the end of the year will be protected from destruction by special decree. Details to follow.
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Provincial #elections AND municipal elections in the same month. They want us all politicalled up so they can sell us more politics. It looks like a good deal but it’s smaller and costs more. #BC
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Won’t anybody speak for the fireplaces in 100 year old houses? Oh, embers, we knew ye well.
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Provincial #elections AND municipal elections in the same month. They want us all politicalled up so they can sell us more politics. It looks like a good deal but it’s smaller and costs more. #BC
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All existing internal combustion vehicles purchased before the end of the year will be protected from destruction by special decree. Details to follow.
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lately (past decade) we’ve been more concerned with keeping our bins of picked grapes cool as the day progresses than ever before.
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My Lillet is oxidized
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you’re a fan of professional sports and a devotee of a particular team and you want your children to follow you, please explain to them the seediness and exploitative nature of the games to keep things real.
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think the guy who cooks my burger & fries is a little more important than whatever you do. Pay him/ her properly.
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I will prepare some rice for upcoming week.
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Join me on Fitted Sheet Fridays We’ll dig into it and discuss: - folding - rolling it into a ball - the evolution of the fitted sheet. - life with, and without, fitted sheets. - what is happening in my dryer?! - corners only or the full edge? - hey, look, I found that sock.
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s tough out there for new businesses but I think there might be a niche for my new So Lent Green Protein Cake as regular food seems risky.
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Delicious Matcha Cheesecake Dessert
ALT: Delicious Matcha Cheesecake Dessert
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I drive, I ride and I walk. Sometimes I mass transit. I’m multi modal by choice and necessity. I love it. A few years ago, I taught myself to ask before any trip, “What’s the most appropriate mode for this outing?” Something I learned from @brenttoderian.bsky.social #bikesky.
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
[Bracket City] September 15, 2026 www.theatlantic.com/games/bracke... Rank: 🔮 (Puppet Master) 🎹 Total Keystrokes: 49 🎯 Minimum Required: 49 Total Score: 100.0 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Bracket City - The Atlantic
Solve nested clues to reveal a satisfying fact about this day in history. Climb the ranks from tourist to kingmaker (or beyond?).
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Dr. Genevieve Eastabrook, MD FRCSC (she/her) @placentadoc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Findings of new study – released as fuel prices for motor vehicles soar internationally – include fatality rates dropping, per 10 million trips, by 88% in Paris, 82% in London and 62% in New York City Meanwhile in Ontario…Doug Ford is demanding that bike lanes are removed! 😱
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Post-pandemic cycling boom in major cities, as cyclist safety improved thanks to more and better cycling infrastructure - Taylor & Francis Newsroom
Cycling in some of the world’s largest cities has continued to increase since the pandemic, thanks to safer and improved infrastructure which is also leading to a drop in fatality rates. Tracking data...
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
But what if I was doing the sports but have now moved on from the sports? They asked if there was anyone willing to give up their sports and I raised my hand. “I have fed well and long at the Table Of Sports. Take my seat”. (Just saying ‘sports’ that much is absurd sounding)
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s the time of the year when earnest and intelligent people repeatedly have serious discussions that last longer than they should. And the subject matter? The relative merits of various professional and college level U.S. gridiron football teams and their performances in past or future times.
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Everybody in the pool!
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Free trade in the HR department is a significant step forward. Get it done
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Stop fugging with the volume levels on films and other shows. Just pick a volume and stay focused there.
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 14/09/2026
Trump admin officials have privately told Gulf region leaders that “they want to refocus any future US-Iran negotiations on Tehran’s nuclear program and not reopening the strait”, per 3 CNN sources familiar with the matter. Monday’s meeting is now postponed, per Omani official.
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I made a salad for lunch. I had three good ideas for the salad and, instead of choosing one, I made all three in one bowl and, readers at home and abroad, that did not go well.
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Bradley James Cooper @bjamescooper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We’ve got 19 people running for 6 council positions in this 40,000 person city and probably 13 of them are prepared to rip out the protected bike lanes and put a halt to progressive street changes. #bike #urban @urbancyclinginstitute.org #street #Penticton @betterstreetshq.bsky.social
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I resigned from ExxonMobil today. I spent the last three years doing fossil fuel extraction research at both BP and ExxonMobil. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing to maximize extraction while the window to act closes, and gambling with our lives. More below.
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Jer 🍁 @boozedonkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Still accurate 🇺🇸
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