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B.J. Alexander

@bjalexa.bsky.social
291 followers 810 following 226 posts

Desperately searching for humor and goodness on this bleak political landscape. Bonus points for clever. Brag: Walz is my governor.

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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
MN State Fair … a cow and her favorite human:
Cow napping with her head on a young man.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
He can f*ck off. #MinnesotaStrong
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Can’t wait to not go.
theguardian.com
Melania review – Trump film is a gilded trash remake of The Zone of Interest
Dispiriting, deadly and unrevealing – there is a decent documentary to be made about the former model from Slovenia, but this one is unredeemable
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Interesting behavior from the PRO LIFE party.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
When are Republican business owners going to scream about the financial hit their companies are taking due to ICE?
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
There’s one description you can use for about 75% of the Somalis here in Minnesota: U.S. CITIZEN
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Instead of “but her emails,” it’s “but HIS emails.”
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Picture of demolition of the White House East Wing to make room for The New Epstein Ballroom.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
www.newsweek.com/trump-admin-...
newsweek.com
Trump admin warns Argentina beef might be diseased but US may still import
Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins said issues with foot-and-mouth disease could limit how much beef the U.S. imports.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Trump hosted TWO state dinners during his first term. TWO. And he needs a ballroom?
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
This is my dog watching Survivor. #Survivor #Bouvier
Dog staring at the tv
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Flapjacks? @GreatBritishBakingShow
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Hey Joe! Great day for a bike ride and ice cream cone. #JoeBiden
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Love Gavin Newsom’s new approach? Give Camille Zapata the credit. www.comstocksmag.com/article/youn...
comstocksmag.com
Young Professionals: Camille Zapata - Comstock's magazine
Meet the rising stars who are leading the Capital Region from the heart
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
#NoKings Minnesota
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
No Kings!
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
What do they do in Pyongyang if the military parade gets rained out? Anyone? #trumpsparade
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Bold TACO sign with Trump hair and red tie. Chunk missing from ear.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Thanks, Menards. Had no idea you could buy a thing like this. Wherever did you get the inspiration?
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social This would be an excellent time for you to STFU. Really. Zip it. Not another word about President Biden.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
New protest sign ✅
Protest sign with NO KINGS. Orange hair swirl is the crown.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Minnesota #HandsOff
Picture of MAGA hat on sign with “Safety Helmet for Nitwits”
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
#handsoff Minnesota
Pitchfork with “ WE ARE PISSED” sign at rally.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Gonna be great. Live in Trumpland™️, toil at TrumpWorks™️, get paid in Trumpcoin™️, kids go to Trumpskool™️ all the way thru 5th grade. Which is when they earn their full time job at TrumpCoalWorks™️.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I feel for the people who bought Teslas in good faith a number of years ago for all the right reasons. Some of them can't get out of the car financially. So when protesting in front of Tesla, here's my sign: Re #TeslaTakedown
Tesla protest poster directed at Tesla owners: It's Not About You ... Or Your car. IT'S HIM. (Showing famous one arm salute.)
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
#TeslaTakedown Golden Valley, Minnesota Nearly 500 people!
#TeslaTakedown signs … Trumpster Dumpster, Nazi Cars, etc#TeslaTakedown signs … Stop the greed#TeslaTakedown signs … “I love the smell of falling Tesla stock in the morning”#TeslaTakedown signs … By Fascists for Fascists
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Nearly 500 people at the Tesla protest in Golden Valley, MN, today.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Quote from Jeffrey Goldberg: if you’re going to make a big deal about Hillary Clinton’s emails, you may want to have excellent communication hygiene.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
You can't spell NUMSKULL without ELONMUSK.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Here you go, DOGE. I found it. WASTE, FRAUD, & ABUSE.
WASTE-FRAUD-ABUSE identifying Trump, Musk, and Vance
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Zelenskyy forgot to wear a baseball cap and a toddler.
Elon Musk in Oval Office wearing a baseball cap, T-shirt, and a toddler on his shoulders.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I think Emil wants mail.
Email address for Emil Bove. 
emil.bove@usdoj.gov
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Black dogs rule.
Bouvier des Flandres in snow
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 07/02/2025
I'm not worried about men transitioning to women. I AM worried about Americans transitioning to Nazis
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Susie Wiles is about to find out about the Scaramucci.
One Scaramucci is 11 days. Susie Wiles glaring at Trump.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Just Facts. In FY 2023, ICE (ERO) conducted 1,178 flights, removing 142,000+ noncitizens to 170+ countries. Flights are NOT new. The new part is being disrespectful and using the most expensive planes.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Fixed. Back outside, buckaroo.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
So, Trump is so jealous of Obama that he’s now using the “Barack Obama” shade of bronzer?
President Obama speaking with a brownish color Donald Trump.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Look! I had completely run out of fucks and I got some new ones for Christmas!
Jar of wooden words … all say F U C K.
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Irish Literary Times @irishlittimes.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
New word I just made up: infotaintment. Definition: intentional misrepresentation of facts to get attention. Often used by childish tyrants and their followers.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Wonkette is here! Such good news.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social Have they hired you? Congrats! www.nytimes.com/2024/12/10/s...
nytimes.com
Prince William and Jacob Elordi Grow Beards
Whether on Prince William, JD Vance or Jacob Elordi, facial hair gets people talking.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
For those of us of a certain age, this date — November 22 — has the same significance as September 11.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Ohhh. So THIS is how cabinets are organized now.
Before and after of neat cabinet turned into messy cabinet.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Here's an incredibly popular Google search: "can I change my vote" Buyers remorse?
search statistics showing increase in Google search for "can I change my vote."
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Can we rename government agencies to match up with their new leader? “Harridan House” for Homeland Security HQ? “Foggy Baby Bottom” for State?
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
One week after Election Day, Harris’s loss still stings. But a closer look at Tuesday’s results reveals some bright spots for Democrats. See why all is not lost—head to The Big Picture for the full story.
thinkbigpicture.substack.com
Diving Into The Bright Spots Of Last Week's Election
A closer look reveals some positive takeaways for Democrats after a heartbreaking election
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
How will SNL handle all this material? Trump, Musk, JD, Kristi, Skeletor (Rick Scott), Lil’ Marco … it’s an embarrassment of comedy richness.
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