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B.J. Alexander

@bjalexa.bsky.social
291 followers 810 following 226 posts

Desperately searching for humor and goodness on this bleak political landscape. Bonus points for clever. Brag: Walz is my governor.

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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wait. Obama is going to be there? He said “your favorite president.”
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eugene Levy in “Best in Show” playing the guy with two left feet.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh, that’s Tommy Two Buck Chuck. He replaced Michele Bachmann. His district is MN-CRAZY.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And he did this without a film crew and a cadre of PR peeps?
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
MN State Fair … a cow and her favorite human:
Cow napping with her head on a young man.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
So he did in fact steal that clam-digger outfit from a Mary Tyler-Moore drag queen. I just knew he couldn’t afford Talbot’s.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Q for AMA: Does Natalie Harp have security clearance?
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
She walks like her hemorrhoids are acting up.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I wish that had been on Hunter’s laptop. Then it would have been news. Maybe.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
He can f*ck off. #MinnesotaStrong
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Wondering if he was alone when said heart exploded.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Steven Cheung and Stephen Miller are hard at work, I see.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
We’re gonna need some nasty weather.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
They protected Marco Rubio. Period.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
One reason for this decision and you can sum it up in two words: Marco Rubio.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Redefining “Weekend Warriors.”
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
As long as it wasn’t Hunter, we good.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
We’re not fond of greed and cruelty either.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Of course not. The Trump thievery is on a whole different level than anything else we’ve ever seen.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Yabbut Hunter Biden had a gallery show once of his own art work. This isn’t nearly as bad.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Phew. I eliminated my “ANTIFA HQ” WiFi in the nick of time.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
He rides around in an open golf cart. Is he gonna put a golf course in the ballroom?
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Regretsy.com
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Wtf does this even mean?
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
In Minnesota you’d have to call it the “Ope App.”
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Sally Q. Yates
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Sally Q. Yates
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
His family must be so disappointed. They can’t go to church together tomorrow and then gather around the Mar-a-lago holiday buffet.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I hope Jack Smith is working there again when that happens.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
With a sign, of course!
Now Open! sign
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Can’t wait to not go.
theguardian.com
Melania review – Trump film is a gilded trash remake of The Zone of Interest
Dispiriting, deadly and unrevealing – there is a decent documentary to be made about the former model from Slovenia, but this one is unredeemable
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Oh, you are cruel.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
As a Minnesotan, your article gave me hope and a renewed sense of pride. Fabulous work. THANK YOU.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Interesting behavior from the PRO LIFE party.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Does she have a special costume she wears when she blames dead people for their own deaths?
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Thanks! I told my dog. He is looking forward to a nice little road trip.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
More facts coming out now. Not S MPLS. It’s north. One person.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
When are Republican business owners going to scream about the financial hit their companies are taking due to ICE?
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Is it swimming in a pool of its own waste?
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The stench of Bob Kroll remains.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
One of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time. This quote: It's because the Ecru measure Goodness as being able to handle snakes rather than avoid them.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Do that for your car and you’ll be ready for Costco. And Trader Joe’s.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Intern from where? The KGB?
Older man in photo of WH interns.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
$4.59 at WalMart.
Ad for vinyl hair from WalMart. Just $4.59.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Frederick Backman?
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
There’s one description you can use for about 75% of the Somalis here in Minnesota: U.S. CITIZEN
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Ahh. So he’s an angry drunk. Good to know.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Minnesotan here. My Somali neighbors are kind, respectful people with a strong work ethic. DJT has none of those qualities.
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
media.tenor.com
a woman in a white suit is standing in front of a red white and blue flag
ALT: a woman in a white suit is standing in front of a red white and blue flag
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B.J. Alexander @bjalexa.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Nancy did the job in heels and never broke a sweat. Dude is in over his head.
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