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Elliot Hyena

@biteclub.bsky.social
113 followers 289 following 81 posts

30s | Male | Iowa | Dumbass

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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 16h
I have already considered that many times, the answer is still yes :3
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Challenge accepted!
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Guuhhh, could bury my muzzle there to help :3
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You should try it some day ;3
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Still hawt :3c
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What about throat? >\\\\\>
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Huuuffff
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well now I'm drooly, so I bet we can work this out >~>
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh fuck, that's hawt 🥴
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ideal!
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Comparison is the thief of joy. You're pretty in your own way and people can see that. No one has the right to take away all your compliments. Even if you don't feel it right now it doesn't mean it isn't true. ^^
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Silly Tally @dreammachinecostumes.com · 25/09/2026
America has electile dysfunction lol
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BET
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That feature has never tasted so much flavor in all its life. Better give it some mountain dew too.
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ope
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yesterday was the first time in like 3 years that I went to a Texas Roadhouse. It really put me back in touch with my Southern roots, sorry I meant my cholesterol.
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Time to get ripped like you are planning to avenge a family member's death.
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oooo, cute as fuck
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I mean, you are HELLA pretty. Great pics, lovely lighting, gorgeous subject. ;3 And thank you for sharing ^^
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What pronouns do you want me to use to tell you how pretty you are, I desire to know :3c
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Honestly that's insanely hot >\\\\\>
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
YES
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I envy a generation of men who were able to go over some of the most magnificent Bridges by horseback and bicycle. The views had to have been immaculate, and all that time to take it in.
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I would even if you didn't :3
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I volunteer as tribute :3
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Rip
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That is a GREAT side view omg >~>
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Maybe this is proof I have too.much disposable income.
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Edible AF :3
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Never expected an Ad reductio hitlerum attack at a fuggin furry sock company xD
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Bet :3
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Huuuffff, great POV
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Dude, just sit on me till I'm gasping
Big doe-eyes, kissy faced
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Fucking HOT
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Hans, faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺 @hansfaffing.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Remake of an meme. Shows a rubber toy lounging on a pool floaty in the sun and says “God Cursed Me With being into stuff that requires an INITIAL INVESTMENT of six to ten thousand dollars” 

He is fully covered in rubber; wearing a purple latex suit, gloves, and a anonymous toy hood
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Dan McQuillan @danmcquillan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Text: Treat your body like a data centre. Consume as much water and literature as possible. Upset local city councils with your existence. 
Background image: a bearded man putting up the frame of aparge tent in a muddy field with trees in the background.
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yes, but like, with my lips :3
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That's so cuuuuute
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Crazy it's not inside of me. 🤤
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Does it have to be real quick? I wouldn't mind if it takes a while >\\\\\>
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Susan Brown @susanhypoluxo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
🎯
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I mean, it's alright to not be having sex. I don't hook up enough as it is to take on the potential kidney stress so it didn't make sense for me. I still get tested when I can. There is no "ideal" number of partners per year, and there is no reason you should be forcing yourself to do stuff.
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Best gym motivation ever
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Wittle guy, fih even
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MARA9 @maranine.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
blurry picture of cookies in a clear container with label “chipy cooie 1.80”
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is so goooooood
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maxmushroom @maxmushroom.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
whose ass????
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Fair, but it's insanely hot
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Awwwwe ;w;
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