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Elliot Hyena

@biteclub.bsky.social
113 followers 289 following 81 posts

30s | Male | Iowa | Dumbass

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Silly Tally @dreammachinecostumes.com · 25/09/2026
America has electile dysfunction lol
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yesterday was the first time in like 3 years that I went to a Texas Roadhouse. It really put me back in touch with my Southern roots, sorry I meant my cholesterol.
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I envy a generation of men who were able to go over some of the most magnificent Bridges by horseback and bicycle. The views had to have been immaculate, and all that time to take it in.
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Maybe this is proof I have too.much disposable income.
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Hans, faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺 @hansfaffing.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Remake of an meme. Shows a rubber toy lounging on a pool floaty in the sun and says “God Cursed Me With being into stuff that requires an INITIAL INVESTMENT of six to ten thousand dollars” 

He is fully covered in rubber; wearing a purple latex suit, gloves, and a anonymous toy hood
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Dan McQuillan @danmcquillan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Text: Treat your body like a data centre. Consume as much water and literature as possible. Upset local city councils with your existence. 
Background image: a bearded man putting up the frame of aparge tent in a muddy field with trees in the background.
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Susan Brown @susanhypoluxo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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MARA9 @maranine.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
blurry picture of cookies in a clear container with label “chipy cooie 1.80”
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maxmushroom @maxmushroom.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
whose ass????
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🍻 Mlice 🌿 @mlice.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
🫂 Harassment ruins lives, break the schema. 💖 • #furry #furryart #furryfandom
Digital doodle of three anthro Hyena, the one in the middle looks down, the two others are handling their paws. The left one is yelling angrily and the other is trying to confort them. It's written "speak up, speak out, listen & end harassment !" around.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
“Superman is too woke!” Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 22/01/2025
If you know someone who may be undocumented, no you fucking don’t.
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삶은레몬 @boiledlemon.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Soda Cats
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
"No that's not what I'm looking for, that sounds more like 7th-grade-sleepover-pizza-party-007 Nightfire-type crap. I'm more looking for 2012-Deadmau5-Minecraft-and-hot-chocky kind of vibes."
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I suppose someone has to play the villain or we wouldn't have so many origin stories.
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Bold of you to assume Hormel would be the level of pepperoni I would resign myself to if I had a job that would allow me to work from home in this economy. I could enunciate each word from Hormel to economy differently and it would entirely paint a different picture every time.
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
Why the f*ck is Smokey out here looking like he would mandhandle me softly and passionately. 😆
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
"Emus are ahead of current military technology and doctrine." - spicy telegrams out of context.
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
They did it, finally restricted the shared account I had with someone guess no more Netflix. XD
Netflix Error: Not part of same household.
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Elliot Hyena @biteclub.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
Well, IFC was kinda a blast!
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