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Natalie (Sweetie Official)

@bitchcity.bsky.social
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too cool for the squares, too square for the cools she/her, 41, PDX

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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drag Names I Won’t Use, But You Totally Should! Jewish Queen Edition!: Hannah Phylactery
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Driving around in a VW listening to Tool earlier and it’s like I’m back in 2006 again all of a sudden
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
targeted ads really coming for me right now
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
today was so cute I’m gonna throw up rainbows and puppies (apologies to my cat in advance)
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Doing ethnographies on straight people by FaceTiming my sister and her husband
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hannah account @junglist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it’s so amazing that women can be in love with each other
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Quickest ways to out yourself as having been Online Too Long and Having Seen The Horrors: using antiquated Internet slang like meatspace
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Big Talk on Bluesky, church mouse in meatspace (not me, I’m louder and marginally funnier in real life)
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I know I’m tired because I just spent a full 30 seconds trying to hit the scanny to get in my building with Apple Pay
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Watching your girlfriend yell at Nazis >>>
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
being nice to trans mascs by calling them “cowboy” and “big dawg” at my job
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Procreate confirms it has NO plans to add generative AI features to its apps. The company continues to stand firmly against integrating generative AI into its creative tools.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Imagine dragon deeznuts on your face
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yeah, we know you hated English class, Brandon. It shows.
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My cat is determined to not let me get this last 90 minutes of sleep tonight 😩
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
lesbian yearning level: screaming crying throwing up
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
doubled down on the devastation with this news today, too. might cry at clue later. almost cried at work because I played “I’m Going Home” on the Aux today like an IDIOT.
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Got in touch with the holler and celebrated Dolly with a tomato sandwich and a sweet tea
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes, when someone dies, what helps me is thinking about how wonderful it is that they were even alive in the first place. Dolly was the closest you could get to an American saint. We all loved her.
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Turning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination Library
Core team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world.
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Scary Gorgon @scarygorgon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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A meme that has been sitting on my phone since 2022 apparently. Das Kapital and 9 to 5 represented by torches. 9 to 5 glowing significantly brighter and with far less pointless heft than DK.
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP diva, you will be so missed 😔
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
where’s your sense of horny whimsy you fucking squares
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
wow lesbianism thank you so much
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
cougar4cougar
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Been rewatching Avatar the Last Airbender for like the 85th time and I only have 3 episodes left and I just saw a video of an orchestra performing the music to “The Last Agni Kai” and broke down sobbing. The older I get, the harder the hits get.
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
YEAH I LIKE A CUTE LITTLE GOOD NIGHT TEXT WHAT ABOUT IT SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Every Gillian Anderson role only deepens my crush on her, but the Haunted Vocal Fry Dolly Parton vocal affectation in “Teenage Sex & Death at Camp Miasma” is just putting it over the top (in an even hornier way)
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“automated surveillance is fucking evil & the imperial core (especially the United States) cannot be trusted with any level of additional invasive powers.”
Ripley from Alien in the Rockwell freedom of speech painting
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Wabi Sabi For Costco Frankenstein Heads @wabisabi4robots.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Werner Herzog with a word balloon
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Holding a seance to tell my friend that I did something sexy that made me think of something she wrote about
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I am fucking obsessed with these tentacle pots
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
there is no such thing as "age verification." All "age verification" is actually "identity verification." You can coat it in glitter and "privacy-preserving" wrapping paper. But in the end, mandating age verification means mandating surveillance be built into software and hardware. Period.
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
this idiot has one brain cell working right now and it is going full goblin mode
A picture of my black cat, Pizza, on a purple sheet against a white background. She is looking out of frame with a vacant expression and her tongue just barely peeking out of her mouth
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Yes, she’s a filmmaker that shaped me why do you ask?
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Bluesky mutuals like
Most of the main cast of Hackers (1995) at a bank of pay phones with laptops. L-R: Jonny Lee Miller, Angelina Jolie, Laurence Mason, Matthew Lillard, Jesse Bradford
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’d rather be muffing
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
logging on to bluesky
A woman stands at an old computer c 1960s. She is wearing a dress with a white blouse, stockings, and sensible shoes
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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
All the Sega Genesis boys grew up to be beautiful women
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
CRISPR mods to give myself honkin bazongas send post
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It’s always a good time to think about Big Challenges
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/08/2026
New in PN: Transgender athletes are a red herring "None of this discourse happened bc there is a new high-profile trans athlete in the news. Instead, Republicans are starting a culture war to rile up their base, co-opt Dems into agreeing with them, & push trans people out of public life altogether"
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Transgender athletes are a red herring
It's a non-problem meant to exclude people from public life.
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
you guys @johncusack.bsky.social liked my tiktok comment about how much I love his (very underrated) sister Joan, and I hope they both have a great day. lifelong faves, for sure.
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Drag Names I Won’t Use But You Totally Should: Clair de Goon
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
On Natalie: “I like how safe you make me feel… not just emotionally, but also like you could beat someone’s ass.”
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gay little texts from a girl who wants to kiss you>>>
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Mission Hill! On my skyline!? 🥰🥰🥰
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
playing video games with my dude friends online isn’t horrible until I get on a tear of dyke yearning and then they’re just like “ugh natalie’s being a big lesbian again 🙄”
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
cat sitting for my friend for a few days and he’s a big boy and my own 13 lb. cat seems so small when I get home after taking care of him (he has the hiccups and they’re interrupting his purring and it’s ADORABLE)
A picture of an orange cat with a white chest named Richard Parker sitting on a table looking out of a window in the left of the frame. There are assorted objects on the table and wall.
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Natalie (Sweetie Official) @bitchcity.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
the absolute clownery of it all tbqh!
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