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Christopher Ambler. I help run a domain registrar. Worldcon nerd crew. Seattleite. Burner. Likes progressive rock. Hates kale. Has correct use of a semicolon in my dating profile. My cat thinks I’m cool. bit.parts

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Andrew Allemann @allemann.org · 21/09/2026
It’s a long story: from .web to .epic – DNW Podcast #604 Chris Ambler won't end up running .web, but perhaps .epic. Verisign is introducing .web this year, but the idea for the domain dates back more than… domainnamewire.com/2026/09/21/its-a…
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It’s a long story: from .web to .epic – DNW Podcast #604
Chris Ambler won't end up running .web, but perhaps .epic. Verisign is introducing .web this year, but the idea for the domain dates back more than three decades. Today's guest was there at the beginning. Chris Ambler, Director of Domains for Registered Agents, Inc., discusses the long and winding history of .web and his role in proposing the domain years ago.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 17/09/2026
#Mitch #McConnell can barely speak. Now. There is NO WAY #Scott #Jennings had that phone conversation.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Fleetwood Mac & Cheese
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 13/08/2026
Perhaps this is what #Karoline #Leavitt is doing. Seems legit.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 24/07/2026
How's it going, #Batman?
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 17/07/2026
I am far from a conspiracy theorist. But with Trump, every accusation is a confession. And the 2024 election had some interesting quirks. So... take all of these claims and apply them to 2024. Just look. Remember Trump saying that Musk understood voting machines better than anyone else? Just look.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 14/07/2026
If you fly from the newly renamed Donald Trump airport to Sioux City, your ticket will read: DJT-SUX. Universe scores.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 12/07/2026
First #McConnell and now #Graham. Is this the US equivalent of falling out of windows?
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 07/07/2026
Tomorrow’s headline today: “Scott #Jennings finds out he had a conversation with an AI #McConnell.” I was duped!
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 06/07/2026
Look… I need you to find me just… one. One red card suspension. Which is one more than we have. I’m deflated. The game will go on. But this #redcard issue just saddens me.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 05/07/2026
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 02/07/2026
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 22/06/2026
So… it could be USA vs. Iran in the World Cup on the 6th of July. If Iran wins, I predict Trump bombs them. #soccer #fifa #iran
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 20/06/2026
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 19/06/2026
#Breaking! Green color of reflecting pool found to be leak at Soylent Green manufacturing plant!
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 13/06/2026
Now we know why they stalled, started putting up an extra level, stalled again, and then completed it. Last-minute panic, someone says "put a tarp up" and the workers had to be instructed to do it. Likely had to send for extra beams. #trump #kennedycenter #kennedy #scaffold #tarp
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 13/06/2026
Holy shit, I called it. Tarp going up. #kennedy #trump
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 13/06/2026
They asked for a 12 hour delay. What if it’s to delay long enough to get a big tarp so nobody gets pictures of the letters coming off? #kennedy #trump
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 08/06/2026
The crowd at the game should start chanting “86 86 86” when either team hits 86 points. Two opportunities. Plausible deniability. It’s all about the score, right? REPOST! Pass this on! #86 #nicks #basketball
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 06/06/2026
Your dose of Galileo and Kepler. Whenever I plop down to study, they usually join me and learn through osmosis.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 10/05/2026
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 06/05/2026
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 07/04/2026
My prediction: The deadline will come. There will be stepped-up strikes, no different than those to date. Trump will claim he will strike harder when he wants and it's a secret. He will then do *something* that he claims halts their country cold. This is what he meant by "kill their civilization."
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 06/04/2026
It's likely that the USG has #AI years ahead of the commercial market. Considering the advancements in just the past years, they're likely unimaginably ahead. Thus, it follows that the question being answered now is, "Create a plan to completely blow things up so we can take over. Provide steps."
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 05/04/2026
Someone said this morning that his unhinged post is the work of someone who was told, yesterday, he has three months to live. So is his morning, where he chose to bail on three Easter services and, instead, go on a tour of DC in his motorcade. I doubt it... but the math does check out.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 26/03/2026
Sorry, I couldn't resist. #project #hail #hale #mary #projecthailmary
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 24/03/2026
A delay on #Iran plans... that ends about the time #No #Kings kicks off? How about that? #nokings #coindicence
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 04/03/2026
#Politics has really gone to #shit.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 01/03/2026
I do the same. Except my company knows and is okay with it because I am more productive when I do. It really focuses me to change the scene now and again.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 24/02/2026
#unpopular #opinion
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 22/02/2026
Estimates show the average American family paid $1701 in tariffs. I hereby coin the term “Enterprise Refund.”
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 19/02/2026
It just occurred to me. Our current administration is what happened after the Enterprise left in the TOS episode “A Piece of the Action.” #trek
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 17/02/2026
I’ve started commenting on #AI #slop articles: ai;dr
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 15/02/2026
#ICANN announced 2027 general meeting to be hosted in Genovia! Great choice!
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 09/02/2026
I am insufferably smug tonight.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 30/01/2026
If you can’t investigate or prosecute a sitting President, a sitting President should be prohibited from bringing suit.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 28/01/2026
#Breaking #News - Ahead of the #SuperBowl, the #Seahawks bring two little-known players up from the practice squad, expecting a brutal and physical game. Congrats Jonathan and Moonpie! #Rollerball
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 21/01/2026
You know he’s ok because CBS isn’t showing Swan Lake.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 18/01/2026
My son convinced me to go with him to a modern barber. I’m actually liking the results!
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 10/01/2026
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 07/01/2026
#Schumer is #disappointed just like #Collins is #concerned. I need that on a t-shirt.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 24/12/2025
The transition to a fully authoritarian State will happen as soon as those enacting it feel they can no longer retain power through current means. The enabling rationale will be that it is for “National Security.” The only question is when.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 23/12/2025
What if the “botched #redactions” weren’t botched? What if #DOJ did them wrong on purpose? As far as I can tell, nothing redacted is a bombshell, and much is in the clear elsewhere. But now they have an excuse to halt the pipeline entirely while they “fix” the problem. If this happens…
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 21/12/2025
Dear LLM ‘o mine - Scan all documents. Evaluate text & font sizes & kerning. Compare redacted text where context suggests a name. Compare expected size of a name, first name, initials, full, or variant. Infer by context and size where a name meets the size requirements and is reinforced by context.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 21/12/2025
The #Epstein issue is going nowhere. The coverup is happening in real time and in the open. Congress has no enforcement mechanism. There are plenty who have the full data set. The UK government. Much is held by the survivors. Hell, Mossad and Putin surely have copies. IT IS TIME FOR A LEAK.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 20/12/2025
BREAKING: #Amazon, #Staples, and Office Depot all run out of black ink as America prints out the extremely-redacted #Epstein dump. (The #Onion: this is original - but feel free to use it with attribution :-))
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 19/12/2025
Sorry for the #humblebrag, but here's my #tax return for the year. Properly #redacted as per #DOJ guidelines, of course. Bill me.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 13/12/2025
It would take roughly 120 million barrels of crude taken from sanctioned oil tankers to give every licensed American driver a 10 gallon free tank of gas. I wouldn’t put it past him. #venezuela #tanker
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 09/12/2025
The first reporter to have the guts to say, "Mr. President, that was unprofessional and rude, and I believe you owe her an apology," will be set for life. Why none have realized this is beyond me.
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