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The Dogberry

@bit.parts
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Christopher Ambler. I help run a domain registrar. Worldcon nerd crew. Seattleite. Burner. Likes progressive rock. Hates kale. Has correct use of a semicolon in my dating profile. My cat thinks I’m cool. bit.parts

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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 30/09/2026
Still waiting for Anne Hathaway to call…
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 30/09/2026
Time travellin' ain't easy.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 29/09/2026
There is a reason I worked for Expedia for one year and one day, precisely.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 25/09/2026
How dare you insult Land of the Lost like that! I have no embarrassment at all!
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 24/09/2026
Welcome to the nerd ink club!!!
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 23/09/2026
I like my solution. Ban predictive trading but allow the sites to book the bets themselves. Then they have no incentive to facilitate tilted markets. If they lay odds wrong, they lose money, just like any other book.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 22/09/2026
No! wait! Polyslo! 🤣🤣🤣
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 22/09/2026
DEC PDP-11
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Andrew Allemann @allemann.org · 21/09/2026
It’s a long story: from .web to .epic – DNW Podcast #604 Chris Ambler won't end up running .web, but perhaps .epic. Verisign is introducing .web this year, but the idea for the domain dates back more than… domainnamewire.com/2026/09/21/its-a…
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It’s a long story: from .web to .epic – DNW Podcast #604
Chris Ambler won't end up running .web, but perhaps .epic. Verisign is introducing .web this year, but the idea for the domain dates back more than three decades. Today's guest was there at the beginning. Chris Ambler, Director of Domains for Registered Agents, Inc., discusses the long and winding history of .web and his role in proposing the domain years ago.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 18/09/2026
And apparently feeling free to use far too many adverbs. --> And apparently freely feeling generally enabled to use many-cited openly quoted adverbs. Fixed that for you :-) (Hopefully a smile helps with the former)
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 17/09/2026
#Mitch #McConnell can barely speak. Now. There is NO WAY #Scott #Jennings had that phone conversation.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Fleetwood Mac & Cheese
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 10/09/2026
Wouldn't this require 60 votes in the Senate? Or am I missing something?
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 31/08/2026
That won, too. (Seriously. A cast called “Hugo Girl” won last night as well)
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 31/08/2026
Same here, and I don’t even consider myself a writer!
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 31/08/2026
Wait! Me, too! Is this allowed? Same place at the same time?!
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 29/08/2026
Castles don’t have phones!!!
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 14/08/2026
First public, but I already know of scores. Just from non-announced applicants.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 13/08/2026
Perhaps this is what #Karoline #Leavitt is doing. Seems legit.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 12/08/2026
Face tattoo? Because that's how you get pressured into getting a face tattoo...
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 12/08/2026
Wait. So she changed her name and we're expected to use it, when trans who do the same are deadnamed by law? Explain this to me.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 12/08/2026
I hacked in to your medical records. Your last MRI clearly shows 5 more in you. Three already in your brain, and two in your lower intestine, still not quite ready. You're welcome.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 10/08/2026
What are the odds?! Pretty close to 1:1 for you, now and again. Pretty close to extremely long for the other guy 😂
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 09/08/2026
I’ll tell everyone for the low low cost of one donut per person.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 09/08/2026
Make enough green energy and you have half the resources for your data centers. Solve cooling too and go to town.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 09/08/2026
Dusty. But not Burning Man dusty 🤣
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 07/08/2026
Sure, that’s legit. I’d consider SETI work at a significant pay cut. Good point.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 07/08/2026
$170k on a 1099 for seriously specialized knowledge? Um…
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 04/08/2026
Hack the planet!!!
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 27/07/2026
EDT
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 24/07/2026
I was thinking platform, but that’s a legit observation.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 24/07/2026
No Pitfall?! That’s the lowest of hanging fruit!
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 24/07/2026
How's it going, #Batman?
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 23/07/2026
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 22/07/2026
The house can call itself back to order without him if they want. They know this.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 22/07/2026
Sympathies for Matt Gaetz, I guess.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 21/07/2026
What about lunch?
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 21/07/2026
If those are your three favorite things, I know a man and a cat who are going to be sorely disappointed.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 18/07/2026
Does his oath bind the DOJ? I’d think not.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 17/07/2026
Fantastic! Sets a nice precedent for other nations to act against the US for climate change!
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 17/07/2026
I don’t shrug 😜 But I’m trying to remain focused.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 17/07/2026
I am far from a conspiracy theorist. But with Trump, every accusation is a confession. And the 2024 election had some interesting quirks. So... take all of these claims and apply them to 2024. Just look. Remember Trump saying that Musk understood voting machines better than anyone else? Just look.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 17/07/2026
I am far from a conspiracy theorist. But with Trump, every accusation is a confession. And the 2024 election had some interesting quirks. So... take all of these claims and apply them to 2024. Just look. Remember Trump saying that Musk understood voting machines better than anyone else? Just look.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 17/07/2026
I am far from a conspiracy theorist. But with Trump, every accusation is a confession. And the 2024 election had some interesting quirks. So... take all of these claims and apply them to 2024. Just look. Remember Trump saying that Musk understood voting machines better than anyone else? Just look.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 17/07/2026
I am far from a conspiracy theorist. But with Trump, every accusation is a confession. And the 2024 election had some interesting quirks. So... take all of these claims and apply them to 2024. Just look. Remember Trump saying that Musk understood voting machines better than anyone else? Just look.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 17/07/2026
I am far from a conspiracy theorist. But with Trump, every accusation is a confession. And the 2024 election had some interesting quirks. So... take all of these claims and apply them to 2024. Just look. Remember Trump saying that Musk understood voting machines better than anyone else? Just look.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 17/07/2026
I am far from a conspiracy theorist. But with Trump, every accusation is a confession. And the 2024 election had some interesting quirks. So... take all of these claims and apply them to 2024. Just look. Remember Trump saying that Musk understood voting machines better than anyone else? Just look.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 17/07/2026
2016 just fine. 2018 rigged! 2020 rigged in a hugely way! 2024 totally good, but nothing was fixed, so… Holy shit this is cognitive dissonance.
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 17/07/2026
But not 2016 or 2024. Imagine that!
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The Dogberry @bit.parts · 16/07/2026
This is theater. The dealers struck to give Tillis cover for voting yes. You would have a hard time convincing me otherwise.
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