Reposted by Bison the Great
this endpoint of capitalism we live in is not only spiritually draining on account of the immoral repugnance of the business class, but also relentlessly frustrating as we all watch them be *really bad at actually doing business*
![[abby looks confused, wearing an orange sweater that is slightly too big for them]
abby: "I literally already have a sweater...?"
vivian: "Awww, but you look so cute in this one! Like a little pumpkin."
abby: "Uh... it's a bit big."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qm6dcgp6jbi4wxijvauymzn7/bafkreif7j3ql3p6ajpptptbsumfexfzzkklkgqdum45qaailngk556c3s4)
![abby: "yeah, nah."
[she shapeshifts out of the sweater, letting it fall to the floor]
abby: "That's better."
vivian: "You coulda just taken it off."
abby: "I just did."
vivian: "yeah but- ...never mind."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qm6dcgp6jbi4wxijvauymzn7/bafkreih5j3dhwrtyo7waiyalcnkgpcsp2hbbzhd7vs5drifqavx2egikby)
![[vivian shows a carved pumpkin to abby]
vivian: "Abby, look! It's you!"
abby: "Oh, uh, cool. Is that what we were doing?"
vivian: "Yeah? What's yours look like?"
[abby reveals the pumpkin they have been working on. it has countless stab marks and a knife is sticking out of it at an awkward angle]
abby: "Uh..."
vivian: "Oh! Well, it's certainly, er... creative?"
abby: "Thanks. I think."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qm6dcgp6jbi4wxijvauymzn7/bafkreifiwh2iv3rvx2i446yrsttw2wrxfma44og6lysdkdyl3m2up3dcgq)
