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I have driven a Dodge Stratus!

@birney.bsky.social
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I just can't anymore. Avatar and background made with Stable Diffusion/Flux.

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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Retiring
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I have driven a Dodge Stratus! @birney.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
What if Columbo was loosely based on real crimes committed by celebrities that were forgiven because they starred on the show? Jack Cassidy must have been a maniac. He was the killer three times.
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Nadine Whitney @nadinewhitney.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Happy New Year from Dorothy Parker (and me).
Telegram sent by author Dorothy Parker to Robert Benchley on December 31st 1929. 

Text reads.

You come right over here and explain why they are having another year.
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
@beckybunzy.bsky.social itsa us, tonight!! ⚡⚡⚡™️
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I have driven a Dodge Stratus! @birney.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Was going to post about how awesome the yacht rock doc on max is, and this thread is pretty much what I was going to say. Even if you live and breathe this music you will learn something new.
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I have driven a Dodge Stratus! @birney.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Nice. Keep 'em coming - these are great. sfae.com/Artists/Davi... A gallery is selling signed prints of recreated album covers that Gabriel commissioned in 2010. Expensive, but not overly for something like this. The gallery is legit for high end prints - I have worked with them in the past.
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I have driven a Dodge Stratus! @birney.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I was not aware of this group or that it came out of blink-182. I like the album - and Secret Crowds is certainly a standout - going to put that one in rotation. Thanks for sharing that.
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Kevin Morgan @mrgan.com · 26/11/2024
What else is going on…… Oh, I made party sandwiches by baking focaccia in a bundt pan.
Two large, bundt-shaped sandwiches on a cutting board, with cropped people behind it. One sandwich is veggie, with roasted eggplant and peppers, arugula, hazelnut hummus, basil, half of it with cheese; the other is an Italian sandwich with mortadella, soppressata, provolone, mozzarella, giardiniera, arugula.
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I have driven a Dodge Stratus! @birney.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Good afternoon!
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 17/11/2024
When you refuse to pay for the expensive snacks at the cinema.
A classical painting of a man with a very large pant. Probably hiding a lot of snacks in there.
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I have driven a Dodge Stratus! @birney.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
I got one that is long enough to use while standing a couple of years ago and it is one of those things that I wish I had gotten sooner.
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I have driven a Dodge Stratus! @birney.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
It is epic! As you can see, mine is the best I can do with the ai (I can run it locally.)
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I have driven a Dodge Stratus! @birney.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
That avatar is certainly confident! How did you create that?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
Another miserable day working from home. Wearing comfortable clothes. Surrounded by all the things I could possibly need. Little dog sleeping by me. Every day this nightmare. I yearn for the office
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I have driven a Dodge Stratus! @birney.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
He has so many great albums and The Pretender is my favorite. His 80s political stuff is worth listening to as well. It often gets close to Bruce Cockburn’s If I Had A Rocket Launcher in tone.
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