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I have driven a Dodge Stratus!

@birney.bsky.social
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Retiring
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I have driven a Dodge Stratus! @birney.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
What if Columbo was loosely based on real crimes committed by celebrities that were forgiven because they starred on the show? Jack Cassidy must have been a maniac. He was the killer three times.
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Nadine Whitney @nadinewhitney.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Happy New Year from Dorothy Parker (and me).
Telegram sent by author Dorothy Parker to Robert Benchley on December 31st 1929. 

Text reads.

You come right over here and explain why they are having another year.
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
@beckybunzy.bsky.social itsa us, tonight!! ⚡⚡⚡™️
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I have driven a Dodge Stratus! @birney.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Was going to post about how awesome the yacht rock doc on max is, and this thread is pretty much what I was going to say. Even if you live and breathe this music you will learn something new.
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Kevin Morgan @mrgan.com · 26/11/2024
What else is going on…… Oh, I made party sandwiches by baking focaccia in a bundt pan.
Two large, bundt-shaped sandwiches on a cutting board, with cropped people behind it. One sandwich is veggie, with roasted eggplant and peppers, arugula, hazelnut hummus, basil, half of it with cheese; the other is an Italian sandwich with mortadella, soppressata, provolone, mozzarella, giardiniera, arugula.
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 17/11/2024
When you refuse to pay for the expensive snacks at the cinema.
A classical painting of a man with a very large pant. Probably hiding a lot of snacks in there.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
Another miserable day working from home. Wearing comfortable clothes. Surrounded by all the things I could possibly need. Little dog sleeping by me. Every day this nightmare. I yearn for the office
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