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Mr. Shift Key

@birdup21.bsky.social
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Husband, Father, Friend… Master Builder - Operative And Speculative I Capitalized The First Letter Of Every Word To Piss People Off.

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Mr. Shift Key @birdup21.bsky.social · 1h
I Thought This Movie Was SOOO Fuckin Ridiculous (Loved It) But Little Did I Know…
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Her: Theodore Discusses Samantha
ALT: Her: Theodore Discusses Samantha
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Mr. Shift Key @birdup21.bsky.social · 1h
Shoulda Stayed In Food And Beverage. To Much Flossing. Too Much Sam Rothstein.
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 4h
hahahhahahaa
longhorns down
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Mr. Shift Key @birdup21.bsky.social · 4h
DOWN GOES TEXAS!!!!
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Mr. Shift Key @birdup21.bsky.social · 4h
The Kicker Looks Tight. Like He Scared
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4 DAYS 'TIL ULTRON'S BYKE @rochardscott.bsky.social · 7h
The ONLY thing me and Trump share is the pure contempt for his followers.
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KMJeezy @kmjeezy.bsky.social · 11h
THEY DONT WATCH GAMES!
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Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 12h
Some how Black and Brown folks will be blamed.
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Mr. Shift Key @birdup21.bsky.social · 11h
Lost 600 Of Them Thangs And Now He Selling Mumbo Wing Plates Outside The White House 😭😭😭
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Aggressively Literate @thisiscooler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wild how he's able to speak up on social issues and he's still very rich and extremely popular.
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Mr. Shift Key @birdup21.bsky.social · 23h
It’s 1am And We Just Started Crooklyn With The Kids.
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Mr. Shift Key @birdup21.bsky.social · 23h
Why This BYU QB Wearing Number 47??? That’s A DISGUSTING Number For A QB? 😭😭😭 (I Looked Up WHY He Wears It)
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A Girl Still Has No Name @nyx-19.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It was FASFA in my house😂😂
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Mr. Shift Key @birdup21.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
These Bananas Foster French Toast 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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Mr. Shift Key @birdup21.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is It Bad That I Googled His Name With Trump Before I Responded? Anyway, He Was An AVID Trump Supporter
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Packwatch Ripbozo
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Mr. Shift Key @birdup21.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Had To Use A Lil AI To Make Sure I Ain’t Trippin… WHY Is The Gumbo On The Little People Side, Brother?!? 😭😭😭
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Really doesn’t seem like a mystery to me. Aside from talent, he’s one of the few leading with corruption & authoritarianism & accountability, while also clearly linking that to affordability & Kitchen Table Issues. It really isn’t very puzzling. See also: Khan, the Great, of the Northern Steppes.
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KMJeezy @kmjeezy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He’s mastering not being a bitch Bill.
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Mr. Shift Key @birdup21.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dark Shadows Golden Girls Walker Texas Ranger In The Heat Of The Night
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Mr. Shift Key @birdup21.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nah I’m Putting Latinos Next To White Women On The Voter Reliability Scale. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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DaBean. @honeybadger10.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We don’t need to look to sharia law. We had slavery.
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Something is really wrong with Pete Hegseth and the white people of America that enabled him.
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Mr. Shift Key @birdup21.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Parable Of The Sower / Talents Is REALLY Close. Doesn’t Necessarily Describe “Trump” But He And MAGA Are Very Much Present In Those Books. There Are Too Many Parallels.
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Mr. Shift Key @birdup21.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahqhqhqhqhqhqhqhq
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KMJeezy @kmjeezy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Somebody do one of those art things.
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Ev @nerditry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They’re all broke. It’s all a pyramid scheme.
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Mr. Shift Key @birdup21.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Funny I Ran Across This Video On IG Right Before Seeing This. Dudes Be Wanting All The Benefits Without The Commitment. The Train Can’t Leave The Station If You Got The Door Open With One Foot On The Platform. Titles Are Important Because They Establish Standards And Expectations.
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Mr. Shift Key @birdup21.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Y’all Was Gatekeeping Mobland!!!
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
susan dell looks like the last person to see hansel and gretel alive.
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KMJeezy @kmjeezy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yall dont call these dudes ugly near enough
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Mr. Shift Key @birdup21.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How My Lil Dodgers Fan Watches The Game 😭😭😭
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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor.
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BIG CHEECH CAKE @chelsisright.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m Black.
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Mr. Shift Key @birdup21.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Lane Johnson Retired. Fuck!!
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Mr. Shift Key @birdup21.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Lady At End Got Me CRYINNNN 😭😭😭😭
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KMJeezy @kmjeezy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He better pomade to a 3rd down conversion!
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Mr. Shift Key @birdup21.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She Looked At That Woman’s Smile And Calm Demeanor And Did NOT See The Red Flags 😭😭😭 That Lady Looks Like My Little Sister, Rocky. Rocky Also Handles Situations Like This With A Smile 🤣🤣🤣
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Mr. Shift Key @birdup21.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That Man Has 3 Supreme Court Justices. We Will NEVER Be Done With Trump.
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Bitching While Beige @linluv5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Let me know when it's the end of the end.
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Mr. Shift Key @birdup21.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whole Office Smelling Like The Front Row Of The Greater Ebenezer Rock Of Jericho Missionary Baptist Church 😭😭😭
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Zaquelle LaBelle @zaquelle-labelle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And they got it back and all its raggedy ass glory! 
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4 DAYS 'TIL ULTRON'S BYKE @rochardscott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump stopped debating Kamala and still won’t the presidency. I hope voters know better this time.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I cannot stress enough that ICE is acting the way cops have acted for years. These are just "starlight tours" for Indigenous teens applied to the rest of the population.
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Mr. Shift Key @birdup21.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I Just Want To Point Out That If We Had Gotten The Penn State And Cornell Headlines Out Of, Let’s Say, Howard And Clark-Atlanta… The Conversations On HERE And Elsewhere Would Be MUCH Much Different…
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Keep That Same Energy
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KMJeezy @kmjeezy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Walking Dead
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Mr. Shift Key @birdup21.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If White People Like It, I Love it 🤷🏾‍♂️ Y’all Wanted Yalls Lil Country Back 🤷🏾‍♂️
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KMJeezy @kmjeezy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We have to start telling these people that Hitler would have made them into soap.
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Rent’em Spoons 🥄 🥄 @taastee.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
It’s very black and white to me! I don’t apologize for it either!
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Christopher Adams @currychicken71.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here is the whitewashing. No mention that he molested boys. Or that he was republican.
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Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Because WHY are y’all discussing the attractiveness of the cast of Living Single because a bunch of boys that look like they live under a bridge made stupid comments?
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