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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast

@birdrodent.bsky.social
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30 she/they | antifa supersoldier serum user | bad at stuff | Chicago | lobbyist for Big Lez | certified Fun Aunt | but doctor I am Pagliacci

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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 57s
Casting beautifying incantations (shaving my legs) in preparation for the witches’ coven (alt) tomorrow
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 27m
🎶 I've never been there But I know the way I'm going to go back there someday 🎵
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 12h
i stg my birth mother implanted a chip in my brain, she always knows when I’m getting too happy and has to intervene
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 15h
I’m gonna be climbing 🥲
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 16h
Ngl you got my ass that’s so fair
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 16h
What a fine predicament I’ve found myself in
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 20h
Climbed today while recovering from illness, still got a few v3’s I’d been struggling with
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Netty pots are a trip dawg salt water isn’t supposed to be up there
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 11/10/2026
someone really hated this little freak
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Update: throat still feeling pretty unpleasant. Someone remind me to replace my apartment’s air filter
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Is girl an instrument?
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Kinda ironic I got sick the weekend I played the game about the fungus that turns you into a Zamboni
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Been feeling like an absolute crap sandwich for most of the day and really, really hoping it’s just a day bug
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Permitting some rambling, tangential themes, and personal anecdotes I’m pretty confident I could write a 5,000 word essay and/or orate an hour-long lecture on the one-minute-and-eight-second-long song Esperanto by Pat Schneeweis’ Friends in Real Life
open.spotify.com
Esperanto
Friends In Real Life · New Practices · Song · 2026
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In truth I’ve successfully avoided all discussion of the second game for years aside from several people telling me some variety of “it’s polarizing”
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Re-finished the first Last of Us Remastered. Ye that game’s really cool, I sure hope the sequel doesn’t have any controversial narrative decisions
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bizzy! @babyinformation.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
for lease: baby apartment
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emma @anomalo-caris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
why don't the white sox simply hit the ball and not strike out. are they stupid
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Been hanging with this girl recently who brings a sort of ‘beats me the fuck up’ vibe to the function that I do really like
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🏳️‍🌈🚲Cole🚄🚟 @coleurbanist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
CTA was already prepared for this years ago and we never acted on it
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Replaying the first Last of Us and meticulously rubbing my face across every wall of every environment because there’s Collectibles and I have Brain Problems
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
hiii
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did someone say gay women?
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
2 weeks til nyc :^)
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cta @chicagocta.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
follow us for more relationship advice 👍
If your girl...
-Travels all over the city with you
-picks you up
-opens the door for you
That's not your girl
that's a bus
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Pabuela 🎃 @pabuela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🎃 'tis the season to be... what are we, actually?
A redheaded girl is sitting at a cafe table on a date with a pumpkin. She looks disappointed. The pumpkin says "I deeply value the time we spend together, I just don't think I'm ready for such a major commitment."

The woman is a slender gal with curly orange hair reaching her arms. She's wearing thick transparent-framed glasses, has freckles. She's wearing a simple choker, light orange bracelets, rings, a black armless frilled dress with a white belt. Her dress has a bright orange interior, framing her light orange leggings with pumpkins printed all over. She's wearing loose black boots. She's drinking a tequila sunrise.

The pumpkin is sat upon the table itself. He's drinking a moscow mule. He has a hole carved on his side, from which he is smoking a cigarette.

Signed Pab 2026. Any and all AI use is prohibited without my approval.
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 25/02/2026
Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix
A poem in the shape of the artist beating Henry Kissinger to death, full text can be found on the website Taco Bell Quarterly
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Other lesbians you get a pass this is for the straights and bisexuals only
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy lesbian day please send your favorite lesbian (me) $5 my venmo is also @birdrodent
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The underground skyboxed themed mall in the Vegas Caesar’s palace would agree
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Idk why anyone likes rammstein
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What came first: radiators or radiatori?
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seconded
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nothing in particular I was just curious about the etiquette
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What’s the etiquette on reskeeting your own skeet because it should’ve gotten more likes
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What’s the etiquette on reskeeting your own skeet because it should’ve gotten more likes
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If theoretically speaking I got some better gaming hardware what newish pretty games are worth playing? Death Stranding 2 is at the front of the list rn
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treegirl (halloween joke) @treegirl.it.com · 15/08/2023
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Woman pleading and begging me not to take a post-gym shower before she gets the chance to smell me
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I live like 1/2 block from the north hairpin of the route and it’s kinda fun to see but wowzers does it kinda shut down the ability to leave my house easily
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m a woman with food service experience, I know better than to get entangled with line cooks
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Inadvertently revealed to the Windy City men that I live across the street while futching it up
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t enjoy any part of running but I am really good at dissociating so my enjoyment isn’t really relevant if I simply deny myself the choice to not run
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Puffball mushroom! Apparently quite edible, assuming that is what it is
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why yes
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I went to a show at Bottom Lounge tonight and you were all there
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey gang anyone remember the Finishing Keith Haring’s Unfinished Painting With AI discourse cycle from a few seasons back
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Egg Man’s audience being Egg City has a poetry to it
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Char-Broiled Chicken Breast @birdrodent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Crazy ass prog dreams got hands 😵‍💫
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