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jordyn 🦬

@birdjay.bsky.social
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she/her. mom of two little shits. i love to read. no AI ever. don't fuck with my lgbtq+ friends. let's go buffalo! #billsmafia

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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 7h
That did not help things, that's for sure.
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 7h
It felt like it was building towards some really cool battle or mystery or SOMETHING. we received nothing. not a goddamn thing.
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 7h
I think it was HBO that wanted the True Detective show, actually but yeah for the most part that is a correct statement.
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 8h
the last episode was so lame. nothing happened. no consequences. no cool magic. i really enjoyed the rest of the show, but the way they wrapped it up was not satisfying at all.
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 8h
anyone else watch lanterns? i loved it so much....until the last episode. would love to discuss with someone..........
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 10h
our defense has been a problem for years. i don't understand why it's STILL A PROBLEM.
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 14h
the sky was gorgeous this morning.
a picture of the sunrise over Amherst by
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 15h
pikachub
Fat pikachu
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Pope BoniSkeetz of Avignon @tjay56.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bills
Hahahaha

This sucks, man.
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
of course we lose our first game this season to this fucking team
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wonder if Josh’s knee is still bothering him from last week otherwise why hasn’t he been running?
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
why are we playing like such ass today
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christopher hyzy @christopherhyzy.com · 04/10/2026
Buffalo sports teams and playing down to their opponents. Name a better duo.
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Carmelo Star @carmelostar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Death, taxes, and useless Bills screen passes.
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Anthony @buffalonomenon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hold. On. To. The. BALL.
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me, right before this play: “just don’t do anything stupid.” Proceeds to fumble. 🎉
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
where the hell is our defense
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t tell you how many times the Dad Big Claps woke me up as a kid. I vividly remember being dead asleep and waking up to my dad happily celebrating some sporting event.
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I almost did the Dad Big Claps after we recovered that. Baby girl is supposed to be napping. 😵‍💫
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ooo don't threaten me with a good time
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what a dumb hat
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Or, hear me out, they're staying bc they know they're not going to find anything better bc no one is hiring. They're stuck.
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i need: - a nap - the fall of the patriarchy - $15,000 - to have 3 litters of kittens put on my lap
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Jenny @ hhhnnnnggg @slowedmountains.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For the protection of the berry patch
Drawing of a wingless green dragon sat under an abstract tree
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BEB @not-ur-beb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fix this man’s shoulder expeditiously
alex lyon wielding a sabre and looking goofy
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Household debt at a record high. Student loan defaults at a record high. Credit card debt at a near record high. Meanwhile, corporate profits are the highest they’ve ever been. CEOs are paid 325x more than their typical workers. U.S. billionaire wealth is up 30% in a year. It's unsustainable.
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyone else feel like this
A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the argument for women should know better than to go into a rape den like a frat house, explain to me why a rape house like a fraternity is allowed to exist at all.
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
holy shit that looks delicious
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ken Paxton offered plea deals to at least 10 students accused of raping their classmates.
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the new kindle paperwhite signature with the button case is.........tempting unfortunately.
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
parent-teacher night was last night, and ohhhhh it was wonderful to hear how much my son's teacher enjoys him being in her class!! she has a son with adhd too, so she knows exactly how to handle him. it made us feel so much more comfortable with school.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they say living well is the best revenge and that's true, but if we're all being honest seeing bad things happen to people you hate is also pretty high up on the list
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Pope BoniSkeetz of Avignon @tjay56.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good morning to my fellow Sabres fans, and my fellow Sabres only.
Goose chasing someone meme but he’s yelling about the Sabres season opener with a Sabres hat on
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the buffalo sabres mascot sabretooth overlaid a newscaster. the bottom says we have never been so back. it is stupid.
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Birthday, Madeline!
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
its been a hot minute since i've checked out netgalley. i just scrolled through the sci-fi/fantasy section. holy shit the ai use on covers is egregious lately.
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what kind!
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A small game for everyone. Can you find: 4 paper clips 2 hats 1 battery 2 keys 2 Bulbasaurs 2 pens Please don't spoil it for everyone else.
a very hastily made game of I spy at someone's desk. there's a desk goose, two funko pops, and two Toothless dragons from How to Train your Dragon
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish Large Man would punch a very specific set of people right now but that would get him arrested.
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Beca Dreadful 🖤🌙 @becadreads.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ALT text is important even if you don't use a screen reader because right now, bsky isn't loading any photos for me and I'm only getting by reading ALT text. Please use it, its just a quick moment of your time to have your posts be more accessible.
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A small game for everyone. Can you find: 4 paper clips 2 hats 1 battery 2 keys 2 Bulbasaurs 2 pens Please don't spoil it for everyone else.
a very hastily made game of I spy at someone's desk. there's a desk goose, two funko pops, and two Toothless dragons from How to Train your Dragon
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🩸 Juniper 🩸 @insanguinewrit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the problem with having adhd is that you have adhd
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
omg i loooooooooooooooove that book
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hi alix!! thank you for writing some seriously gorgeous books!! i don't want to be creepy, but you seem like a genuinely cool and good person, so hi (again!)
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can do this!
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patthepublican2 @patthepublican2.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
IT WAS NEVER THE IMMGRANTS IN SMALL BOATS The world is 700% richer than in 1970 but the average person is only 8% richer Because the richest 0.01% are 4000% richer We are all being robbed every second of every day, and it doesn't matter how much profit or growth there is It will never reach you
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s so funny that people were like “OMG a 2PM Oval Office announcement, is Trump going to end the war in Iran or invade Cuba?!?!” and it turns out, no, he’s just going to rant about how good the economy is + how elections are rigged and then fall asleep
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jordyn 🦬 @birdjay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We have never used that at our house, so unfortunately, I don't know! We've never had an issue with any of their products staining anything, though, so its probably fine!
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