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heaven's cate

@birdgehrl.bsky.social
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red-to-blue state abortionista • sociolinguistics of cult/hcg identity researcher • ~certified~ beertender • occasional actor • 37, antifa, uff da, adhd et al., terminally online, 1312, 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈, opinions my own

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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ NEW TRIXIE MATTEL MUSIC, NOT A DRILL!🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
...shit, what the fuck am i going to wear for this clinic receptionist interview? i don't have any scrubs or much of what would be considered "business casual," most of my wardrobe is brewery shirts, tights, and a black tennis skort that would def be too short to be appropriate how do fashion?
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
another pretty good first-round interview, hell yeah hell yeah
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
idk which glp-1 this woman is on and genuinely i would not mention it except that this bitch deigned to take advice from phyllis schafly and is the 40+ year old face desperately clinging to what she grew as a "student" movement so i hope she's as insecure about her turkey neck as she deserves to be
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
so afraid i have made a huge fucking mistake
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
had another good interview today for a clinic receptionist job, can i get a hell yeah
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I HAVE A REALLY GOOD FEELING ABOUT THAT INTERVIEW!!!!!!
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
second round in-person interview tomorrow!
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
officially am a public transit knitter now
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
have a good feeling about my interview today, i hope this one pans out
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
checking out a german food place tonight, torn between stroganoff and schnitzel...
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
if you are on facetime at a bar without headphones on you should be dragged out into the street and fucking shot, for real for real.
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
can you tell what my favorite color is
my knitting, my purse, and my manicure are all similar shades of deep green (also featuring the army green lucky cat print bag i bought when i went to japan in 2009)
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
old-lady-maxxing tonight with g&ts and knitting while the traditional irish music group meets for their weekly jam sesh
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a lovely rainy september morning calls for knitting with coffee and a kouign aman 🗣️🗣️
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i hope it works out but why do i have this feeling i'll be the one to pick up the pieces again and idk if i want to
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i need something to work out for me sooner rather than later, plzkthx
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
last weekend i decided that this friday i would check out the goth club i did not realize that meant i would be going to ground zero on 9/11
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
left the rifle wrapped in a towel in front of the tv, can't wait to see an empty mag on kirkmas morning
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
a question for the ages that i will ponder on sleepless nights at 4a.m.
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i have an interview for a management position at a dispensary tomorrow and i have no idea what to wear? help 🫪
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
so disappointed. god dammit.
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
going to the fair today :3 i don't think i've been to the mn state fair as an adult, looking forward to seeing crop art, sculpted butter, knitted stuff, and Large Vegetables™️ as well as stuffing my face, naturally
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i made a pie
strawberry chocolate and pistachio pie, first dessert i made in my new apartment
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: the decemberists weezer ghost wardruna weird al trixie mattel of montreal wheeler walker jr. phoebe bridgers band of horses
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
can someone please show me how i can remove the two blank pages that have somehow become attached to my resume on google docs, nothing i have tried will get rid of them! i feel so fucking stupid!
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i didn't realize how close my new place was to where alex pretti was shot. the place i decided to try for dinner was right in front. i stood for a bit at the memorial, embarrassed i didn't even have a pen or sharpie on me like i normally do when i go out. (next time i'll bring flowers).
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
me, knitting a new complicated pattern: gosh, i have gotten so much better at this since the last time i made this kind of lace, reading my stitches has gotten so much easier me, knitting :oh wait i made a HUGELY obvious mistake... five rows ago😭 i'm gonna attempt yarn surgery before i rip it all
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i hate feeling like i'm being lied to
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
AND NOW kusama yayoi?! mx. reaper i believe you and i need to have a conversation
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
honoring both dolly and tim by dressing up as a big tittied clown
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i officially miss the brewery/my coworkers/having something to do for money
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
a T H I C C C C C wagyu chuck eye for $25? don't mind if i do, tyvm
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I COME OUT OF MY THERAPY APPOINTMENT TO THIS?!
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
dolly parton died of big natural causes
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
not dolly! 😭
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
like what do you MEAN i can get a freshly baked kouign aman and a thai iced coffee every morning less than 200 steps from where i sleep
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i was joking last month when i said i'd never see you again, and you laughed but you didn't correct me apparently i was right in spite of myself
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ada and carl 🥹
two sleepy cats on a plush blue and purple blanket. in the foreground my female orange cat, ada lovelace. she is cuddled up against my white and black male cat, carl sagan
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
FINALLY found* chicken of the woods!!!!! *in the bougie co-op with the most insane variety of fresh mushrooms i've ever seen in one place
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i still feel like i'm on vacation instead of this really genuinely being my life now
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
tell me your favorite absolutely bizzare pop music fact? here's mine the 1998 goo goo dolls song "slide" is about a catholic teenager who gets an abortion
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
a beautiful day to go to the obon festival at the conservatory :) i'm excited to look at the textiles at the vendor market (genuine kimono! shibori! sashiko! nerd out time!) and eat a stupid amount of japanese food before the lantern launch
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
yay going to obon at the zoo/conservatory tomorrow :)
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
why do i care so much about people who don't seem to extend the same amount of effort on me
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
working on my resume which is a 1000% guaranteed depression/anxiety spiral trigger for me straight up not having a good time, etc.
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
first meal cooked in my new place: reverse seared pork chop with oyster mushrooms and broccolini over spaghetti alfredo
the aforementioned meal on a white and blue plate
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heaven's cate @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
my first saturday night of unemployment (fuck) but in a real city (yay!) walked a few blocks on a lovely evening, bought a cheap legal (extremely dank) joint, walked a few more blocks, bought some beautiful produce and pork chops, walked home, gonna cook the first meal in my new place hell. yeah.
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