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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Flyers fans are so fucking goofy. "omg they called up jack studnicka matvei for sure is getting traded" ok.....let's examine the difference between a 27 year old ahl lifer and matvei freakin michkov
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Unfollowing every flyersblr crash out king/queen on Tumblr and suddenly that site doesn't make me mad as hell every time i look at it! Crazy how that works
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Rushing to work for 9:30pm shift i forgot about, 16% battery for nothingburger open ice on a Friday night that ends at 12:30AM FUCKING KILL ME
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Kiwi🥝 @kiwisodas.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I wish to be gentle 🌟
A crayon drawing of a fox, it is sitting peacefully with its eyes close in green grass with stars around it and it says “I wish to be gentle” next to it
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Type A Jock Business School is me and the other girl in our group project getting tired during class after group work time and going ok we just need to marinate on this overnight. and then continuing to work on our group project for another 30 minutes
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Elizabeth Wrigley-Field @wrigleyfield.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My Minnesota friends have already seen this, but I keep thinking about it and want more people outside our state to, too.
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
los tigres del mar 🦈🦈🐅🐅
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
fumbling badly
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fell for those damn mello ads
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every academic on planet earth is pissing me off while I have probably a medically inadvisable amount of antihistamine medication in me
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Erin @hissingbooth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
two guys got into a fight at a Wawa this morning and one of them shot the other in the head. absolutely terrifying, but i was like “Wawa’s a sacred place, like a church, you can’t just go in there and kill someone, what the fuck.”
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cold quitting coffee has been brutal but things are starting to get better in week two. Unfortunately I have discovered that if i quit drinking coffee, i can't substitute nothing for it. will have to start eating actual breakfast again and not just half an uncrustable ugh.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
KEEP TALKING - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELLATIN RIDEN A EVIL MOTOCYCLE "KEEP TALKING MOTHER FUCKER , I WANT TO HEAR THE REST OF YOUR STORY, I AM SORRY I INTERRUPTED " - SORRY, MY BAD - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Also every single day i find out more and more how much everyone hated the person who has my job before me and how little she actually did and how bad she was at all of it. And it's super awkward bc i see her around constantly and she just. seems to have no idea 😭
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I hope this sorority knows their bake sale is the only thing keeping me going in life rn
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Losing his touring band lmaoooooo
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That's gonna be an lol from me dawg.
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Anthony Hurd @anthonyhurd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Your rope or mine? - 16z20” open edition charity print benefiting Way Out West Film Fest . 50% of all proceeds go to our local queer film festival.
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
when you take a quiz without doing the reading and then you do poorly on the quiz and go back to do the reading like fuuuuuuck i guess the quiz to test the reading really did require doing the reading
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
???? READ ALT TEXT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEAN WHO CANT REMEMBER WHAT THERE SUPPOSE TO BE DOING , AT WORK , AT HOME, IN A GAME, DOSENT MATTER, HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO KEEP EVERYTHING STRAIGHT, EVERY DAY 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD DO AUTOMATICALLY AND 10 NEW THINGS YOU HAVE TO FIT IN YOUR DAY TOO, AND NOW A GUY IN TOWN WANT'S ME TO GO TO SOME OTHER AREA AND RETRIVE AN ITEM FOR HIM???? AND IDK THE GUY AND IDK WHY HE WANTS ME TO DO IT????? HE LOOKED AT MY DUMB ASS AND SAID THIS IS THE GUY TO FIND A MYSTERIOUS AMULET IN THE WOODS AND BRING IT BACK TO HIM , WHY WOULDENT I KEEP IT? DOES HE JUST THINK IM TO STUPID TO STEAL THE AMULET? WHAT COULD HE PAY ME THAT WOULD BE WORTH MORE THEN A AMULET????? ANY WAY DA TEXT "I FORGOT WHAT MY FUCKEN QUEST WAS, PROBLY SOME TREASURE? FORCED TO FIGHT RATS EVEN THOUGH ITS THERE CAVE, RETURN AN ITEM TO A GUY OR A PRINCESS? A GUY I DONT KNOW WHATS ME TO KILL A SECOND GUY I DONT KNOW? GREAT A STEARCASE THAT GOES DOWN TO A HARDER LEVEL " AND THATS ONE MORE THING I DONT CARE WHAT KIND OF FANTASTY WORLD IM IN ,DO NOT ASK ME TO KILL ANOTHER GUY, THE BEST FANTASY I HAVE IS KILLING NO GUYS, THE WORST NIGHTMARES I HAVE ARE WHEN I HAVE TO FIGHT A GUY, ALL I WANT IS 1 FUCKEN QUEST WHERE I CAN JUST BEAT SOMEONE AT CARD'S AND THEN I GET THE ITEM I WANT, ITS NOT REALISTIC TO ASK ME TO COMMIT ACTS THAT CHANGE MY LIFE FOREVER JUST TO PROGRESS A STORY , AND AFTER ALL THAT I DONT EVEN OWN THE FUCKEN VIDEO GAME? THERE SAYING I HAVE A LICENSE TO PLAY IT BUT I DONT OWN IT?????? THIS IS THE LAST ADVENTURE I GO ON - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
therapist got way too excited about me mentioning crushes
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Philip @necron99.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
Remembering that time Swerve modeled for Seattle Shibari 🤼
A black and white photo of Swerve Strickland tied up with Japanese shibari ropes while modeling for Seattle ShibariColor photo of Swerve Strickland's back bound in red Japanese shibari rope from a photo shoot with Seattle Shibari
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
loving grad school but the immediate and violent return to a caffeine addiction has been brutal
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"it's been 20 years since we released robbers & cowards! :D" don't
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
SEE U IN THE TREE'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A MAD SKLETEAN "ITS TOO HARD TO BE ALIVE, WE SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS, WE SOULD BE EATING THE PEOPLE WHO SET EVERYTHING UP THIS WAY " - ITS HARD TO WAKE UP ITS HARD TO GO TO SLEEP ITS HARD TO EAT ITS HARD TO STOP EATING ITS HARD TO ESCAPE THE FLUORESCENT LIGHTING AND THE BUZZ OF THE SURVEILLANCE GRID THAT SURROUNDS US , THE COMPUTER ONCE OUR BEST FRIEND HAS TURNED TO A BOOT ON OUR NECK , WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? COMPLAIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your photo roll.
Philadelphia skyline at dusk
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The swagger is just insane
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Fernando Tatis Jr. with the coldest grand slam robbery I have ever seen in my life
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"i believe i already clarified this with you" if you clarified it i wouldn't be askingggggggggg
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
none of them if there is a hockey god that is good
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Did 3 pressing things on the 11 item to do list of incredibly pressing things, all three of which cumulatively took maybe 40 minutes. Time to take a 3 hour break.
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What’s that breed of dog that can cook for itself and pay its own rent and utilities?
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Your Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Woke up SO evil oh my god. Like unfathomably foul mood. I think i'm just sick of doing all this alone!
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Gender Census @gendercensus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Another survey-based research project, not mine this time - they want to know your name-choosing story. :)
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Mercedes Moné is so fun to watch not just because she is a great wrestler, but because even when she is beating someone's ass she just looks like she is having so much fun at her job. Even when she is having a screaming meltdown she seems like she is just having the time of her life and loving it
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Braden Hache supremacy
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American Hockey League @theahl.com · 25/07/2026
Our 2025-26 Ironmen💪
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
THREAD OF PLACES TO ACCESS FOOD 🧵 Please spread the word on and off this website, because people are dealing with real hunger issues now.
foodfinder.us
Food Pantries of America - Welcome to FoodFinder!
At FoodFinder you can search the food pantries that are closer to you. Explore the map and enter your zip code to learn which ones are available.
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
sitting at my desk for two hours too anxious to work my cope ahead plan printed out in front of me to deal with anxiety, but i'm sure that's not a sign or anything
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i bet it feels good as fuck to be an orca
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
trying to sign up for volunteering at an ultra around my buddy who is running it like ok do you think you'll take the full 30 hours or should i plan for less so i can take you back to the hotel immediately <- do not ask this!!!
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American Hockey League @theahl.com · 21/07/2026
847 AHL games later... Over a 14-year professional career comes to a close today for Andrew Agozzino. Wishing you a happy and healthy retirement! 🔗: bit.ly/3RmNjmK
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Present & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
This site will select a Rothko based on the weather where you are, just choose your location. rothko.joonas.wtf
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The emergency vet called Baja beautiful, which is the first time that word has ever been uttered by anyone ever about that specific animal
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i think the first wrestler to watch tampopo and see the egg kiss scene, he or she or they are going to have a creative breakthrough so violent it will take out all the powerlines in whatever city they are in
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Gender Census @gendercensus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The 13th annual international Gender Census 2026 is now open until at least 13th August 2026! survey.gendercensus.com It's for anyone whose gender (or lack thereof) isn't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy. #LGBTQ
Promotional image. Title: Gender Census 2026. Text: If you can't easily put yourself into just one of these two boxes, you are invited to take part. Images: On the left, a box with a Venus/female symbol on it, patterned with tree bark. On the right, a box with a Mars/male symbol on it, patterned with grass.
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Verify your age" next year my ao3 account will be old enough to be eligible for the nhl draft
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Goose @birdcage.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I briefly considered a career in the federal govt with an eye on the state dept as a young person, but got too scared they'd find my Band of Brothers fanfic. Prev repost is so real
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