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NTEU ACT @nteuact.bsky.social · 16h
It's time to escalate our bargaining campaign at #ANU. If you're not already a @nteunion.bsky.social member, you need to join today. www.nteu.au/join
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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 20h
A bad tradie blames their tools but this is often because a good tradie: 🔨has good tools and keeps them in good working order 🔨knows what tool to use when and how 🔨knows all the different ways you can fuck something up and avoids them 🔨has earned the right to blame the apprentice #dadposts
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damned VIPs!
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Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 01/10/2026
An update to Google Maps has revealed the extent of devastation during the three-year Gaza war and the severity of the continuing humanitarian crisis faced by the territory’s 2.3 million inhabitants. Read more: www.theguardian.com/world/2...
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New cat just dropped en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilcayo
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Sea Scøpe @seascope27.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Credit Carp
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sir, this is the UN
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New — I had the opportunity to see NAZA, the documentary freaking out the Israeli government because of its horrifying firsthand descriptions of the way the IDF has used AI to target and massacre Palestinian civilians. My thoughts on the film’s damning revelations, and the banality of evil:
thehandbasket.co
I saw the documentary the Israeli government doesn’t want you to see
'NAZA' dispels once and for all the myth that the IDF didn't target civilians in Gaza.
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reilly 🐾 @poss.dog · 17/09/2026
A Venn diagram. The outer circles read dog, car, and husband. The intersection of dog and car is horse. The intersection of dog and husband is werewolf. The intersection of car and husband is centaur. The intersection of all three is dragon.
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sadly, there's not a lot of advice out there on proving the haters right, though there are some notable unintentional examples. If anyone has any tips, please share them!
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've spent the last couple of decades of my life trying to prove the haters wrong, and the world is now in a precarious situation. I'm not certain the two things are related, but I've decided to spend the next two decades trying to vindicate the haters, just in case.
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I haven't seen any proof that a perpetual Mackle machine is impossible
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Naomi Klein @naomiaklein.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Since it can be hard to believe that political and corporate elites would actively give up on our shared future on this singular planet, we made a short film so folks can hear from the end timers and judge for themselves. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Naomi Klein and Astra Taylor: the future according to end times fascism
In a new video, Klein and Taylor outline a ominous evolution taking shape on the far right – and how to stay loyal to this planet and each other
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Alanna Smith @alannamode.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Threatening we'll "get left behind" doesn't work when the destination is somewhere we don't want to go Like brother if the place you're going is a hellscape where everything sucks, I insist on being left behind. My ideal outcome is being left behind. Sign me up for never following you anywhere
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
in which i take a lot of words and quoted wwi diaries to say i like vegemite better than marmite: buttondown.com/theswordandt...
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Notable Sandwiches #149: Vegemite
Welcome back to Notable Sandwiches, the feature where my editor David Swanson and I eat our way through Wikipedia’s List of Notable Sandwiches. This week, an...
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
These signs arrive in the evening in my time zone, so I just pick the interpretation to match the day I had
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Like blonde hair 🤮
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
International rules based order followers in shambles
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Enpoopification
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tell me about a complicated woman
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The kid really did have bad vibes
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Tom O'Shea @tomoshea.org · 30/08/2026
Zach Mander image in which a Richard Scarry illustration of clothed animals carrying a cat in a bathtub is accompanied by the caption: "The tradition of all dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brains of the living."
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I wonder if anyone's got ChatGPT praying for them
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm building a series of lead pipes to send all my information through
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'll bet sharks are wondering why humans stick their feet into the water
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
More proof that it was invented in the US
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yes, we're always congratulating ourselves on being culturally superior
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Close Encounters of the Richard Kind
Still from the movie Close Encounters of the Third Kind showing a tall skinny alien with light behind it while a person stands before it with their hand up shielding the light. The aliens head has been replaced with that of actor Richard Kind
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Dr Liz Allen @drdemography.com · 24/08/2026
Statement on ANU apology for ‘indefensible treatment’
I am pleased with the resolution agreed with the Australian National University. I look forward to helping the University rebuild trust, and helping to ensure that what happened to me is not the experience of future whistleblowers.
I would like to thank: my lawyer Dougal Hurley who has worked tirelessly in pursuit of accountability, my friends in parliament and academia, and my husband and family whose unwavering support sustained me.
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Also do some training if you can
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This vintage 1938 world map is centered around Sydney, Australia. Since it was published by Qantas, it also shows travel distance to all parts of the world. Great piece. Zoomable high-res version here: buff.ly/9Esk0vX
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
How to attract programmer elves to maintain my code?
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Nobody can post like you though. What is money compared to that?
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I love the sinister birthday cake
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skelly @skellytonne.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
May thy bobo rust and go unhonken
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I've only gotten it once or twice but could never figure out how it was even possible to bite it
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
youtu.be
'Weird Al' Yankovic: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Artificial intelligence is an oxymoron
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Bi King Gent 👑 💖💜💙 @thesnarkygent.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Sorceror inscribing runes into a summoning diagram: "You are a wise spirit who will advise me on the arcane arts. You will not deceive me. You will not utter any Baleful Words to corrupt me. You are helpful and courteous. You will not betray me."
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
At least on the sides they're for prey perverts and not predator perverts
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Great episode, but the conversation took some extra concentration to follow 😅
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
That's the cold stream of weebism
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I can only hope that this is the beginning of a long and bewildering arc
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
That dill must be about ready to start worshiping the Pah wraiths by now
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
That's why it's so hard to get ships through
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 09/10/2025
Higgledy piggledy Timothée Chalamet Has a name meriting Endless design Much like his forerunner Benedict Cumberbatch: Hexasyllabically, Easy to rhyme
tweet from childish branzino @absflora:
timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
in which we discuss -a thousand years of japanese pescatarianism -emperor meiji eats beef -ramen and black markets -the rise of japanese worcestershire sauce buttondown.com/theswordandt...
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Notable Sandwiches #145: Yakisoba-Pan
Welcome back to Notable Sandwiches, the feature where my editor David Swanson and I slip messily through Wikipedia’s List of Notable Sandwiches. This week, a...
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
IT'S REAL! IT EXISTS! YOU CAN BUY IT! mplwdnoveltycistern.etsy.com/listing/4551...
Preview image of a red bumper sticker . The bumper sticker reads

KEEP HONKING!
I HAVE FOUND MYSELF
BEHIND THE WHEEL OF
A LARGE AUTOMOBILE

There are two figures facing away from each other, wearing suits, in an exaggerated "dance" pose. Small versions of the same figures form a border around the sticker. Speech bubbles from three of them say "Well... how did I get here?," "How do I work this?," "Where is that large automobile?"
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Rafael Moco @rafaelmoco.art · 06/08/2026
bluscai as vezes é puro cinema
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Bird noises @bird-noises.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A meritocracy? In this economy!?
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