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FoxBear

@foxbear.bsky.social
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Often NSFW. He/him. Kentuckian. Unrepentant boat-rocker. Bear, leatherman & sadistic pervert. Bourbon, pipe & cigar lover. Poet, geek & advocate. Anti-racist & ardent feminist. NOTE: I follow back selectively & routinely block bots and blank accounts.

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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Vacation was excellent. Got a chance to wear the full leather uniform, along with my boy, @cubziz.com. Also received a recognition from my club brothers that left me stunned, humbled and brimming with teary-eyed gratitude. I might be sore, but my heart is full. 🥰🥰🥰
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mid-1990s grunge-haystack hair, though appealing in its own way, has been traded in for the homohawk and the commensurate restoration of gay powers, in accordance with prophecy. My boy @cubziz.com cleans up very purty... (Yes, I cut his hair outside. Cleanup is *so* much easier that way.)
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Vacation vibes are coming on... (Also reacquainting myself with my poi before I do fire for the first time since before COVID lockdown and this belly showed up in such a pronounced way... 😅😅😅)
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Transition into vacation mode is progressing well...
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's that time of year, folks. Just a bit over two weeks of vacation, mostly off-grid, unplugged, and in retreat so that I can regain my sanity and the ability to face down the usual bullshit that I have to deal with on the daily. Details in the thread...
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Why yes, I *do* brush my teefs in shower, even at the gym. Been doing it for decades. It means I don't forget to do it every day, and means I never get toothpaste down my front. At home, I even have a water-floss thing installed that hooks into the shower head for even more oral hygiene goodness.
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
*arrives at work after gym, does minor beard groom, becomes a judgey nerd-bear, judges you all slightly, in accordance with prophecy* Now to put on enough clothes that I can pretend I'm a vanilla mortal so they'll pay me to train up these baby lawyers to go do good in the world.
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Morning gym. Sweaty. Need more caffeine. Gonna be a long-ass day.
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Patience, integrity and perseverance all quite high, because I'm tenacious and principled as fuck, especially related to internal things. Kindness, bravery and justice all substantial, because I'm willing to risk extending both grace and fairness to those around me. Low determination? Fuck rigidity!
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Final day of Orientation and Ethical Client-Centered Representation training for our newly-hired public defenders. Of course casual Friday meant septum and t-shirt time, so I opted for a coordinated big black buffalo pincher and my DO JUSTICE LOVE MERCY shirt from the Equal Justice Initiative.
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Me working this week during training, doing the mentor/mentee First Meeting, killing the imposter syndrome and reminding myself that I actually *do* know what the fuck I'm doing in this new job, training up new public defenders... Huzzah! ☺️😁👍
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sushi lunch with my beautiful fuzzy bullpuppy boy. And homosexual agenda item achieved. Between my bulge and the banana Bara Donkey Kong's sportin', there were lots of stares and frowns. Suck it, hidebound prudish MAGAts!
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Today's fashion statement, as we head out to lunch and the arcade: "Pride month might be over, but aggressive homosexuality is a joy year round. Look away in fear and disgust and envy, conservative shitbags. If you are offended--GOOD. You were supposed to be offended."
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Monochrome Monday? Okay, sure.
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Well, I guess this is 47. All things considered, I could've done far worse. I'll take it. Here's to another trip around the sun! Thanks to all for the well-wishes!
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Wearing bulgy hoochie shorts and as many other things I can think of to offend the Sunday sensibilities of the backward Midwestern folk as I drive through.
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Now cigar and boozy coke slushie in shorts that are probably a liiiiiittle too tight. But that people here will undoubtedly appreciate... A very relaxing Saturday... 🤤🫠😁👍
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Birthday weekend with my boy, @cubziz.com. He's so handsome. Repping club and nerd-cred today. I'm very relaxed and am about to scarf all-you-can-eat sushi. Both the inner fox and bear are happy.
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
New septum piece. Notched gorilla glass. I was hoping it would stay in without gaskets, but alas, no. Even so, I still very much like it.
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Is there anything so sweet, Any greater balm to the soul, Any more satisfying succor to the spirit, Than the silent scorn of white, wealthy people? The stare, the glare, the side-eyed glance, The grimace, the frown, The scandalized, pearl-clutching looks That refuse to meet my returned gaze?
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Mmmmmmm... Hotel lighting... Might as well use it when I've got it, even if only to give the Bad Daddy™ look to the camera.
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I feel seen... 😅
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Up early for the gym before work means a nice hot shower and then venting steam and grooming a bit once I get to the office, before folks get there. Tongue because I'm a ridiculous goofball. Happy Monday, me buckos!
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Sunday morning at gay church. Bulge, biceps and big ol' tiddies. Now for some work.
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
As much as I know some might protest the loss, I *do* actually have to wash the stank off at the gym before work. Sorry, sniffers. At least there was hot water today. My aching back and shoulders very much appreciated it.
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Alternate angle: the view from under my desk... The Animal Cracker Oracle™ says: StripeHorse ASS ASS Could be an interesting day... 😏
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Got these pants yesterday at Goodwill. Tried them on and everything. I guess I just didn't realize how bulgy they are until I got to the office this morning... 😅😅 Oops...
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Holiday means relaxed gym day (among other things). Kinda semi-douchey gym photos with clothing on. For my next trick...
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The crackers have spoken. But what did they say? Today's left-handed pulls: Two-legged Snep-kitty is having none of your shit. Joe Camel is mighty thirsty, looking disrespectfully. The Assless Elephant is still celebrating primaries.
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Got the homohawk refreshed over the weekend, but then actually got up early enough to do my beard this morning. What a difference grooming makes... 😅😜
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Just a reminder that you can't always give your best. Or else you'll burn yourself out faster than you can recover. It's okay to have days where your best is bare minimum. It's okay to have days where you can't even give that.
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
It's Monday, kids! Hold onto yer butts! It's the return of the Animal Cracker Oracle™! Today's pulls are: Chonky Sinister Lion Passant Cyclopean Belly-roll Llama Shy Chubby Rhino Baby Everyone's whole (not a surprise for the new container). Give your interpretation below! Muscles for attention.
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Look up, kids! You know that it's time! Time to be gay! Time to do crime!
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
If you don't post douchey gym selfies, did you even really gym? The interstate was a fukken mess and it took me triple my normal commute time to get here this morning. Blargh. At least they had hot water today. And at least I'm Batman. Batfox. Foxman. Bearbat. Something like that.
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
*disapproving dad intensifies*
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Showered at the gym this morning. There was no hot water. I was not amused.
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Trying to put some muscle back on my frame, even if I can't go back to the big heavy lifting... Slowly making progress...
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Slowly returning to the gym. Been out for many months at this point. Definitely a little bit depressing to see the loss of strength in measurable terms, but it'll come back. Attempting morning gym again, and boy howdy do I ever need to rediscover a groove...
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Heavy jewelry stretching day. This isn't a practical wear for me professionally, and not even a piece I'd wear out in public much, but it's heavy as fuck and good for the long-slow stretch factor. And I know some folx dig the bigbigring aesthetic, so here ya go.
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Formal headshot Warhol-esque nonsense. People will see this crap on the wall in our building and never recognize me in person. 🤡🤷😜
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
April 1st is pineapple plant moving outside day, and we have the whole squad on the front porch. I gave three of the eight away as gifts, and these are the ones remaining. There's gonna be a a fair amount of repotting late this year, but I'm gonna let them adjust to the outdoors again first.
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Experimental septum jewelry day, since they came in the mail. The first is a tusk piece made of black horn, very smooth and slick. The second is coconut palm, with a nice pattern and a bit of texture. 00ga, for the curious.
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
More babies today! Six of my ten egg sacks have now hatched. Between the long freezes over the winter and these little friendos, I hope to enjoy a horsefly-, deerfly-, yellow jacket- and mosquito-free summer on my back deck. And they are just so darn CUTE!! 😍😍🥰🥰
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Ah, there's a throwback to the full FoxBear sexual demigod era a decade ago, along with my beloved SisterLady, Ms. Tammy. 🥰🥰
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Gonna be rainy tomorrow, so cigar time on the deck is today!
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Still moving into the new office, but I'm definitely making progress... Having a window is weird, y'all...
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Don't share a lot of memes on here, but this one is too good to pass on...
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Greetings. May I share with you the glorious history and spiritual ruminations of our Lord Taureon, the Minotaur God? The altar of sacrifice may look a little...unusual with its chains, straps and harnesses, but you'll soon grow to understand... 😈
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Cross-posting from FarceBlarg. Because why not? I take my wins where I can get 'em.
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FoxBear @foxbear.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Funerals are a terrible reason for gathering with family, but at least we can look alright while we do it. My husband and brothers all clean up pretty decent, yeah?
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