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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Give me any farming sim and I will always romance the chicken man
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Apparently I am destined to be confused 😞
A typed text saying "they need to stop they're confusing me" with autocorrect highlighting "they're" and correcting it to "their're"
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 09/08/2026
'Cat and Leeks' Shirō Kasamatsu (1958)
woodcut depicting a row of flowering leeks with a shadowy black cat behind them
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
this cat's head is too small for this deely bobber.
This cat's head is too small for this deely bobber.
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Been working in graphic design for 8 years and finally got my first client asking me to enhance a pixelated image
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Why is this spoon bigger than my mouth
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
🐈
IT'S TRUE! myah
You
HAVE
TERMINAL
BABY DISEASE!
MRAAAA
THE DOC SAID SO
MRAT
you'RE
JUST
BABY
mrr.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
you’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy
a cat shaped christmas treean orange cat photoshopped to look like a christmas tree (with a star drawn above its head)
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Christmas market mug haul
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Bye Austria :(
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
View from the Nordkette Mountains
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Do you think people can tell we're tourists
A bright red coach bus decorated with Sound of Music imagery
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
peep this dope-ass statue i saw in salzburg today
'guardian of nature' statue, outside the stiegl brewery in salzburg
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
The man next to me on my flight spent the entire 8 hours watching only the final 10-15 minutes of action movies
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Got upgraded to business class on our flight 😎 see ya later peasants
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
@duolingoverde.bsky.social breaking my 1920 day streak because this energy update has made the app unusable. Punishing us for using your app? I was already barely tolerating it with all the ads and AI garbage you're pushing.
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
At a Halloween party and a random man just came in from the street and started playing bagpipes. One-sentence horror story (he's not very good)
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
My username is no longer a lie
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 09/10/2025
i will vote for anybody who fixes the headlight brightness situation
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Gotta love Facebook marketplace
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
can't wait to be married so i never have to spell fiancie again
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
"the greatest pain comes from love" (matcha triggers my ibs)
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Paid off Cream's teeth extractions and a week later she falls off the cat tree and rips her claw out. I swear she and Cookie plan their illnesses/injuries out so the vet bills never end
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
If we're on consecutive heatwave #4 isn't this just the temperature summer is now? Why is it still a heatwave?
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/07/2025
PSA
retrowave meme template reading

AMERICA
HAS RABIES
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Wedding flower trials 🌷
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Tip for easy gardening: be injured and then your husband will do all the hard parts
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
got the community garden plot weeded. big things coming
unweeded plotweeded plot
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Cookie with a cookie
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Someone tell that to my cat amirite?
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Jesus took the wheel :)
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Concerts should be in the afternoon/evening. No more opening bands starting at 8:30. I am sleepy
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 03/05/2025
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
the "stop doing math" meme except it says "STOP DRIVING CARS". the meme reads:
* PEOPLE WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ISOLATED IN CAGES
* YEARS OF CONSTRUCTION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for building ONE MORE LANE
* Wanted to travel large distances anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "TRAINS"
* "Yes please give me NO GREENERY. Please give me INFINITE PAVEMENT" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what Civil Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the concrete and asphalt we built for them
(This is REAL Civil Infrastructure, done by REAL Civil Engineers):
? [Image of the infamously hideous Breezewood truck stop]
?? [Image of a gigantic mega parking lot with thousands of cars]
??? [Image of the infamous I-405 gridlock photo with tens of thousands of cars not moving]

"Hello I would like [Image of a graph of global surface temperatures] climate please"
They have played us for absolute fools
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
grabbed my copy of the synthesis alpha from @vagabond-studio.bsky.social at pax east! highly recommend it, they're selling hardcovers and you can get the rules online for free!
gorgeous hardcover for synthesis with handmade friendship bracelets for our marks
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
wedding cake tasting
cc: banana, vanilla, lemon
icing: honey cinnamon, coconut, pb, cream cheese, lemon, orange
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I ❤️ costco
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/03/2025
whomstve among us
menu reading
i want to 
Make Ice Cream
Get Help 

with 'make ice cream' highlighted
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
ditto going :> from the safari zone page of "let's find pokemon"
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 23/02/2025
The microscopic bee professors who run my computer may be tiny — but they’re not vaccinated, an op-ed by newly appointed NASA chief Damon Hatesworth
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Cursed to be lactose intolerant while having a cheesemonger as a brother
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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Feels like we’re just feeding planes to Trump at this point
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
🍞❤️
a poorly drawn cat wearing a tiny chef’s hat, kneading dough with its paws. above the cat, the text reads: "you're all i knead!" with a small heart next to it!
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Cookie every morning
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/01/2025
😿
Garfield propaganda meme altered to read 

you are disturbingly susceptible to propaganda
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
binp paying $744 in pokemon money to get his ass kicked by a fucking golbat in the emerald horizons romhackgolbat shittily drawn over the smug aura scene from iasip
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binpwife @binpwife.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
My company just hired someone for my department who has the same name as me and graduated from the same college with the same major and concentration
media.tenor.com
a close up of a cartoon chicken with big eyes and a red crest
ALT: a close up of a cartoon chicken with big eyes and a red crest
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 14/12/2024
I will never apologize for a post
furry cat lying down captioned 
himalayan 

furry cat standing up captioned 
himawalkin
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