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polythene sam

@bimboposting.bsky.social
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disconcertingly earnest, transgenderly married, gratuitously ruminating, presumably cycling #hangingout

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The Nudie Mag @thenudiemag.com · 14/10/2025
In case you've heard that Portland is a war zone taken over by ANTIFA terrorists, just know these are the "terrorists" they want you to be afraid of Special thanks to @its-a-tree.bsky.social, @bimboposting.bsky.social, @tonipnw.bsky.social, and everyone who took part in the Portland naked bike ride
Collage of naked bike riders at the Portland Emergency Naked Bike RideCollage of naked and costumed bike riders at the Portland Emergency Naked Bike RideCollage of naked and costumed bike riders at the Portland Emergency Naked Bike RideCollage of naked and costumed bike riders at the Portland Emergency Naked Bike Ride (and Jordan Klepper from the Daily Show)
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
BIG DUMPER! / CUL GÉANT!
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Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 13/10/2025
POV: You’re at the Emergency World Naked Bike Ride in Portland, OR.
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
heed my warning!! NEVER underestimate the danger posed by tracks in the road! you may be a good cyclist but you are NOT invincible! learn from my hubris!!!!
my road rash covered shoulder a cleanly broken clavicle. like snapping a pencil
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
you ever see a bike you kinda wanna fuck?
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
lol whoops CC’s is back
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
this is how bad bitches go to costco
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
We As A Society Need To Talk About The Lack Of Gock On The World Naked Bike Ride
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
WHERE THE TRANNIES AT @pdxwnbr.bsky.social
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
as much as it hurts, i do think the current wave of portland mainstay businesses closing needs to happen if this city is going to move forward. the Portland that was 30 years ago is irreversibly changed, and bigger and better things are going to need room to grow - both physically and economically.
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I just got fired from my job during pride month because they zionists that run the place found my social media. if that isn’t the most 2025 thing to happen to me yet idk what is
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Does not need to be your dog
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
someone should write a book about the history, decline and re-development of Slabtown and call it North Of Northrup
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Lauren Armony @larmony.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
People who have never been homeless saying that forcing people into substandard shelter is “more compassionate” than letting people live outside are displaying their paternalistic saviorism tendencies. The four P’s of barriers to accessing shelters: pets, personal belongings, partners, and privacy
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
i’ve been waging a war against a local insane racist pseudo-graffiti artist. they keep reusing this same slip of paper and it’s become tiring.
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
every homeless person is more worthy of life than every white guy who drives a tesla
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
every so often i imagine walking into the weed-filled gaming den i occupied for most of 2020 and telling that girl that not only would i get married and move out on my own within five years, but i would in fact become a career-focused little upstart. crazy how things change for the better
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
if you park in my neighborhood with anything trump-related on your car, best believe it will become acquainted with my sharpest keys
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
is there any place on earth with a larger gap between the way its people act in person vs. on reddit? if r/portland was your metric for the cultural climate here you’d think armed bands of citizen were roaming the streets hunting down the homeless
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
if you consider yourself queer, interact with other queer people regularly, and aren’t friends with any trans women/femmes, you need to look inward. you’re part of the problem.
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
fancy burger at paymaster lounge. 9/10, perfectly cooked and fresh ingredients. aioli brings it together as always. only complaint: bun is a little flavorless. but it has a good texture, and that’s a win in and of itself.
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
:(
the corner of a wooden table at a bar, with a depiction of smokey bear smoking a cigarette and holding a pamphlet titled “national parks layoffs”. text reads “no, really, only you can prevent forest fires now”
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
cyclist pro tip: if you have renter’s insurance, look into coverage for your bike. i got into a crash last month and the damage was extensive, but my insurance reimbursed me for all part and labor — as well as the cost of a new helmet. easily worth $150 a year
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
nothing like being called a tranny by your own goddamn clothing
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
nothing in this world beats riding a bike in portland. i’ll put that on my tombstone 🌸
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
toy-ute-a sienna
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
sad to say it but our only chance at stopping climate change was reversing suburbanization when we had the chance. cities are the answer, and we went the other way.
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
spring has truly sprung in our home
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
march might be my favorite month out of the year
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
being an adult fucking sucks. being trans in the world sucks more. nothing sucks more than trying to navigate adulthood as a trans woman
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
the moral of dune is that you should get off the computer and go do drugs
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
i hope this becomes a cool scar one day 🙏
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
if i hadn’t been wearing a helmet i never would’ve been able to experience the beauty of spring
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
turns out, on some bike paths, the 10mph speed limit is there for a reason
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
never ask yourself “would they have spoken to me that way if i weren’t trans?” you don’t want to know
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
i hate this fucking job man
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
economic boycott? i don’t know anything about that. you mean walcott? don’t you know that it’s insane? don’t you wanna get out of cape cod, out of cape cod tonight?
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
this is for every starbucks barista who’s sick and tired of being made to greet every customer who comes in and write personalized messages for them - i hate to break it to you but you might not be cut out for hospitality
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
who up disturbing they peace rn
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boo!po @papagarbage.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
return shopping carts to the corrals pick up your dog's shit and throw it away properly (including in stranger's garbage cans on the street) let people go in front of you in a line if you're not in a hurry hold doors open every chance you get. don't expect a thank you give joints away be kind
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Max Folkman @maxfolkman.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Rewatched The Wrong Trousers last night for the first time in years and would like to retroactively give it the cinematography Oscar for 1993
Gromit trails Feathers McGraw down an alley with film noir composition and lightingFeathers McGraw enters the backyard of Wallace. It’s night, with a slight glow coming through the gate against the coolness of the moonlightFeathers McGraw stands in front of the mechanical trousers with a screwdriver, in a very film noir-y shotThe closing shot of the Wrong Trousers, where the trousers match off into town on their own. The shot is blanketed in orange light from the sunset, with clouds overhead
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
this day could not get any better
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
my laundry had been sitting in there MAXIMUM fifteen minutes because i was running the dryer at the same time and it takes 15 minutes longer. someone decided they couldn’t wait so they moved my undergarments and bath towels. who the fuck does this???
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
i love being a woman more than anything else in the world and i would rather kill myself than let anyone take that away from me
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 18/02/2025
This is my “daughter of a Black Panther breakfast program volunteer” coming out but anyone who tells you that you have to be public about all your resistance activity should immediately be under suspicion for being an op, or being under the influence of an op
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polythene sam @bimboposting.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
when they start putting us in camps do you think people are gonna stop discoursing about White Transfems speaking over other Queers or will some things never change
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