Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026im Glad I live in metro Detroit because if this was the extent of my social outings I’d kms 000 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Spanish coworkers calling me Moni were on a nickname basis 000 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Just looked on LinkedIn and found out he died. RIP catfish 000 0
Reposted by Monicalauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/09/2026Had to document this lest it be lost to history 3963942 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My dad is going to Kentucky for a bourbon weekend with his crumbum friends and they are going to a restaurant owned by jeRRY BRUCKHEIMER 001 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026*Jonathan Richman voice* I was masking at the lesbian bar awoo 000 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026not relating to the “boyfriends favorite comic and what that says about him’ trend bc my husbands favorite comics are two guys that live in nashville 000 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Unfortunately I have to stretch my cashmere that I accidentally shrank 000 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Abdul is so cool and keeps showing up at places a couple hours after me (state fair, dalley) you think he’ll be at the ren faire tomorrow 000 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Remembering the Martha Stewart applesauce cake that almost Killed Me in 2024. This was not the same one 000 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Bittersweet! They closed the CVS where I would get drive thru COVID testing. 100 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I’ve been so bitchy at work and it was because I got a new laptop and didn’t revert my night light settings 000 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 24/03/2025May you all one day have a weird older coworker that gives you stuff 000 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I am a combo of Jon snow and Olivia wilder bimbo character in Richard Jewell today 000 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 22/03/2025There is an adult woman at the hip pool in New Orleans that is playing mermaids in the pool by herself. Love that 000 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Thank you to Mike White for giving us the names Saxon and Lachlan to call every duo of SEC brothers in New Orleans 000 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Not to be all final destination but the confirmation number for our flight tomorrow spells out DONT 100 0
Reposted by MonicaJess Zimmerman @jesszimmerman.com · 16/03/2025I tried to google “are most people named Gordon Canadian” but I dropped my phone in the middle and I’m fully hysterical 48870126 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 09/03/2025I don’t care about more sunlight I just care about airing out my house on a mild day like today 000 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I went on a horrible date with a guy that had been kicked out of all the local improv theaters in the area. My fiance would later realize we were talking about the same guy that ruined simpsons trivia for him. 110 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Update: I have to buy a meat grinder attachment for my kitchenaid 000 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 05/03/2025I have decided to ruin my life and enter into the chili cookoff at work tomorrow giving myself 24 hours to prepare 000 0
Reposted by Monicaleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/03/2025guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T 83134771785 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I try to eat lunch in the kitchen at work but today I am hiding in an empty office cause I made a Too Big Sandwich that I’m embarrassed to eat in front of people 000 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Last name of the will I’m working at at work is Blood 100 0
Reposted by MonicaScott Aukerman @scottaukerman.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Gone ten years today. Hope you’re enjoying your trip through the cosmos. I only wish he had lived long enough to have a @bsky.app account so I could tag him 38101995 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 17/02/2025I really think it’s bullshit they are covering Sinead O’Connor on SNL after her death!! 000 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 15/02/2025The man at the suit shop Kyle is getting his suits at asked me, the bride, “if you don’t mind me asking, what color is your dress?” 000 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Finally got around to opening the handwritten list of my dads friends who are getting wedding invites and he doesn’t put their wives names??? It’s his birthday today but I’m going to tell him to respect women 000 0
Reposted by Monica𝖏𝖆𝖘 @vores.bsky.social · 10/02/2025i'm actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me 431383132 0
Reposted by Monicashauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 10/02/2025wtf did i just witness 5235686253 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025The way Kendrick is wearing flares is soooo important to me 000 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I am not complaining I am not complaining but I am stressed 000 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Who do we need to call to get Connor O’Malley in adult braces to play the ChiefsAholic wolfman in a Craig Gillespie movie 011 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Kendrick will play Bitch don’t kill my vibe first 100 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Sometimes I’m vibing with my hair girl talking about hockey husbands cats and Canada then she loses me when she says she watches mr beasts game show 000 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Thinking about the mom on a 600 lb life episode who abandoned her son for her out of state little league coaching job like it’s a Dan Licata joke 011 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I love Canada and Canadian people. This weekend was the only time I felt uncomfortable saying I am from the States. Thinking this may be the last time In a while before we can go back. 000 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Junior league hockey player is named Denver Barkey 000 0
Monica @billslaimbeer.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Influencers doing content with their parents? Thats the power of Tom Green baby 100 0
