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@billsallak.bsky.social
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music prof, percussionist, audio engineer, music technologist, vcv addict, coffee dork, scotchologist, liverpool fc, he/him, generally has good ideas, sometimes not

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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 1h
He’s no Richard Schiff, that’s for sure.
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 1h
The Oasis playbook being run again: explicitly make the comparison because you gotta puff them up even though there’s not enough that’s good to say about the merits of the work.
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
just drew one with family last week; it felt great and worked great
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
good thing the unitary executive can fire anyone at any time unless they're a Fed governor. on-the-spot-dismissals machine go brrrrrrr
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JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tokinogake.bandcamp.com/track/new-ru...
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New Rubber Sing-saw, by J.Soliday
from the album A succinct articulation of any number of problems
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
please, please, "white supremacy" is so graceless, you must mean "sufficiently relational" </sarcasm>
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it's called cheese; maybe you've curd of it
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It was def the best of carbs
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What Would AI Say About AI? gtfoh
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fake Maye is actually the other name for Wisconsin Aprile
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fart of Darkness
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tired: youth orchestra trying to play Haydn wired: youth orchestra trying to play early Xenakis
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A crazy thing about all this is UMN saw what cuts like this did to the UW system and benefitted from being the upper midwest public university that was still well funded
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve got these and am also using the Leibniz connection on Odessa. Working on something else right now, but since I don’t have a dedicated comparator I’m using the MSB on Drezno as one.
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@katewagner.wehwalt.net
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"if dems win the house, rich people will experience consequences" is not a winning GOP message; rather the opposite in fact
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your interlocutor seems to be operating from the “it’s great for me so it would be great for everyone” place, which is just a wordy way to describe narcissism.
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
see also: concussionball
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Agree with this, and to clarify: it goes both ways. If your opponent can’t or won’t do the same for you, then you get to dismiss them as unserious and dismiss their positions as unworthy of consideration. It’s not a bottomless pit of humoring bad people.
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sovereign Crimson
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oxford-style debate, “admission” simply meaning being recognized as a legitimate participant.
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's a good deal that's problematic about Hitchens, but a big reason he was so formidable was that he was trained in a tradition where the ability to articulate your opponent's position, and make several of its first-level arguments in good faith, was prolegomenon for admission, let alone status.
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey @learnonaut.bsky.social GB Costco has Sonic the Hedgehog home arcade machines for $599, sorry not sorry for telling you
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Study Reignites Debate Over What, If Anything, Nonwhite People Can Feel
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can Palestinians Feel Pain? They Can At Least Act Like They Do
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
trying to find reverse on a Soviet tank, this is not a worthy adversary
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Aeropress never really stuck with me as a regular coffee device, but it was incredibly good at delivering a good Americano from less-than-wonderful beans. Still prefer Hario and other methods.
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my hometown and its denizens remain undefeated; offender sentenced to be thrown down through a cheap folding table doused with lighter fluid in the Highmark Stadium parking lot
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chops for super proggy jazz? My friend, please. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR8H...
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Hiromi The Trio Project performing "Alive" (Live in the Studio)
YouTube video by Concord Jazz
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've scrolled the Bluesky "important bassists" posts and I got depressingly far without seeing Anthony Jackson's name. The Chaka records alone, good God. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRrO...
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Chaka Khan - What Cha' Gonna Do For Me
YouTube video by koollatter
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Sarah Hennies @sarahhennies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Prisoner’s Cinema vinyl has arrived, 180 grams of luscious and deep bass/percussion music by me and @successfulartist.bsky.social - out on Friday next week. Limited to 200 copies, order now and help us out a lot! sarahhennies.bandcamp.com/album/prison...
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
chaka khan "whatcha gonna do for me" but the melody and changes are Sophisticated Lady
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[homer simpson] sax-on-o-phooooooooone
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Concise, on point, beautiful: youtu.be/vzQ9NCGHGaw?...
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YouTube video by David Sylvian - Topic
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
also TIMPANO
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
also, can't forget his great zero-words performances as Karla in Tinker Tailor and Smiley's People—his eyes are telling you everything you need to know about how, even though he's a prisoner being interrogated, he's gonna find a way to f*** up Smiley's soul for the next few decades
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
💚💚💚💚💚💚 we've replaced about 1/2 of our lawn with native plant beds and not only does mowing take half the time, but we don't have standing water in our backyard anymore because the sedges, viburnums, and bluestem grasses soak up so much more rain than turf grass. it's awesome.
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Similar to driving through Scottsdale or Mesa and seeing street after street of grass-intensive Midwestern-type yards being watered during daylight hours. There's a delta between actually living somewhere and merely being there for a long time. It's a dialogue between self and place.
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
GAH well i'll be at state WMEA in Madison in a few weeks; maybe we can grab a coffee or some such
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
that snack bar with a couple La Marzoccos, kicking out flat whites and big-ass chocolate chip cookies 6 at a time, my friends would have to drag me out of there
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Evan Ware @warevolf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Things will both go far better and far worse than you ever imagined in ways that you never anticipated. Hang onto your hat, enjoy the ride, and make sure you never trade the illusion of success for anything that you really value. #musochat  
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
is FBOW ("for better or worse") an acceptable abbreviation in these circumstances?
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I discovered the same passion and it did almost make me a musicologist, and I approached my u/g musicology prof for advice. He asked me if I would rather be an really intellectually rigorous performer or a scholar who played surprisingly well. FBOW, I chose the former.
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hey there wisconsin friend!
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ooh! We would have been in North Adams for short while at the same time (I did Banglewood in 200...6?).
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ptaszynska: hugely underrated composer.
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For this public highed ed kid, it's largely about when you finally get real institutional support, when you're in the window when all the parts of the machine are working the way they're supposed to, and you get to deliver something magical rathet than think about how you could do it if only.
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
...Collective; starting this semester having finally completed a new program curriculum build and running point on on a $2.8M recording studio renovation and, good God almightly, it all came out better than OK.
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maybe *don't* assault your private chef @billsallak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A7. #musochat Several; what they share in common is the realizing "this is it; this is perfect; this is why I do this" before the experience is over. Partial list: playing Reich M418M in 2006; all the times I've played Stockhausen's Musik in Bauch for appreciative audiences with Akros Percussion...
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