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Paul H from SB

@bikeslave.bsky.social
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Software developer that keeps my hands busy with too many bike projects

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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The sheer joy of Brit Gen-X watching them performing this anthem of their/my youth literally brought tears to my eyes
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New Inquisition for the AI bros wen?
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Who the fuck is Stephen Witt? And why is CNN interviewing him? This is the stupidest, most credulous rube shit I’ve seen in a while
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Kinda weird that the network owned by the company whose CEO is the son of the chairman of one of the big AI data center providers would go all in on AI as a focus of their reporting. I’m sure they’ll be completely objective in their reporting, right? Right?
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Man, I wish I had known that when I was voluntold that I was going to be scrummaster
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
At Hook & Press, having the best donuts on the planet, and a woman sits down wearing a No More Oligarchs t-shirt. She’s immediately complimented about it by everyone sitting around her.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Went and watched Minions and Monsters today. One of my favorite parts is that Baby Cthulu is pretty much Eric Cartman
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The only movie I’ve ever walked out of was Popeye. 12 year old me couldn’t tolerate Mork from Ork as a singing and dancing Popeye
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
anubis furry cartoon 

first panel to whaddup, it’s ya boi anubis, back at it again with another soul unboxing video 

2nd panel anubis weighing a heart and feathers the feathers are lighter 

“now as you can see, this one is a lot heavier than a feather, which longtime viewers will know is really bad haha
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That game won the Rory for "The Most Gratuitous Use Of The Word 'Belgium' In A Serious Screenplay" IYKYK
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Marc Cucarella just wants to know if you ladies need a massage to complete your beach experience
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Not a Trump boat parade
A boat in the Santa Barbara harbor flying a “Fuck Trump and fuck you for voting for him” flag
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Well, at least it’s not 100 degrees here
View of the Santa Barbara harbor, looking east from the yacht club. The mountains are in the background, and the sky is cloudy.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
WWDC is just not hitting the same this year. Maybe it’s the belief that people really do want the contrived demos they showed in the keynote. Or maybe it’s the way that you’re expected to pony up Deity knows how much money for AI tokens to use all the new fancy agentic development tools.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Just spent 2 hours trying to figure out why I keep dropping the chain on my MTB, and came up with exactly nothing. At least I confirmed the chainline is correct.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Participated in the EV Owners Circle at the Santa Barbara Earth Day celebration today. Had a good time talking with folks about the Rivian, and the gentleman next to me showing his 71 Beetle to EV conversion
Paul leaning against the front of a Rivian R1T with the hood up, parked between a Volkswagen Beetle EV conversion and a Chevrolet Traverse EVEngine compartment of a 71 Volkswagen Beetle showing the electric motor and DC-AC inverter.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Tonight the party in this D&D game is getting beaten up by a spider dragon, which is not particularly embarrassing, and by menacing candles, which is very embarrassing. The candles are upsetting and I think some writer at Wizards of the Coast had a very bad experience at Anthropologie.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
So is this a Make Hungary Great Again policy? Or Hungary First? Also, will I be able to get either one of those on a hat from the campaign store?
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
A very well-reasoned discussion of LLM use in software development. TLDR; if your development process is bad, no amount of LLM assistance is going to help you get high quality software out the door any faster (and likely will make it worse)
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I rarely think about the cognitive load when I’m out on my bike. But if drivers had to devote that much of their attention to not being injured or killed, while trying to get from point A to point B, how many people would actually choose to drive?
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 05/04/2026
"By week one, I was already tired of his anti-rich, pro-Samaritan bullshit. I wanted to take a course in Christianity, not liberalism."
buff.ly
Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
Our 4th most-read article of 2022. CALENDAR 2027 3/31/24 4/13/25 4/5/26
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
“Jesus ‘CHRIST,’ a total loser, died like a Dog, has been DEAD for more than 24 hours and is NEVER COMING BACK!!!!!!” Herod the Great, 33 AD
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Early morning, April 4 Shot rings out in the Memphis sky Free at last, they took your life They could not take your pride
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
A little Good Friday chuckle
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Submitting a pull request
A caucasian human hand with only its index finger extended
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Man, I need to go to Japan
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Gonna be interesting to see how much longer we have a Calle Cesar Chavez in Santa Barbara
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Let me put this succinctly… Fuck this guy. I am incandescent with anger that this shitstain of a human being disrespects the those that gave their last full measure like this.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
So is the State Department issuing travel warnings to the UAE and Qatar, on account of the hotels getting hit by Iranian drones?
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Hanging with my spirit animal today
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
RIP Uncle Joe Benson
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Fun times in Santa Barbara today... Neighbor thought he saw ICE roaming around, and the initial response of the people he told was to look for anyone working in the area and warn them.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
3 on 3 hockey for an Olympic medal is kind of a travesty. Hate to see something decided by a gimmick
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
TIL that our local Native American tribe had a (temporarily) successful revolt in 1824. Kinda weird that NOBODY pointed this out on the 200th anniversary 2 years ago, and that we never learned about it in history classes.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Can we bring back Schoolhouse Rock civics lessons, please?
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Marked Safe From Being Named in the Epstein Files Today
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Is Dr. Mehmet Oz the right person accuse members of LA’s Armenian community of fraud? I’m not a historian, but this seems a little extra-inflammatory, even for this administration.
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Dawn @dawnhulot.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Only if we could watch it with our little friends. MST3K
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Am I hearing the Dildo of Consequences on its way to visit Bovino?
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
My man looks like an Oompa Loompa elder at an open casket.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The Democrats really need to campaign on destroying the corruption in this administration and holding these assholes accountable.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
NROL-105 heading to orbit
Stage separation of Falcon 9 carrying the NROL-105 payload over the Pacific south of Santa Barbara, CA
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Just installed Wolf Tooth Del pedals on my road bike, and really happy with how solid they feel compared to the Time MTB pedals I’ve been riding. I wouldn’t have thought it would be that noticeable. The servicability is a big bonus. The Time pedals had some play, and no easy way to fix it.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
RIP Bob Weir. I feel lucky to have seen Bob & Jerry & Phil & Brent & Vince perform multiple times.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
"Kind of an off-brand Helvetica" - @kenjennings.bsky.social dissing Arial. Love it.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Hmmm… Are there bets on Polymarket or Kashli yet on when the civil war in Venezuela starts?
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Reading this reminds me about how badly the ratings agencies failed with mortgage backed securities in the runup to the 2008 crash, and now it looks like it's happening again. Thanks to @calculatedrisk.bsky.social and Tanta for educating a finance dilettante on how that sausage was made.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
The Fight Club RHPS crossover I always wanted
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Watching CNN interview a representative from Illinois, and the anchor keeps mentioning the JAG Officer that ok’d the ”double tap”, and all I hear is JAGOff-icer
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