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Paul H from SB

@bikeslave.bsky.social
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Software developer that keeps my hands busy with too many bike projects

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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And, of course, the back half has to be wearing matching Florsheims over its hooves
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The sheer joy of Brit Gen-X watching them performing this anthem of their/my youth literally brought tears to my eyes
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New Inquisition for the AI bros wen?
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Spent my formative years watching (and occasionally joining) my dad do manual labor for a living. There’s a reason why I decided a career behind a desk was for me, and doing manual labor is a nice diversion in my spare time.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pretty Betteridge is still undefeated here
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m leaning towards it being coded in Rust (the fungus)
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Any idea what Oracle CDS are doing? Based on my amateur understanding of debt markets, it seems that the cost to insure their debt should be going through the roof right about now.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Who the fuck is Stephen Witt? And why is CNN interviewing him? This is the stupidest, most credulous rube shit I’ve seen in a while
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Kinda weird that the network owned by the company whose CEO is the son of the chairman of one of the big AI data center providers would go all in on AI as a focus of their reporting. I’m sure they’ll be completely objective in their reporting, right? Right?
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yep. He‘ll Secret Service protection for the rest of his life, but I expect that whatever federal protection he’s giving to his family will likely go away Jan. 20, 2029
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ever since he decided to kill the Supreme Leader, I’ve thought that every member of the family will have to be looking over their shoulders for the rest of their lives
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There was a time in the 70s (maybe it was during the Arab oil embargo, I was pretty young) where gas pumps were recalibrated to dispensing in liters because gas went over $1/gallon.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yes, and CTE is a problem there, too
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Angling to replace Bessent at Treasury? Because that’s the sort of thing you say to an audience of one
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This sounds like somebody told him about the bond vigilantes, and now he must defeat them
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So does he think the bond market is in some building in Lower Manhattan?
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Man, I wish I had known that when I was voluntold that I was going to be scrummaster
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
…and so is my Johnson
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
+1 for Tempest. I used to work with the programmer/designer. He also wrote the code for Missile Command.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
At Hook & Press, having the best donuts on the planet, and a woman sits down wearing a No More Oligarchs t-shirt. She’s immediately complimented about it by everyone sitting around her.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
People Against Goodness and Normalcy. Yeah, that tracks.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The password is “fidelio”
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Went and watched Minions and Monsters today. One of my favorite parts is that Baby Cthulu is pretty much Eric Cartman
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Had my mom take me and my friends to see it for my 15th birthday (we were huge fans of the album). The ride home was very quiet.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
And Cramer is calling out Nvidia’s circular financing schemes now. Waiting to see which domino is the first to fall.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Awww… Little Bobby Tables has entered the discussion
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I think I was probably about 8 years old, and watched Blazing Saddles on a pay TV service called Channel 100 with a large group of family and friends. 8 year old me thought the campfire scene was the funniest thing ever. Pretty much every other gag when straight over my head.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The only movie I’ve ever walked out of was Popeye. 12 year old me couldn’t tolerate Mork from Ork as a singing and dancing Popeye
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
anubis furry cartoon 

first panel to whaddup, it’s ya boi anubis, back at it again with another soul unboxing video 

2nd panel anubis weighing a heart and feathers the feathers are lighter 

“now as you can see, this one is a lot heavier than a feather, which longtime viewers will know is really bad haha
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That game won the Rory for "The Most Gratuitous Use Of The Word 'Belgium' In A Serious Screenplay" IYKYK
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Marc Cucarella just wants to know if you ladies need a massage to complete your beach experience
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Wait until you hear about the penalties for Grand Theft Avo in California
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Not a Trump boat parade
A boat in the Santa Barbara harbor flying a “Fuck Trump and fuck you for voting for him” flag
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Well, at least it’s not 100 degrees here
View of the Santa Barbara harbor, looking east from the yacht club. The mountains are in the background, and the sky is cloudy.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I see a lot more El Tri shirts than USMNT ones up in Santa Barbara, too
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Fugu me!
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Classic example of Betteridge’s Law of Headlines
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
WWDC is just not hitting the same this year. Maybe it’s the belief that people really do want the contrived demos they showed in the keynote. Or maybe it’s the way that you’re expected to pony up Deity knows how much money for AI tokens to use all the new fancy agentic development tools.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Just spent 2 hours trying to figure out why I keep dropping the chain on my MTB, and came up with exactly nothing. At least I confirmed the chainline is correct.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Participated in the EV Owners Circle at the Santa Barbara Earth Day celebration today. Had a good time talking with folks about the Rivian, and the gentleman next to me showing his 71 Beetle to EV conversion
Paul leaning against the front of a Rivian R1T with the hood up, parked between a Volkswagen Beetle EV conversion and a Chevrolet Traverse EVEngine compartment of a 71 Volkswagen Beetle showing the electric motor and DC-AC inverter.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
Alt: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor, one turns her head and says “I’m doing my part!” as the camera zooms in on her
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Yes, Microsoft bought Github a few years ago, and have been trying to infuse it with LLM goodness for the last couple of years
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Put me down for 3
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Tonight the party in this D&D game is getting beaten up by a spider dragon, which is not particularly embarrassing, and by menacing candles, which is very embarrassing. The candles are upsetting and I think some writer at Wizards of the Coast had a very bad experience at Anthropologie.
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Turning Point Mk. II - Jazz exploration
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
At least there will be some good material for some business schools’ case studies in the future
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Isn't he dressed as someone that could be considered a Sky Pilot?
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Paul H from SB @bikeslave.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Nice to see one of those show up in my feed. Congrats! As a fellow Stinner owner, welcome to the party.
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