Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It’s simple, they ran llms on loops while letting the harness do whatever the llm said without checks against stupid things. No shit it’s going to leave ai slop all over the place. 221
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026RIP Dolly, one of the best musicians and people ever. She funded vaccine research, and lots of worthy charitable causes. 000
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Chat, is it good if microplastics have been found in the dongs of dudes with ED? There’s microplastics in dicks and balls now. Im calling it now, If microplastics get definitively linked to ED the entire world order go hard against microplastics and ban sources.nature.comDetection of microplastics in the human penis - International Journal of Impotence ResearchInternational Journal of Impotence Research - Detection of microplastics in the human penis 120
Reposted by Engineer who cyclesceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2026to a product owner, every single step between having the idea and shipping it is a burdensome waste of time 1156358
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026We’re going to see the blood boy penis zapping man drink his girlfriend’s blood in like 10 years when some documentary comes out about how insanely stupid all his bullshit is, that or about how he was a serial killer all along. 020
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Man who obliterated his own penis and injected poison into his own face after using blood boys now creepily tweets about his 20 year younger girlfriend’s period in his freezer blood like a serial killer. I swear he’s definitely in the redacted part of the Epstein files. 020
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026This just in, the generalissimo’s favorite washing up cloth sadly gone to the farm upstate. Many have said its only regret was not depriving more starving impoverished children of healthcare and food. 020
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026They all act like they didn’t purposefully cap the taxable income taxes the ultra rich pay taxes on into social security at 250k to force this. The solution is simple. Ditch the cap. There is zero reason the ultra rich shouldn’t pay their fair share into social security. 010
Reposted by Engineer who cyclesPolitics of Cars @thismachinekillsfascists.bike · 20/05/2026Burrito Taxi bad Burrito Train good! Burrito Scale Rail (BSR) going through the city with a switchyard in every condo. Cog railway for going up and down between floors. Imagine 141
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026There should be an immediate excise tax charged to every recipient of the coup goon fund the minute congress flips. They have billions to pay brownshirts for coups but “no money” for healthcare. 020
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026It’s funny when the corrupt goons in charge who are getting caught repeatedly blatantly violating civil service laws, act fast to protect their blatant illegal corruption while sitting on their hands as billionaires rob the nation blind. 051
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Guys, it’s me, I’m the boys script. The last lines of the whole thing are: Butcher: oi omelandah, did you do stinky in ur undies Homelander: yes. *explodes into confetti* Edgar: I found the secret activator for the dose of compound pp secretly inside compound v. I can revive anyone. Spinoff time. 100
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Thomas: do you have the time? James: no? Thomas: it’s Tokyo drift timem.youtube.comDiesel Train StuntsYouTube video by 5MadMovieMakers 110
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Something something multi track drifting. 000
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 10/03/2026They’re concentration camps paid for with tax dollars. The regime is building infrastructure to genocide everyone they don’t like instead of funding medicaid. 051
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 10/03/2026“It’s ok that the slop generator encourages kids to commit suicide while burning the planet, you just have to pretend you’re running a team full of sycophant morons who lie constantly, then it totally works and definitely doesn’t produce unmaintainable slop nobody will ever use”. 030
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Oracle and the ellison shit heap is going bankrupt in 3 years. They’re buying up as much media as the can to keep the scam going and cushion the fall. Antitrust enforcement needs to break up the whole shit heap in the next dem trifecta, deport thiel and musk, and nationalize their assets. 131
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 10/03/2026It’s been blatantly obvious for years that autopilot is a scam, they aren’t even trying to make new cars, and the taxi service is more dangerous than drivers. The dumbass in charge got a massive payday from investors for one last swindle before the music stops. They have nothing going for them. 010
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 09/03/2026None of them should be allowed to buy second homes at all. 030
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Tiktok’s “bold new decision” to not encrypt messages so the oligarchs that own it can spy on people even more. Fuck off. It’s not about “children’s safety” it’s never been about anyone’s safety. It’s always been about surveillance capitalism. 051
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 09/03/2026The world as he consumes gallons of fresh water in drought stricken regions and burns the planet leaving entire continents uninhabitable and causing mass famine from fertile soil becoming barren and whole ecosystems becoming inhospitable to crops all to make unmaintainable slop nobody will ever usemedia.tenor.comBurn GIFAlt: Sesame street character watches the world burn 020
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 06/03/2026It’s crazy to think that just a few years ago mass drone swarms were more science fiction. Now Drone > helicopter (stealth helicopter contract canceled by DOD) Drone > tank ( tons of tanks taken out by drones) Drone > THAAD mass produced drones have changed defense forever. 250
Reposted by Engineer who cyclesJames Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Hey that’s about the cost of the SSI Restoration Act, which would cut recipient poverty by 60%, eliminate marriage penalties, and modernize draconian asset limits. 422190686
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 05/03/2026The monsters in charge in congress and SCOTUS have just allowed corporations to spew cancer causing chemicals and carbon emissions proven to rob you of years of your life. They all need to be defeated in elections and the court must be packed. 053
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Introducing the Super Plus Ultra Efficiency Performance Max Supreme Turbo Cores. Not to be confused with Hyper Plus Ultra Performance Efficiency Supreme Omega Prime Supercharger Max Supreme Turbo Cores. Remember, they’re different. 010
Reposted by Engineer who cyclesIan Weissman, DO @drianweissman.bsky.social · 04/03/2026The 40-year-old USPSTF is responsible for deciding which medical tests and treatments need to be provided cost-free under most health insurance plans. "It's an organization established by statute for helping to make Americans healthier." www.reuters.com/business/hea...reuters.comExclusive: US postpones third consecutive meeting of preventive health panelThe March meeting of the U.S. advisory panel that determines what cancer screenings and other preventive health measures insurers must cover has been postponed, according to a spokesman for the U.S.... 35228
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 04/03/2026It’s incredibly stupid that the regime gutted the military of a massive chunk of its most experienced members before going to war. Now they have lt. drunkard, who has repeatedly demonstrated major incompetence at almost every aspect of the job, burning through our THAAD stockpile with no plan. 010
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 04/03/2026It’s so fucking stupid that even democrats in California are going full fascist and requiring submitting a fucking birthdate for installing ANY operating system on EVERY device. He literally saw windows doing no offline accounts and said “let’s make everything obsolete and destroy privacy” 150
Reposted by Engineer who cyclesAxios @axios.com · 02/03/2026A Waymo robotaxi picking up a passenger near this morning's mass shooting in Austin blocked an ambulance from reaching the scene, according to a bystander video. A Waymo official confirmed the video shows the company's vehicle blocking the ambulance.axios.comWaymo blocks ambulance responding to Austin mass shootingThe incident raises questions about whether the cars are equipped to operate near emergency situations. 137238
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Corporate glazer: “guys, think of all the shareholder value that was created by letting child molester protectors buy yet another media conglomerate while their company bets its entire future on a scam” 030
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Reminder that Oracle is going all in on a scam that they won’t make any money on and will likely bankrupt the company. 010
Reposted by Engineer who cyclesMicah @rincewind.run · 01/03/2026the incentives here are so obscenely terrible that the entire thing should be illegal by default “I am sabotaging negotiations because I stand to make piles of money on Polymarket” is absolutely in play, what a horrifying clusterfuck 2348861347
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026More repairable and upgradable laptops are how you win customers while your competitors enshitify their products. 030
Reposted by Engineer who cyclesmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 01/03/2026world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that. 141116783779
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Tim Apple wants you to pay for cameras that take non consensual pictures in legally protected private spaces like bathrooms that are illegal to record in and send them to his servers for capitalism. It’s beyond disgusting. 043
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Please buy dong spying goggles, Tim Apple demands it. Capitalism demands you let slop machines record your genitalia in legally protected private areas and give the last remnant of privacy including legally protected conversations in doctor’s offices to slop co. Please ignore the obvious scam. 020
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Guys, publishing op-eds pushing propaganda isn’t supporting propaganda now. Please support my column “how to ignore basic facts, a guide for sycophants” 010
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026How could the FIFA women world peace prize winner start a forever war? 121
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Please buy poop.dev slop. Please do not look at the financials of poop.dev. Don’t think, buy product. Please do not look at the carbon emissions of planet burning co. 030
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Loyal poop pipe user: “I think poop co’s new poop production software that delivers poop into all work product at any and all opportunities will have some positive impacts on education when sewage is shoved into education textbooks” “Poop in all my work product definitely doesn’t cause tech debt” 100
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Aren’t you happy ram and storage costs 4x now? Please be happy slop is in everything, don’t think, buy product. Please be happy and don’t call obvious scams a scam. Won’t someone think of the billionaires who want number go up? 000
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Oh boy, another day of the US not starting another forever war. A normal day where no wars start. Definitely no new wars starting, the person in the oval office said he wouldn’t start any new wars. Let’s check the feed and see what is happening today… 000
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I’m so excited for smiling friends season 4 and 5. 010
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Once again, the slop peddler defends safety gaslighting and obvious lies about how despite the fact that the nazi cars still need human drivers in the car and fail 4x as much as people, and waymo has bribed officials so the can drive on public streets without publishing safety data its somehow “ok”. 020
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Who decided that oil dipsticks shouldn’t be graduated with proper units instead of arbitrary markers? Why not mark it in millimeters instead of 4 holes? There should be a volume per millimeter mark specification in the manuals. Why doesn’t every oil dipstick have unit graduations? 330
Reposted by Engineer who cyclesRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Make America Healthy Again. 961478566
Engineer who cycles @bikeengineer.bsky.social · 21/02/2026How long until the regime pivots to everything being “national security critical” tariffs? I guarantee they aren’t giving up on tariffs and the dumbasses in charge have already brought up using it. 020