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Dennis @bododenden.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I take every chance I get to make fun of the Telegraph, but credit where it's due.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No pressure but if this gets to a million views, I'll be able to pay the mortgage this month. Thank you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHUv...
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Most TV is Just This Now
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Advise listening to prepare yourself for the forthcoming duck led apocalypse.
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Two Legs Better
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me, catching up with Jesus
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Predator: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Handshake Of The Gods
Alt: Predator: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Handshake Of The Gods
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is a standing joke in our house. If the wife is off shopping and I need bathroom stuff I'll ask her for Man Plus Alpha Tank Fuel 5 in 1 shower gel and she comes back with Dove or Simple and tells me to 'suck it'. This is how Alphas work lads.
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Wallace from Wallace and Gromit Puffing
Alt: Wallace from Wallace and Gromit making something. Likely the pet incinerator in the quoted post.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.”
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
'GUYS, I DON'T THINK THIS IS A BASKETBALL GAME'
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ultron: This Is Exactly What I Wanted
ALT: Ultron: This Is Exactly What I Wanted
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy advises the following for travellers looking to spend the day in Burscough, West Lancashire;'
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This Amazon Music AI summary saying absolutely nothing also manages to create a new Grammy Category of 'Best details'
ABOUT THE ARTIST 

Nothing But Thieves make passionate guitar-based rock that balances indie artfulness with a pop sensibility. They have scored three Top Ten U.K Artist details.
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To be fair I don't want them buying knock off Oasis singles either.
BBC headline : Tories would stop long-term jobless using benefits to buy alcohol and cigarettes.
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New season of Dexter actually looks quite good.
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
God I hope one of his simpleton underlings does a blanket find and replace of 'AI' with 'SI'. Psinful.
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If that doesn't get fuel prices down I don't know what will.
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
On the one hand, you've made up some nonsense about working with Quentin Tarantino, on the other hand...
Griffin continued to insist that he is not a violent man to the court during his sentencing yesterday, when he represented himself.

The 57-year-old told the court that he had ‘a really great career’ and said he had worked with American police departments on facial recognition and had produced the film Kill Bill with Lawrence Bender and Quentin Tarantino.

“I hate to put the other side of the coin, but you did murder your fiancée,” said Judge David Swinnerton.
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think this might actually be the purest form of art
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We made it fellas.
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If the number of people who have hit the notify me button translates into actual sales we’ve damn nearly got enough to fund another print run before Christmas you know?
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The YouTube algorithm has absolutely fucked what should be proper news outlets
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yes! We have no bananas
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
PSA Any video clip from before 1990 must legally be preceded with the statement 'You can't do this anymore'
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you don't stop, I will touch the stove some more
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Donald Trump suggests EU-Canada associate member deal would be ‘hostile act’
US president threatens to impose ‘very serious’ tariffs on the bloc if the measure is approved
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think this was ultimately the right move.
The passengers (excluding the hijackers) and crew on board Flight 93 were nominated for the Congressional Gold Medal on September 19, 2001.
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 14/09/2026
None of this covers the real real reason. Twenty years ago, gigs were cheap promotional tools to sell expensive records. Now most people listen to music via streaming and don't buy it, records are free promotional tools for expensive gig tickets.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I cannot tell you what absolute fiction this is. AI is heading for a crash and this cackhanded Terminator narrative is being engineered to save them. The fact that the unsubstantiated testimony of a former employee has been the top story on BBC News all day is absurd and irresponsible.
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Remembering a Britain when Men were Men and Def Leoppard looked liked this.
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If there's a book anywhere on what nickname he'll be given I'm having 'Aaron Poopar'
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't think my blood pressure could cope with being this triggered about absolutely everything.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Jay from off of The Inbetweeners chatting some absolute shit
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If anyone can tap into the experiences of a marginalised community it's this guy + racist Skynet.
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Blood Sacrifice is offered. BBC News - Two senior Reform UK officials step down after undercover report www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Two Reform UK officials step down after undercover report on party donations
Reform says Dan Jukes and James Orr have left their roles as it launches an investigation into the report.
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The complete and utter state of the 'Everything was better in the olden days' brigade these days.
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barry novibes @iaindowie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
been looking at reviews of plungers...
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
'I literally trust ChatGPT with all of my life decisions' I give her 3 months before it tells her Icarus was on the right track and she just needs to get a bit closer.
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is what Odysseus said to Penelope before fucking off and getting lost for 10 years.
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ChinnyVision @chinnyvision.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
On the upside of Jimmy Carr hosting Top Gear, the show has an impeccable record of injuring its presenters.
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I know I'm old and all that but why do actual real names these days sound like they're off of The Day Today?
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Kingsmen : Rise of the Basement Dwellers.
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Trousers @bigtrousers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How much for the indirect one?
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