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i do not suggest this for anyone, but my regiment was slamming back enough Wendy's, put on weight to fill and stretch them, then pull back a little so they get a full mounded sag :P

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

my tits are so fuckin' glorious these days.

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elvira depressedly 🌙 @bellelugosi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

biblically accurate backshots

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

@asterionhex.monster i'm hanging with a fuckin' dog who loves singing to bagpipe metal.

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

his favorite song is "Tried and True"

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

hanging with a dog who sings along to Ween.

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

You should be able to briefly kill yourself in order to emphasize your point

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tklv.bsky.social @tklv.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Let's move in together using the Spirit Halloween U-Haul.

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Nick Sousanis @nsousanis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Students made their first minicomics in my intro making course - mostly standard format but this student, a first time maker(!), did something so off the charts I’m still reeling from it! & he made like 12 of them for his classmates! A paper engineering feat of flipbookery as well as killer drawing!

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

my body is a machine that turns many spaghetti noodles into one big stinky noodle.

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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My favorite Joanna Newsom song is called “it is cheaper to buy vegetables here”

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

why do they call them pick-up games if you're not supposed to flirt with your bros?

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Rosemold @rosegold.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

dunkanrana 🏀🤼‍♀️

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I myself once wrote a haiku because I thought it was easy to do; there once was a man with a most glorious plan except he ran out............

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

i hate that I realize Newsom writes sad limericks.

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

the way the meringue, served in slices, forces farmers to raise their lemon prices, but for those he holds dear like his onions and tears... it is cheaper to buy vegetables here.

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nomerzzz @naomizone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Jim "The Juul Man" Jaylor

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

anyone able to send me 69 dollars real quick? tryna see something here (groceries for next 2 week)

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

1993 was a great year for depression double-features

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

bad day for The Fugitive + The Sister Act depression double feature 3':

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

sorry if i seem despondent recently... just remembering i lost my copy of The Fugitive (1993) DVD in the divorce.

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

being in love is cool, and reality is the chaser.

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

in love with a man at an inopportune time </3

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

please, bash on, canada is the worst <3

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i sleep better at night knowing you're a part of this world <3

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

you can literally want all three at the same time...

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

im a 50 y/o burned out loser; who want?

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

playing hard to get? or is it getting too hard to play?

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

going through my photos and... ...found this darling capture of a moment I felt so pretty <3 this was achieved with the help of @seawithoutshore.bsky.social. I would take a photo, text it to her, implement suggestions she made, take a photo, send it back to her... an amazing experience.

Melody sitting on a blanket in a park next to a tree. Zer accordion is fanned out behind zer.

Ze looks like an absolute gothic forest fairy, hair up in a bun, cute makeup, fishnet top, black dress, and black boots.

Zer smile is of a quaint naive ingenue, and rather darling at that.

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

'neo-pronouns' are a lot like juicing in professional baseball; it's a way better game to watch, and cowardly people argue it shouldn't be allowed advantages.

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

sometimes you need to sit through 6 different language films + 1 silent film to really get back on track.

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

making breakthroughs in therapy, if by "breakthroughs in therapy" you mean "progress on the stack of 7 criterion films from the library"

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

thinkin' about getting my act together...tomorrow! #justagirl

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🎶 Melody Jane @bigtittygarfield.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

do you trust the same educational systems (paid off to ignore climate catastrophe, the use of fuel, and the amount of biological weapons used abroad) to tell you the truth about *air*? my god, they already have us buying water out of plastic bottles.

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