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Steve

@bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social
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I haven’t done anything worthwhile in my entire life, but surely my posts are good?

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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thanks tom, just bought it. Looks like a nice time
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All the guys who gained some prominence/notoriety from posting and have tricked themselves into thinking that they need to share an opinion on every little thing, are here to save the day
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Foggy oat there
Fog in a neighborhood
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s the dream
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sorry this is besides the point, but I still hear my freshman professor who just yelled “what is the claim?” at us because none of us could write a thesis and I still hear that whenever I write just about anything. Everyone needs a fed-up professor in their lives.
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Most of other beliefs were of course bad, but it boggles my mind that we’ve come this far
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This makes me think about how my dad used to lecture me that the root of conservative is “to conserve” and that’s why he spent so much time recycling. Now of course, it is [slur de jour] to recycle
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It is a little funny that Trump is doing everything that republicans have always said they want to do but couldn’t pull off, and of course it all sucks shit
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cambozola isn’t my absolute favorite cheese but no one in the house likes but me. When you cultivate the right cheese-based principals, you can become immune to the cheese thieves
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A little cambozola and crackers for lunch ain’t hurting no one
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Great lineup, and you checked the calendar to see how many fridays are in the month. This is shaping up to be the most normal miketober yet!
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The question is, do the modern versions pinch your fingers when you are folding it?
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The enzyme brew smells kinda good. Could one sip hurt?
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Workplace Dispute Causes 14k Foot Disruption
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Prepping a frothy enzyme brew and dumping it down my drains and just, I guess, praying that something is actually going on down there.
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Saw something about it earlier and couldn’t figure out what was going on. This is the first I’m seeing the word hijack. That’s crazy
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s kind of annoying to see certain trends get talked about to death on here, but then I go to Reddit (my mistake) and see a post on the front page that is like “is it ok to hate women” with 1000 replies all saying yes.
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you’re thinking that this is “late to the party” or “kind of lame”, just keep in mind that I spent 2 hours driving to the puyallup state fair in order to spend $150 on about 12 minutes of entertainment, so my brain is at about 12%
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How about Choosin’ Tex Mex and it’s about being decisive about where to eat out for once
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just walked in on my 7-year-old using the family computer to look at pictures of Leon S. Kennedy.
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was driving home at night the other day and I saw a rat run across the street, and then a huge barred owl swooped through my headlights after it. Coolest thing I’ve seen in a while.
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The pros of living close to wildlife -cool birds -the sound of seals barking in the distance in the morning -a bunny living in our bush -deer wandering in the yard Cons: -when the coyotes get riled up and start screaming like a ring wraiths at 2am
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My new friend, the pileated woodpecker. Hello my friend.
A pileated woodpecker with brilliant red feathers on its head, pecking away at a utility poleSame pileated woodpecker in a different pose
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I bought a cheese called “Old World Cheddar” that uses a historic recipe, thinking it would just be a nice sharp cheddar and it was straight up nasty. There are a lot of reasons to avoid time travel, should the opportunity present itself, but I can add “nasty cheese” to the very top of the list.
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I rewatched recently and was surprised that I actually found the kid and the monkey quite charming, when I used to hate them. Just wonderful film, full of life.
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Intimidated by furry excellence
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In the mid 2000s it was in vogue to use furries as a cultural punching bag and I regrettably bought into that. A few years ago I made a conscious decision that furries are cool and deserve respect. I apologize for my past beliefs. I stand with the furry community #furriesarecool #inmybook
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The essence of their bagel has been altered and I am not coping well
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The bagel place near my house changed their recipe (?) for the bagels and I’m honestly surprised how shook I am about it.
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It can be fun to see some of the unusual situations that traveling creates, but you can’t be telling us about each kiosk that you had to use or update us on the status of the airline counter. “Airports are kind of crazy” yea we know.
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m the same way with people holding a lav mic in their hand. Just clip the damn thing or get a real mic if you need to pass it around
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My gtx1080 is hanging on for dear life
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This rocks, I got this up and running in no time. Do you have a place I can send you some money or something? I’m very grateful for your effort.
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My blood just ran cold
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Out of nowhere, my kid started asking to get drinks at Starbucks (I think they like the looks of the colorful drinks) and I’m now fully realizing my responsibilities as a parent
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nice nuts and seeds you got there. But are they nature’s?
A bag of granola that says “Made with nature’s nuts and seeds”
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I saw it
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Holy shit
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I agree and also, a butt in the toilet room is simply thematically correct
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He has kind eyes
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Literally just overheard a guy a Home Depot talking about how he was going to buy a switch 2 just to play it.
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is exactly right. I wish I had known this a couple of years ago because I got a similar car at a terrible price because I was a rube. I’ve since learned your method is the way to go
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yeah the book’s kinda stupid, but at least it’s fun
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Not sure what makes me feel more ill at ease: the original post or all the comments playing along
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I want this knife soooo bad
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Meet me in the Patient Portal
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Damn, nice
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
God, watching this was like part of me waking from a fugue state. Saw this commercial so many times and got so hyped to watch that movie (which was a bit meh, but whatever). Rest in peace Peter
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I’ve been going back and forth on this. On first blush, it felt like it was trying to make fun of woke and be woke at the same time, but it also makes sense to say “it’s hard to be woke without sounding like a joyless nerd”
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Struggling with this take because I love a reclining theater seat, but I’ll give honest consideration to your perspective
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